Fun Explain a film plot badly.

An elderly magician recruits a short person to assist other short people in breaking into a mountain.

 

A bad batch of jello from a meteorite doesn't sit to well with the townsfolk.

 

A quack of a professor helps a single woman and her charges stop an invasion by Germanic-speaking people, and no, it isn't the year 1066.

 

Spiders get out of their cages and do what they do.

 

Single father shares adventure with his son. Oh and a woman too.

 

If anyone wants to know what the answer is, just pm the person who wrote it.

 

An abused orphan learns over the course of seven years that he is a freak, how to break the laws of physics, the laws of nature and more scientific laws, how to disregard adult authority, lead a revolt, how to get away with breaking rules and last but not least that he was purposely left with his abusers. At the end of the day the books were better.

 

Jim Kirk scores with two women with tails.

Enough said.

 

Crazy flying monkey lady gets assaulted and killed by her lying neighbor and his band of meddling miscreants.

 

The Phantom Menace is about taxation of trade routes and trade negotiations. See what I did there?

 

"Explain a film plot badly."

Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media is the ultimate expert on that.

 

A quack of a doctor conspires to capture a mythical creature and return an orphan to his abusive family.

 

Corrupt factory owner swindles entire nation of aboriginal people and brings them back to work in his factory for chocolate.

 

The Iron Giant?

 

A pair of small time criminals looking for a quick score over the Christmas holidays suddenly find themselves at the mercy of a sadistic ten year old.

 

Lilo and Stitch actually.

 

A flying blue space alien makes an incredibly bad decision when it comes to gambling with his property. Said property of flying blue space alien goes on to conquer the galaxy.

 

Immortal man undergoes experimental medical procedure to settle sibling dispute.

 

Some lucky couple gets to explore the cornfields and charm of a little Nebraska town.

 

Poorly trained scientists piss off the local fauna in a really dark lagoon.

 

The devil and god allow an unspeakable horror to occur to just prove who is better.

 

Explain a film plot badly game.

Basically you need at least four people, preferable adults.

Each person take turns explaining a film plot badly.

The other people have to right on a piece of paper what they think the movie is.

The person with the least correct guesses wins the round.

He who wins the most rounds wins.

 

How about not posting 4 times in a row? I believe there's a rule against that. Give others a chance to participate.

As for my contribution: Good news, a young child is not at home alone this year; the bad news, he's in one of the largest cities of the world by himself.

 

In order to participate in a war a young man allows himself to be doused with steroidlike substances only to become part of a song and routine before proving his worth and being sent to the front lines where he makes enemies with two scientists. In the end he pulls a Rip Van Winkle and wakes up in time to witness a young man trying to get some much needed affection from his emotionally abusive father.

 

Tony Stark decides to make a robot friend. It doesn't work out.