Expanded Universe Defense Force

*growls, snarls, claws, and bites at the damn net*

 

well, he'd probaly try to seduce the shark first...

But the shark would laugh then bite his head off.


and No, the head with the brain in it

 

*hangs Valyn over the trapdoor*

Let's do a test - if I hang him five meters above the surface, will the shark be able to leap up and get him?

 

::Tosses Valyn into shark pit:::



Where is your god now, Captain ?

 

lets place bets on it...

 

*accends Topato Throne*

Well, since it seems that all you boys are bent on territorial disputes, I'll just sit here on my Topato Throne until things settle down.

 

NY Jedi: "But the shark would laugh then bite his head off.


and No, the head with the brain in it."

LMAO!


DVader: I don't believe in "God".

*Ignites my lightsaber, cuts free of the net, and executes a sommersault in the air, landing directly before the grand admiral...and kicks him in the sack*

 

ME....MAN....ME.....WANT FIGHT TOO!!!

 

All jokes aside, if any of you havent done so yet, please check the Crew List. There have been promotions (not many but a few) and I noticed alot of sigs that werent updated...





EDIT : :::Swipes Valyn's hand away with ease while drawing DL-44 Blastech and pointing it at his temple:::


Security, I want him in cuffs, dammnit ! He attacked an Admiral, and under Naval law that is punishable by death !

 

Valyn's gods are too perverted for a PG-13 site.

I suppose as the Security Chief, I'm also head of the Grand Admiral's protection detail.

*grabs Valyn's boot and shoves him into the tank*

She might decide he's unpalatable, but only after a "test bite."

 

I didn't get promoted...

 

:::straightens formal Grand Admiral's dress whites:::




I need better reaction time out of you, Alion. Another moment and I would have been forced to kill him !


New_York_Jedi : Consider your acceptance to the Intelligence Unit a promotion.

 

If she's a sexy lady, she can put her mouth on any part of my body she wants to...

 

I didnt know you were into animals, Val. That seems a bit strange, even for you...

 

Oops, guilty here. Didn't even notice that I had gotten a promotion. It'll be taken care of shortly.

*looks around at all the new security*

I've got a bad feeling about this.

EDIT: Nice one Dvader!

 

with her what? 2000 odd teeth?

DV: I did... i actually dont care...

 

Sure, with 3-inch razor teeth and bite pressure sufficient to crush a compact car . . .

 

*pretends Valyn's last comment didn't happen...*

Bleech!

 

Lieutenant Commanders are allowed to suggest/request promotions of their squadron members, right?

Just out of curiousity for future reference.

 

Why don't you just demoted Valyn to lap dog?






j/k

 

Nichos :

You're right, as are Commanders and Majors, obviously.

 

Behave, behave.

Hey, I didn't know that EUDF was a M*A*S*H* unit?

Wow, my new office is next to the Grand Admiral's and it has it's own bathroom with a hottub & big mirrored closets. A girl can't have too much closet space! Cool. I also get a tech room where I will be creating holograpic sims for new recuits. I'll also be making some of those crystal ball thingies like in 'Clone's', only ours should have little threads spinning around and highlighted in different co
lors so we can identify hotspots and the intel people can scan for leaks.

 

Why is everyone in the EUDF so gay?

 

Pot, meet kettle.

 

DV I checked my sig and rank and they matched