Excuse us...

We are the Evil Duo, conquerors of worlds and destroyers of civilizations. We declare a HOSTILE TAKEOVER of this FanForce. Shall any of you resist, our wrath shall fall upon you, namely in the form of very very nasty and slimy things that will be really hard to wash off. Furthermore, all your bases will voluntarily belong to us or else foul, nasty, awful, psychologically damaging, horrible DOOM shall fall upon you. No zigs will be launched, or they shall feel the power of our armada's mighty weapons up close and personal.
These are our terms, and our law. Obey and be at peace and safety, disobey and try to dodge the hard logic, researched facts, common sense, open minded opinions and rotten fruit we shall throw at you.
1st: Ignorance is not allowed. Think and research before you claim anything.
2nd: Do not shove your opinions down other people's throats. Debates are good, "i'm right and you ain't" is not acceptable.
3rd: Be polite. Follow the TOS rules.
4th: Always remember: everyone is intitled to an opinion of their own. Respect it. If you don't agree with someone, please make clear why.
5th: If you see someone say something wrong, make sure you are right about it and don't hesitate to correct that person. Don't be ashamed to be corrected. Very proud people aren't usually very smart.
6th: Topics which automatically lower the IQ of the participants (like say, soccer) are forbiden. Or at least, heavilly frowned upon.
7th: Macs rule.
These are our laws. There are many like them, but these are ours. Accept our very bright darkness or perish in flame and pain and stuff.
In time, you shall see we are nice people. With happy feelings. All of the time!
Have a nice day.
Yous truly,
The Evil Duo



PS: We don't use subliminal messages. We never use subliminal messages.
PS2: We where bored. Also, it's Mara's 1000th post! PAAAAARTAAAAAY!

 

Yay! It's my 1000th post.

*hops arround*

*trips*

Crashhhh!




Ouch... X_x

 

Rejoyce, my people!
*runs around with delusions of grandeur, a cardboard crown from burger king on her head*
*trips on her fallen fellow evil doer*
CRASH!!
KABOOOM!!!
ouchie.....
mental note: stop carrying around grenades in pockets, OR, get better pockets.

 

* White looks at the 2 siths.

White: Hostile takeover hum?...
* White thinks...
White: Well, basically nobody helped me when protecting the poor Ewoks. I don't see why i should help them now.. I'm no light sider, i don't have the obligation to be the first to protect anyone.
* White sits back and watches the developments and reaction of the others, not being disturbed by the 2 siths...

 

It's 'Sith' not 'Siths'.

(same thing with 'Jedi' (not 'Jedis'))

*sigh*

 

Siths, siths, siths, siths, siths, siths, siths, siths, and mroe siths.

I love irratating people.

Sim, forte é o Evil Duo... Mas não tãio forte como as perigosíssimas... Damas Delicadas!

Mas pelo menos em alguns pontos concodamos... Futebol is eeevil.

 

Pinky isto é inaceitavel, alguem quer conquistar a o mundo antes de nós, depressa pinky, a arma secreta...

*Pinky e brain metem uma mola no nariz*

*Pinky exibe a arma secreta...Uma peuga de Darth Sidious!*

Begonne of these bords, I exorcise you evil spirits

 

LOL

 

Olha que bom! Assim já temos um thread de boas vindas/regras para os newbies lerem quando vierem para aqui. Vou já tratar de fazer um header com um link para esta gema.


*corre como uma doida gritando: fcp! fcp! fcp!*
*é banida*

 

*carrega no un-ban button*


Nem penses... És necessária aqui.

*amarra Nin a uma cadeira azul que dis CR*

E nem penses em fugir, ou serei forçada a tomar medidas extremas.


(Não podia perder a 1ª metade das Damas Delicadas, não é?)

 

...um link para esta gema.
awwww
foi só uma coisinha qu'a gente escrevemos
ultimatos, declarações de guerra...you know, everyday stuff

 

Dont make me destroy you...

 

Destroy who?

Ah, one more thing that should be added to the list... Thou shalt not kill a FanForcer during an official meeting... If you must, do it unnoficially.

 

E isto é uma suposta light sider a falar...

 

A anya até deu num bom conselho:
Matar alguém e ir para a prisão...bad.
Matar alguém, ir para a prisão e ser banido das boards...HELL!

 

Por ser lightsider é que digo isto... Não quero que ninguem seja banido dos foruns por não saber as regras.

 

Anya...és demasiado boa para nós

 

Eu sei, eu sei... *faz uma vénia*

 

Bah, Evilduo...
Your pityfull skills are no match for the power of the Darkside+The One Ring+Isengard!!!!!

MUWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

cof cof cof, malvada tosse!

 

Bah, Evilduo...
Your pityfull skills are no match for the power of the Darkside+The One Ring+Isengard!!!!!

*Vai buscar as pipocas*

 

*yawn*
The Darkside? we're ALL over it.
The One Ring? jewelry isn't particularly frightening to us. or do you mean The Onion Ring? ?
i like those
Isengard? isn't that the bantha breeding center in tatooine?

 

*Rouba algumas pipocas á Nin*

Hmm, Nin, já agora... Não sentes saudades de partir cadeiras em cima de alguem?

 

Yawn? Não! Vá, batalhem pela supremacia, badest of the bad, etc. I want entertainment!


Partir cadeiras...

...
*é invadida por uma imensa nostalgia e uma lágrima corre-lhe pela cara*

Nunca haverá ninguém como o Old_Ben na minha vida

 

we have already won!
for deep in your hearts, you heed our law. there is no escape now!
*fades into the darkness, laughing evilly*

 

You can't win, If you strike us down we will become more powerfull than you can possibly imagine