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Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Adam of Nuchtern, Sep 5, 2014.

  1. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A splendid Christmas affair for the entire family centring around a Bat and a Cat in the same city as a Penguin running for mayor with the help of a socially awkward millionaire.
     
  2. Violent Violet Menace

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    Elite government spy is wrongfully accused (I'm sensing a pattern here...) of aiding a targeted arms dealer acquiring a weapon of mass destruction. So he does.

    He has a teenage state of mind, doesn't he?
     
  3. PCCViking

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    Han Solo does his best Die Hard impression by trying to defeat Dracula and his minions who have seized control of his plane.
     
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  4. Darth Punk

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    theyon greyjoy kills neo's dog - hilarity ensues
     
  5. BigAl6ft6

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    Deceased MI6 boss writes in her will to leave a really ugly paperweight for her former employee.
     
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  7. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian Future Films Rumor Naysayer star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Mr. Tumnus trips ****s, hallucinates that he becomes Captain Picard and fights giant killer robots alongside Gandalf.
     
  8. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    * involving upcoming movie that will start filming soon*

    A monstrous beast hires Hermione Granger, Nanny McPhee, Gandalf and Obi-Wan Kenobi to help deal with a curse.
     
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  9. Chancellor_Ewok

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    [face_laugh]=D=
     
  10. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    A robot, who harbors a Pinocchio complex, enlists the aid of the young couple from Godzilla to cause havoc and destruction.
     
  11. Ramza

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    Crazed criminals endorse Pabst Blue Ribbon and terrorize a Heineken drinker in possibly the most misguided marketing campaign of all time.
     
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  12. Violent Violet Menace

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    Cynical British man tries to impart some imposed empathy through gene splicing.
     
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  13. PCCViking

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    James Bond's superior is replaced by Voldemort at the end of the movie.
     
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  14. Violent Violet Menace

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    Military man attempts eugenic cleansing of the human race, by way of ploy involving his son. Future victims unwittingly help.
     
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  15. Darth Punk

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    Donnie darko bums the joker in a cowboy hat
    Donnie darko films car crashes
    Donnie darko becomes a boxer
     
  16. DarthTunick

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    Jeff Bridges and the search for the rug.
     
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  17. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Bane runs out of petrol
     
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  18. James T Kirk

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    Bruce Wayne is Batman
     
  19. PCCViking

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    Storm crosses universes and becomes a lame version of a villain.
     
  20. VadersLaMent

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    Badass vehicles try to take a trek across the desert but are forced to try to shed the humans clinging to them who are having some sort of family squabble.
     
  21. Violent Violet Menace

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    Well-meaning scientists discover tool for practicing eugenics without the need for cleansing genocide. Bigots are ecstatic. Would-be targets are offended. A man with wings flies.

    My last three posts have been the X-Men movies. Properly poorly explained if no one got it, eh? ;) Yet they're all accurate summaries. :D
     
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  22. PCCViking

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    A one-handed man tries to get revenge by kidnapping his foe's offspring.
     
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  23. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    single father/small business owner sucks at being both cause he is obsessed with a woman. Almost ends up losing both his family and his employees to his rival.
     
  24. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Three expelled university professors and their coworker show a supernatural visitor how they do things downtown.
     
  25. Darth Punk

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    scrubber in clear heels pulls prince with foot fetish
     
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