Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Evil Incarnate, Apr 5, 2011.
Wait hold on a second, which one is which?
More like utters!!!
You mean Udders?
Or did I mean Otters!?!?!?!?
Oh no now I have that Valentine's Banner stuck in my head!!!
gets out hot poker
Would you like me to remove your eyes?
PLEASE MAKE THE OTTER SNOGGING STOP!!!!
This is utterly ridiculous!
you can milk anything with nipples. //meet the parents
Dangit, everyone's laughing at something I ostensibly said, but I didn't even get the fun of SAYING it! Curse this misuse of editorial influence!
Wait, I know what to do!
Two Ewoks and a Gungan walk into a bar-
*instantly gets the Swiss Cheese treatment due to all manner of firearms being discharged in my direction, then coughs out a bit of smoke before speaking*
Cartoonish violence. Always works. *collapses*
I wanted to hear the joke.
I think its joke that ends up with me getting them drunk and than taking the Gungan's ears as trophies and skinning the Ewoks for their hides, its hilarious!
I didn't really HAVE a joke, other than something guaranteed to rile people up enough to react predictably. 'Know your audience' and all that.
...by the way, does anyone have some spacer's tape for all the bullet/blaster holes?
*Throws tomatoes at dewback_Rancher* Boooooooo Booooooo!
Sounds like the crowd in Detroit when Charlie Sheen came to visit us.
You're from the most awesomely-shaped state in the Union, too?
Seriously, that's how you know someone's from my home state: ask us where we live. If we hold up a hand and point at it, you're talking to a Michigander.
That is exactly right.
you just lost/gained my vote for funniest patron, dewback.
I spent 4 years there behind enemy lines when I was in middle school, and I still use the mitten to show people where I lived.
Not every state can be as cool as the Great Lakes Murder Mitten!
I will give it this, it wasn't the worst place I ever lived...
In fairness, Michigan has some wonderful sandy beaches on their lakes. Makes some pretty neat dunes as well.
I like baby guinea pigs.....