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Ewwww! There's something not right with this!

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, Apr 23, 2002.

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  1. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    I find that if you leave your klingons alone, they harden and eventually drop off on their own.
     
  2. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL

    If you find it again are you allowed to stick it back on?
     
  3. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    There is a time when you can go into just a bit too much detail.
     
  4. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    but make sure you wear baggy trousers when your klingons drop off. Otherwise it just gets crunchy. I learnt the hard way.
     
  5. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL. I'll be ok then. I tend to stay away from skintight trousers.
     
  6. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    But what if you turn your pants inside out - do Klingons disguise themselves as lil brown pom-poms?

    The shape shifting feckless alien blaggards
     
  7. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    more like broken bits of all bran......
     
  8. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Errrm.... I've lost track of the conversation...
     
  9. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    it started with bad cookies. After that, I dunno.....
     
  10. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ...Better that you stay that way Gerrett!
     
  11. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    A severe bumnut problem can often start with bad cookies. This morning I ingested a good half pint of three-month old lemonade when I reached for the bottle of fizzy water I bought yesterday but mistakenly picked up the lemonade bottle I should have disposed of months ago - how do people rate my chances of intestinal infection?
     
  12. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    I wondered where this came from
     
  13. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    //puts on scientific head//

    your chances are of infection are low OJK. Due to the fact, the lemonade would not have sufficent nutrients to grow.

    I wondered where this came from

    I hope you are not holding a klingon, Paul.
     
  14. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    OJK - I think you probably gave yourself gonhorrea
     
  15. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    no strictly chalfont free
     
  16. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    OJK - I think you probably gave yourself gonhorrea

    I heard that Andy gave him that. And it spread to his mouth.
     
  17. CrazyOldJedi

    CrazyOldJedi Chosen One star 6

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    Ideal for chuffnut removal too!
     
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