Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Jan 1, 2013.
its the crocoduck of food science disinformation
I found this in my peanut butter once. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???
Yep, they sure showed us. They spent the whole video attacking a straw man version of abiogenesis. I think creationists are just pining for a really good peanut butter and banana sandwich.
I've never had a peanut butter and banana sandwish. Is it good?
Oh, and this...
Christian Bale visited the victims of the Aurora massacre. Atheist Bale did not.
i become very upset when i open a jar of peanut butter and find no new life inside, JUST THE SAME OLD PEANUT BUTTER.
What if I got a Robocop, put it in a jar, and sent it to you?
that would be nice, but c'mon i would know that you put the robocop in there.
Sure, I loved them as a kid. Of course I snacked on crayons back then.
one time i took the paper off a brown crayon and left it on one of those hot water radiators in my second-grade classroom and it got all soft and melty and i told the teacher that someone had pooed on the radiator but somehow my teacher knew immediately that it wasn't a poo but a brown crayon and i got in trouble. i don't know how she figured that out so easily!
Obviously Satin told her! Did she teach you how evolution occurs in peanut butter jars?
This is terrible because they haven't even done enough research to know that life came from primordial soup, not primordial peanut butter. They should be asking why there's no new life when you open a can of soup. IDIOTS.
Being an ex-Palin is hard, with all that crazy in your past.
I wonder if the guy they paid to video tape this was doubled over in silent laughter the whole time.
I'm laughing really hard right now. I'm trying to decide which is better: "Behold, the atheist's nightmare *holds up banana*" or "It has a point at the top for ease of entry."
Expalin, you say? She's not an exPalin, she's just restin'.
He doesn't even peel it right!
He's also using a banana that was selectively bred to be more palatable to humans. Here's what a wild banana looks like:
So actually he's making the opposite point.
God is angry with the Cavendish and is trying to wipe it off the face of the earth.
Just for the sake of my faith in Humanity, tell me that's a spoof video?
Ahahaha that's great!
However, even if the banana did occur naturally in the form of the one he has, how does that "prove" the existence of God. I mean, if God was going to make stuff perfectly suited to humans, then . . . why don't chickens come with easily removable wrappers? Why isn't the watermelon sized to fit exactly in a human hand? Why isn't an apple pointed for ease of entry? I mean, he posits that God created all the fruit on the earth and decided, just for laughs, to make the banana alone convenient.
I do believe in God, btw. Just not a God who specifically engineered the banana for human consumption in order to prove His own existence.
I'm laughing at the thread title more than I should be, probably.