Everton, We Never Talk Anymore...

Discussion in 'Big Brother 4' started by Souderwan, Jul 29, 2007.

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  1. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
    Ok, Chris. Here's a thread just for us to bond and all that stuff.

    It's a bit early for beer on my side of the pond, so how about I have coffee and you have...whatever you like.


    How're things?
  2. Everton Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 18, 2003
    star 10
    I will deliver my reply in the form of a letter:

    Dear Brian,

    I write with reference to your recent request for information, with
    specific regard to how things are going. Before I continue however, I
    would like to take this opportunity to thank-you for your interest, and
    giving me the chance to correspond with you once more.

    I will preface my comments by saying that I am currently partaking of a
    tall glass of chilled Apple Juice. It is most refreshing, although by this
    evening I will likely be opening a bottle of wine.

    In a general sense, I believe things are going rather well. Tomorrow I
    expect to send a book to production that I have been trying to finalise
    for many months now, so that will be an occasion to celebrate. I have
    successfully wormed my cat (something I have been putting off for
    too long now), and am looking forward to the spell of dry weather the
    BBC Weatherman says is due for the coming week.

    I also hear good news from our Water Board, who are spreading the news
    that the regions water supply should be reconnected within the next few
    days.

    As you will notice, my username is still red (which I have accessorised
    with a stylish new icon). This situation will resolve itself come tomorrow
    morning however, when I will go black once more thereby completing my
    good deed for the weekend.

    In closing, I hope that you are well, and that you did not go to too
    much trouble to post this thread. I would hate to think that to think I was
    inconveniencing you by not automatically volunteering information
    about how things are going! Nah, don't worry, I am only yanking your
    chain - I am happy to answer your question (as I ever will be).

    I look forward to hearing from you soon.

    With very best wishes,

    Yours sincerely,

    Chris The Feast of Maximum Occupancy.
  3. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
    Dear Chris,

    In response to your recent letter regarding my request for information,
    I want to begin by saying a hearty ?thank you? for your quick and thoughtful
    response. It is a rare opportunity to hear from you in so intimate a fashion and
    I?m honored that you took the time.

    I was heartened to hear that you were enjoying your glass of apple juice.
    As of now, I am finishing up my first of two cups of coffee. Like you, I shall
    likely partake of a nice bottle of wine. I plan on having some sirloin tonight,
    so I suspect that I?ll be drinking Cabernet Sauvignon tonight.

    Things are going well here as well. I had a wonderful time last night
    interacting with the JCC again. I never realized how much I adore some of
    those people and how much I miss them. I must admit that I have remained
    in this house far longer than I had anticipated. That being said, it?s been
    wonderful in its own way as I?ve been forced to learn a bit of discipline and
    how to interact with you, my fellow housemates. I?ve learned a great deal
    and I thank you, in particular for this.

    I have noticed that your username remains red, which has allowed mine to
    remain this rather stunning aqua. I thank you for that. I was originally under
    the impression that this was only supposed to be a 24 hr thing, but since it?s
    likely that our esteemed leader is not here, why worry, right? (*chuckle*)

    Finally, thank you again for your kind and thoughtful words. I do hope that
    we can continue this discourse as I find you to be an enlightened and engaged
    housemate.

    With deep and abiding respect and admiration,

    Your friend,

    Brian


  4. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 9
    Is this is special "private" thread?
  5. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
    'Course not, Harps. You can talk to Everton too, if you like. :)
  6. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 9
    Okay! Just wanted to be sure you weren't about to weep and talk about your childhoods... which is perfectly fine, of course. I just wanted to be sure you wanted company. :p


    Okay, so anyway, I totaly missed you guys.
  7. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
    Oh, if I feel the need to weep and talk about my childhood, I'm sure I will. :p

    I missed you too, Harps! I miss all the JCCers! Even SWA.
  8. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 18, 2004
    star 8
    SWA is at Comic Con, picking up all the starlets. So, he probably hasn't been around anyways.
  9. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
    I know this. It is only for this reason that I pretend to miss him. I know that by the time he gets back, he won't see my post and believe there is more to our relationship than there is. :p


  10. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 9
    Think he scored with Jennifer Garner?
  11. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
    He hooked up with Natalie. He can hook up with anybody!
  12. Everton Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 18, 2003
    star 10
    Dear Brian

    I am elated that this conversation is going so well. I had hoped for some
    marginal success, but our open and honest rapport has delighted me; truly
    it has.

    I hope very much that you enjoy your Sirloin, and applaud your judgement.
    The ability to plan one's meals ahead of time is a quality I very
    much admire, particularly as I have yet to determine what to have
    for my own evening meal. I have, as mentioned in previous correspondence,
    chosen wine, but I do not feel that will be quite enough.

    Regarding your comments about the JCC, I must concur. I too find myself
    missing the widespread interaction the forum offers. One can try to
    live vicariously through the comments and 'lols' of others, but truly
    the spice of e-life is a personal contribution. That is not to say, as you
    so rightly point out, that this Big Brother game does not have its merits.
    I believe the forum is now beginning to harness the potential that was there
    from the very beginning, that is to say a little e-community to relish
    (indeed I lament that the voted out players cannot be here to relish it also).
    Time was I felt posting here was a bit of a chore, but now I feel we have
    hit our stride. I must admit that for the first time since entering
    the 'house', I am concerned about being voted out. I would like to win,
    however I feel there are many more likely candidates to emerge from this
    forum triumphant, you being one of the most prominent.

    In the intersts of clarification, I should say that the red username
    thing was to last until Monday morning, and although the good deed brings
    warm feelings to my heart, I will be glad to strip off this garish colour
    and return to more comfortable threads.

    To close, I would like to praise you unequivocally.

    Best,

    Chris.
  13. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

    Administrator
    Member Since:
    Nov 21, 2002
    star 8
    BRIAN THIS IS DAVE. STOP. HOW ARE THINGS GOING. STOP.
  14. jedikitty19 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 23, 2006
    star 6
    dear everton:

    I didnt dream about you last night.
  15. Everton Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 18, 2003
    star 10
    to: dave@jcbb4.lol
    subject: lol
    message body: lol
  16. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
    Dear Chris,

    I too, am gratified that things are going so well. To be honest,
    I was utterly flabbergasted by your wonderful words about my
    Impact here on the game. Thank you.

    To be quite honest, I never considered the possibility of winning
    this illustrious game. When I took a look at the lineup of individuals
    here, I must confess that I was rather confused as to how I ended up
    among these people. That being said, it?s been an honor just to be here
    and post with you all.

    Like you, though, I think our house is finally coming together. I think I
    know everyone here much better than I did before. We have a better
    feel for our posting schedules, which helps us to interact more seamlessly
    without feeling ignored. It?s honestly made this game a lot more fun
    than it has been and I no longer feel compelled to post.

    Thank you again, for your thoughtful and kind words. I would hope that
    it is abundantly clear to you that the admiration you?ve expressed
    to me is entirely mutual. I have always thought highly of you as a poster
    and that feeling has only been expanded upon since I?ve embarked
    on this particular adventure.

    Sincerely yours,

    Brian

  17. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
  18. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

    Administrator
    Member Since:
    Nov 21, 2002
    star 8
    ARE YOU TELLING ME TO STOP. STOP. STOP.
  19. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

    Administrator
    Member Since:
    Nov 21, 2002
    star 8
    to: ctfomo@jcbb4.com
    subject: Re: lol
    message body: lol?
  20. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
    DAVEED. STOP. YOU CAN NEVER STOP. STOP. THAT'S WHY I SAID STOP. STOP.
  21. Everton Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 18, 2003
    star 10
    simply have to post this

    To: Mr. C. Chaplin, Sennett Studios, Hollywood, California.

    CONGRATS. STOP.

    HAVE DISCOVERED ONLY PERSON IN WORLD LESS FUNNY THAN YOU. STOP.

    NAME - BALDRICK. STOP.

    YOURS E. BLACKADDER. STOP.

    PS. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. STOP.
  22. Everton Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 18, 2003
    star 10
    to: dave@jcbb4.lol
    subject: Re: Re: lol
    message body: indeed so
  23. OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 25, 2002
    star 6
    Dear Heart,

    Know that I love you with ALL my heart.

    Your's wholeheartedly,

    Your heart's desire,


    Jay Jay.
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