Exotic Lightsabers

A light wolftooth. All the cutting might of very small lightsabers, combined with the unweildy nature of the most rediculously oversized club in existence!

Do I win the most useless weapon award?

Eh?

 

Light grenade. Complete with light shrapnel. Guaranteed to give yo skin cancer!!!

 

I can just see this grenade landing in the middle of a crowd. Then it explodes and dozens of tiny little lightsabers go spinning everywhere.

On a more serious note, wouldn't a plasma grenade cover that pretty well? It's certainly very bright....

 

The Light-Piercing.
Can't decide if it's a tool for drilling ornament-holes into flesh or an ornament to dangle from a hole in your flesh once you've used a dremmel to tear it open.

The Light-Pendant:
a piece of jewelry that also makes a good lock-pick.

Light-Dentures
Limited power charge of 3-6 seconds--about 2 rounds. Make one heck of a hickey.