JCC EXPALIN THIS, ATHEISTS

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  1. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    God Exists,

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  2. hudzu Chosen One

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    its the crocoduck of food science disinformation
  3. Darth Guy Chosen One

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  4. Darth-Lando Chosen One

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    I found this in my peanut butter once. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???
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  5. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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  6. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    Yep, they sure showed us. They spent the whole video attacking a straw man version of abiogenesis. I think creationists are just pining for a really good peanut butter and banana sandwich.
  7. DarthMane2 Force Ghost

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    I've never had a peanut butter and banana sandwish. Is it good?

    Oh, and this...

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  8. timmoishere Chosen One

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    Christian Bale visited the victims of the Aurora massacre. Atheist Bale did not.

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  9. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    i become very upset when i open a jar of peanut butter and find no new life inside, JUST THE SAME OLD PEANUT BUTTER.
  10. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    What if I got a Robocop, put it in a jar, and sent it to you?
  11. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    that would be nice, but c'mon i would know that you put the robocop in there.
  12. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    Sure, I loved them as a kid. Of course I snacked on crayons back then.
  13. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    one time i took the paper off a brown crayon and left it on one of those hot water radiators in my second-grade classroom and it got all soft and melty and i told the teacher that someone had pooed on the radiator but somehow my teacher knew immediately that it wasn't a poo but a brown crayon and i got in trouble. i don't know how she figured that out so easily!
  14. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    Obviously Satin told her! Did she teach you how evolution occurs in peanut butter jars?
  15. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    This is terrible because they haven't even done enough research to know that life came from primordial soup, not primordial peanut butter. They should be asking why there's no new life when you open a can of soup. IDIOTS.
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  16. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  17. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Being an ex-Palin is hard, with all that crazy in your past.
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  18. Space_Caboose Jedi Master

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    I wonder if the guy they paid to video tape this was doubled over in silent laughter the whole time.
  19. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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  20. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    I'm laughing really hard right now. I'm trying to decide which is better: "Behold, the atheist's nightmare *holds up banana*" or "It has a point at the top for ease of entry."
  21. Mar17swgirl Chosen One

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    Expalin, you say? She's not an exPalin, she's just restin'.
  22. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    He doesn't even peel it right! :_|
  23. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    He's also using a banana that was selectively bred to be more palatable to humans. Here's what a wild banana looks like:
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    So actually he's making the opposite point.
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  24. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    God is angry with the Cavendish and is trying to wipe it off the face of the earth.
  25. Mustafar_66 Force Ghost

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    Just for the sake of my faith in Humanity, tell me that's a spoof video?
  26. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Ahahaha that's great!

    However, even if the banana did occur naturally in the form of the one he has, how does that "prove" the existence of God. I mean, if God was going to make stuff perfectly suited to humans, then . . . why don't chickens come with easily removable wrappers? Why isn't the watermelon sized to fit exactly in a human hand? Why isn't an apple pointed for ease of entry? I mean, he posits that God created all the fruit on the earth and decided, just for laughs, to make the banana alone convenient.

    I do believe in God, btw. Just not a God who specifically engineered the banana for human consumption in order to prove His own existence.
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  27. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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    I'm laughing at the thread title more than I should be, probably. :p