Ewwww! There's something not right with this!

It's funky!

What'd he do?!

Funky funky funky cookie.

 

Ok, what did who do with which funky cookie where?

 

[charlessmithson]I shall refer her to the nearest asylum immediately.[/charlessmithson]

 

I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explaination.

 

I wanna get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, physical.

 

Ok, we need Spock.

 

What?! Geez, dense as a rock.

My brother

Made cookies

They taste funky.

Duh.

 

Spock... see if you can... sort this leaking warp core out will you?... I can't do anything myself apart from... speak like a dimwit and... talk to grotesque alien species in my... special chair.

 

That's illogical Captain. Your "special chair" is no different to mine. Except that it has a "vibrator" function.

 

These cookies, they have rhythm?

 

Nice to see you... Spock. Tell me... Spock. Is my vibrating chair entirely... logical?

 

No but they do have a gooey middle.

 

I'd like to see the Captains Log please...

 

It depends what strength vibration you put it on sir.

 

Cookies playing base?



Damn - I feel really stupid now for not understanding this thread from the first post.

 

Please follow me to my... 'head' TTG. My most recent.. captains log has just been... completed.

 

Do I need a nose peg or have you got a Touch N' Fresh, AFI?

And haven't you heard of Kleenex quilted - there's Klingons on your starboard bow...

 

Is this the result of a special ingredient your Bro's put in Beth ?

 

[scotty] Ayrh we need mure elbee greece fur ther enjeans cap'n [/scotty]

 

Yes but I found that Klingons only respond to insect repellant.

 

Scott... The ship has... broken down... please go outside and give her a... push

 

You...use...insect...repellent...on...your...
Klingons....doesn't...that...sting...a...bit......must...save...the...Earth...

// saves the Earth

// smoothes unruffled hair back into place

 

Yes but I find that when fighting Klingons certain sacrifices must be made. Such as losing the out layer of skin on your arse.

 

[spock] But captain, surely the inverted pressures of the cross-dimensional quantum foam surrounding the ships would give him perpetual flatulence. [/spock]