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Everyone in WoW has AIDS

Discussion in 'Archive: Games' started by The2ndQuest , Sep 20, 2005.

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  1. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Found this to be rather amusing and of interest for discusison outside of the WoW thread, given potential applications to other MMORPGs...

    http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2005/09/19/wow_plague_disease/

    " In an absolutely bizarre turn of events, a virtual disease is spreading through the World of Warcraft servers, killing off characters everywhere it spreads. The disease is a direct result of a new in-game instance created by Blizzard, which appears to be working not quite how it was intended.

    There is a little info over at Shacknews, but the basic gist is this:

    Blizzard adds in a new instance, Zul'Gurub. Inside is the god of blood, Hakkar. Well, when you fight him he has a debuff called Corrputed Blood. It does like 250-350 damage to players and affects nearby players. The amazing thing is SOME PLAYERS have brought this disease (and it is a disease) back to the towns, outside of the instance. It starts spreading amongst the general population including npcs, who can out generate the damage. Some servers have gotten so bad that you can't go into the major cities without getting the plague (and anyone less than like level 50 nearly immediately die).

    GM's even tried quarantining players in certain areas, but the players kept escaping the quarantine and infect other players.
    "


    It seems they've already tried to patch it and it didn't work. So they're having a hard time curing a completely virtual disease [face_laugh]
     
  2. Jedi_Matt

    Jedi_Matt Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    hahaha that's awesome, im so glad i dont have WoW now :p

     
  3. Darth_Simpson

    Darth_Simpson Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, when you don't put a timer on the disease...

    It's reminiscent of the Area of Effect bomb you could get from Molten Core.

    Personally, I think it's hilarious.
     
  4. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ironic that nerds who've never had sex or even touched a woman are getting a virus.




    Well, someone had to say it.
     
  5. Fist_of_Mandalore

    Fist_of_Mandalore Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dont play with needles is the message Im getting from this.
     
  6. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I thought the message was, don't play with the God of Blood? ;)
     
  7. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    anyone less than like level 50 nearly immediately die

    Well that is one way to get rid of n00bs.
     
  8. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Hey!!!!!!11!!!

    :mad:

    And I can cure it! Go Cleanse-bot ftw!
     
  9. Errant_Venture

    Errant_Venture Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    LMAO! When I see my friend tonight I'm going to ask if how he's faring with the quarantine. [face_laugh]
     
  10. TwiLekJedi

    TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh] Awesome

    Finally a reason why SWG is better - you don't get the e-plague :p

    (but then again, I'm sure there's people out there saying "I'd rather play WoW and get the plague, than play SWG" :eek:)
     
  11. Psycho_Sith

    Psycho_Sith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LMAO, too true.
     
  12. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [Cartman] [/Cartman]
     
  13. Delta_62

    Delta_62 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Good quote jp-30!=D=
     
  14. HL&S

    HL&S Magistrate Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That sounds classic. Never played the game and I'm sure I don't understand the entire ramifications of this plague, but it sounds like good times.
     
  15. portman_is_so_fine

    portman_is_so_fine Jedi Master star 4

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    my friend just bought this game yesterday. this is too funny.
     
  16. Indiana_Fett

    Indiana_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm gonna go on right now!
     
  17. macevspalpy113

    macevspalpy113 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I'm going to go taunt my friend, bye! :)
     
  18. Errant_Venture

    Errant_Venture Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    My friend's server hasn't been affected by this, but his guild is full of [meanies] and they are planning on doing that raid to infect his server. [face_devil]
     
  19. Raven

    Raven Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That is simply awesome. Actually, it'd be a cool plotpoint, if they were going for actually having a plot.
     
  20. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    http://wowaids.ytmnd.com/
     
  21. Jedi_Dajuan

    Jedi_Dajuan Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nice one Kayta!

    I almost feel sorry for the people who've spent hours upon hours on the game only to die of the plauge. Man what a bummer that must be.
     
  22. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    This is hilarious. I feel like getting the game just to act as a plague carrier.
     
  23. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    E-comedy gold, to be sure. It worries me sometimes that they can't stop something which is essentially just 1s and 0s.
     
  24. Raven

    Raven Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Especially when they're the best company in the world at making those 0s and 1s. ;)
     
  25. Excellence

    Excellence Jedi Knight star 7

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    That Mouse kid from Matrix, and his virtual Red Lady offer . . . Good catch, 2ndQuest!
     
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