Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Wolverine and Batman take their grudge match to the magical stage. Batman wins...Coz he's Batman!

 

Sean Bean doesn't die in this one.

 

Juvenile delinquent deliberately inflicts many severe injuries on two visitors to his home.

 

A media man almost causes a war to get a Pulitzer Prize.

 

Kat Dennings, Stellan Skarsgard., and Natalie Portman annoy both Thor and the audience

 

Nanny with supernatural powers convinces proper British family that speaking in rambling and incoherent
phrases while living in a world of chalk dust-inspired hallucinations is preferable to reality.

 

Autistic teenager acquires arachnoid abilities. Becomes a huge douche. Murders best friend's father.

 

Man fights villain who he thought killed his father. Turns out villain is his father.

 

Super-powered villain believes he's a deity who demands worship. He attacks while the hero is making out with his girlfriend.

 

Ryan Reynolds finds a magic ring that ruins the rest of his career.

 

^ I don't believe I've ever seen the word "career" used in a sentence about Ryan Reynolds.

 

A greedy businessman blackmails an embezzler into stealing oil for him, and then manufacturing a lethal substance for the enemy that backfires in a way nobody could anticipate.

 

A bunch of short dudes walk across New Zealand.

 

So a dude screws up trying to kill his future self. Ends up on a farm with a baby version of the dude from Akira.

 

An ogre finds out that getting an animal to shut up is the real trick.

 

Kid is rescued from slavery which screws up everyone else's lives in the long run.

 

Daniel Day Lewis runs through the woods in leather pants.

 

Joss Whedon brilliantly shows us that the horror genre like every other genre of film has tropes. 'Scream' beats him to the punch by sixteen years

 

Somebody destroys a spherical space station after visiting it

 

Dr. Alan Grant tries to convince Morpheus that blindness is a necessity for their next stop.

 

A misunderstood dinosaur throws a temper-tantrum.

 

A Russian and his commanding officer visit a planet and unleash a crew of exiles on the galaxy.

 

Heroic American General commands armored divisions in WWII Europe, destroys the scourge of
Nazi villainy, and is fired for slapping a coward.

 

Jean-Claude van Damme claps and dances while other people dance.

 

Large Mexican man furiously proclaims that he is incapable of typing messages on cellular device.