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Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Adam of Nuchtern, Sep 5, 2014.

  1. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    In the gayest film ever made where two dudes don't have sex a bodybuilder kills a large number of really bad shots after his daughter is kidnapped.
     
  2. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Darth Vader's brother conspires with Guinan and her companions to kill him.
     
  3. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That sounds nothing like Rocky III.
     
  4. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    [​IMG]
     
  5. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Look, I'm just saying:
     
  6. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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  7. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Bruce Willis has to deal with a younger version of himself (could actually describe two movies).
     
  8. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian Future Films Rumor Naysayer star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Wackiness ensues when a hunting expedition and a black ops mission intersect...
     
  9. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    A bunch of short hairy dudes walk a lot.
     
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  10. AndyLGR

    AndyLGR Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    High Noon in shpace with Jamesh Bond.
     
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  11. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Bruce Willis has to save his wife from Severus Snape.
     
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  12. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Chosen One star 7

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    An awesome soundtrack plays while a quarterback saves the universe.
     
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  13. PCCViking

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    The Collector is hunted by the Red Skull as he learns his father, Odin, is a monstrous creature.
     
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  14. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    A guy drives a car for 99% of the movie
     
  15. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Absent husband with demanding occupation recruits wife to espionage for the government to rekindle dysfunctional marriage.
     
  16. Royale w/ Codeine

    Royale w/ Codeine Jedi Master star 4

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    A movie about penguins & it's narrated by Morgan Freeman! Powerful! Powerful piece of cinema............. never saw it.
     
  17. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian Future Films Rumor Naysayer star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Jamie Lee Curtis... :eek: [face_hypnotized] =P~
     
  18. PCCViking

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    A young lady from a cartoon world is forced into the real world, singing to animals along the way.
     
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  19. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Guy slaughters camp, assumes it's all Obi-Wan's fault
     
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  20. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Ryan Gosling is a real human being and a real human being and a real human being and a real human being
     
  21. Violent Violet Menace

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    And a real hero.
     
  22. PCCViking

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    Guy goes from being a slave to a winged creature to a "slave" to a wrinkly old man.
     
  23. DarthRelaxus

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    Jeff Daniels kills a spider.
     
  24. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    Keanu Reeves explores an VR simulator, based on Windows 98 technology.
     
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  25. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Al Pacino acts prickish towards Elliot Gould, which pisses off a crew of A/B-list celebrities.