Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Vin Diesel picks a fight with some space nazis.

 

Morgan Freeman & an older white women discuss race in America in a car.

 

America's hero learns who to trust and not to trust as he's forced to battle an old friend.

 

Forrest Gump gets trapped in a spaceship. Meanwhile, Lieutenant Dan and Jackson Pollock have a laugh at the situation.

 

A Norse hero is forced to ally with his devious brother to track down a dangerous enemy.

 

There's an ape uprising. Humans attempt to stop monkey business. Apes go bananas.

 

Edward Norton wants to change his evil ways, baby.

 

Okay, they're - they're in the woods. The camera keeps on moving. Uh... I think they're looking for some witch or something; I don't know, I wasn't listening. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. Something about a map. Nothing's happening. It's over. A lot of people in the audience looked pissed.

 

Natalie Portman balls Ashton Kutcher and immediately regrets her decision.

 

A sister tricks her sister into turning evil and becoming ugly.

 

International McLovin Man Tom Cruise is compelled to add Japanese women to his exploits.

 

Benedict Cumberbatch teams up with himself to take over a fantasy realm, only to be opposed by two Draculas.

 

Irish immigrant son is compelled to teach his dad how to get into his mom's pants when he finds his mother swooning over himself instead of his father. Yes, kids. You can make Back to the Future's plot sound really messed up, and it would still be an accurate summary of the movie.

True story: when Zemeckis pitched Back to the Future to various studios, they told him to take a hike because blockbuster high concept adventure movies require teenage audiences, and teenage audiences require a sexy romance subplot and steamy sex scenes to bother to show up in theatres. And this script with its innocent generational family dynamic plot had none of that. They recommended he take it to Disney. They might be able to market it to a wide family demographic, they suggested. So he did. And Disney turned it down because they were worried about how audiences would react to the incestuous undertones.

 

When a law student theory about two murders reaches the wrong people, she's forced to team up with a journalist to survive.

 

Mel Gibson goes Braveheart on the British when his son is killed.

 

Poor misunderstood creature survives horrific birth and is then hunted down by tired and angry engineers and a cat.

 

Rocks fall. Legolas lives.

 

Nick Fury avenges his daughter, is forced to be defended by the Lincoln Lawyer against Lex Luthor.

 

British secret government agent entirely misses the point of codenames, as he insists that everyone in his office, who already know who he is and what he does, call him 007, while allowing his valet, his bartender, his nemesis and assassination target, and all bus boys he ever encounters to address him as Bond, James Bond.

 

A girl with long blond hair proves that "Mother" doesn't know best.

 

An evil englishman steals a cosmic cube, forcing 5 americans and an australian to team-up to stop him

 

British bloke fights man with sharp dentures.

And the sequel:

British bloke fights man with sharp dentures......IN SPACE

 

A sports team full of misfits manages to win a championship.

 

A bunch of misfits fight a warlord over a very old rock.