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Everything that there is in life, I learned from Star Wars...

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  1. hat_tr1ck

    hat_tr1ck Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I did. Ever since the movies, I've practiced the Tao of Star Wars;

    "Do. Or do not. There is no try."

    "You may fire when ready." [face_laugh]

    And those are only a couple of teachings I have assimilated into my life.

    So, what did YOU learn from Star Wars?
     
  2. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oh great and powerful Granf Moff!

    there truly is much to learn from the infinite wisdom of The-Flanneled-One and his creations, particularly the Star Wars Saga.

    many words of wisdom abound in the Star Wars Movies, for example:

    'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

    or

    'Look at the size of that thing!

    and the ever classic,

    'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
     
  3. LuBusVassal

    LuBusVassal Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I learned that where to get a good date from a wookie

    Leia: I'd Rather kiss a Wookie
    Han: That cna be arranged!
     
  4. StompboXX

    StompboXX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I learned that you don't need to have an athletic jock-like build.

    "Lumunous beings we are. Not this...crude matter."

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    And I've learned that nothing is impossible.

    "Impossible!"
    "That is why you fail."
     
  5. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "that wookies need a kiss every now and then"
     
  6. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "Its ok to be feisty (read: stubborn) if you're a Phallic looking Astromech Droid"
     
  7. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "having parts of you colored gold, makes others think you are gay"
     
  8. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "Girls look sexy holding a blaster, especially when they are wearing less clothing than an ewok"
     
  9. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "Only Hot looking young Queens get their planets invaded, which explains the replacement monarch in AOTC"
     
  10. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "its possible to hide from over Two Million Clone/StormTroopers by hiding in the middle of a desert planet dressed as a Jedi"
     
  11. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "If Mind tricks don't work, try money"
     
  12. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "that the Force will be with me, Always"
     
  13. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "Be careful who you kiss, she might be your sister"
     
  14. StompboXX

    StompboXX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I have learned that decapitation is the best way to end an argument.
     
  15. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "using 'are you an angel?' makes for a great pick-up line"
     
  16. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "never get romantically involved with a Clonetrooper, you don't know if its really him"
     
  17. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    From incessantly watching Star Wars, I've learned...

    "if you want to order more clones, you'll have to give them more time to grow them"
     
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