Expanded Universe Defense Force

*shoves a pen up Fier's anus...because the Admiral told me to do so*

 

Kwenn, I just figured that if bad guys can have trapdoors leading to warrens full of hideous gigantic carnivores, why can't we have fun too?

There's a rancor pit at the front entrance, a krayt dragon den in DVader316's reception room, and a krakana tank in front of my desk.

 

AhhhhH! See a picture of my Trianii Costume at Dragon*Con 2002- here!



Be warned... It looks incredibly... elementry. So be polite!


EDIT: Now if I could only find a pic of my fairy/butterfly costume...

 

Kwenn's right.....It's my office.

I am throwing my weight around now.

 

puuuuurrrs, and stomps foot rapidly....that picture is so......[face_jawdropped]

 

Kwenn, Al threw me in the Krayt den telling me that it was my new office, so I've decided to go along with it. My office now has it's own security system.

 

The security is lacking one thing...

Sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.

Once we have those, no Purist will dare attack us

 

*puts a "laser beam" on Nichos's "head"*

 

How about I arm the krakana with blasters on its tentacles? Or teach the rancor how to use an E-Web?

 

It's not the same without the laser beams!

*Zaps Valyn with his new laser*

 

"How about I arm the krakana with blasters on its tentacles?"


Dear God, Alion! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard! [face_barf]


Oh, wait a sec...you said tentacles...

 

And he wonders why he's nervous about dating . . .

 

Kwenn, I must say issue 4 is as genius as usual.

 

I'm not nervous!






















I'm just datingly-challenged.

 

If you insist . . .

(moves the krakana to the tank under the briefing room and puts a 25-foot Great White in the Security Office tank with a mini-superlaser from a LAAT on it's head)

Happy?

 

**Runs down to the pet store to buy some sharks and then picks up some laser beams**

 

I see Valyn has discovered the Base. Too bad all of the bribes I passed around didnt keep people quiet.

 

Yes!

Thank you Security Chief.

*Places his pinky finger at the edge of his lip*

Muwahahah

 

*Does likewise*

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah . . .

*drops Nichos through the trapdoor*













Just kidding. I already fed her today.

 

DVader:
Why you stinkin'... *Pounces at DVader, growling*

 

*Stokhli-nets the Deputy Chief*

 

::Fires holdout blaster:::




Oops, I seem to have accidentally stunned Valyn. Can Security clean this up, please ?

 

Just kidding. I already fed her today.

*Wipes sweat away*

I think Valyn would be a better meal for the shark

 

*bribes*? What *bribes*? :::holds package of cookies close to her::::



Hmmm?

 

I'll be back later guys.