Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Captain America answers the phone.

 

Pre Google Self Aware vehicle fleet needs diesel fuel to keep moving.

 

Cracker jack box ring stealing test pilot becomes a cop by virtue of the same ring he stole.

 

I remember that movie!

 

Two quite well known actors whose names end in o have coffee.

 

Tricky one.

 

Titanic crashing into another Ice berg in titanic heaven they all die again.

 

Starlord battles dinosaurs

 

Barney the purple dinosaur battles Jar Jar Binks in a death match.

 

Michael J. Fox & Christopher Lloyd have car issues.

 

Colin Farrell answers the phone.

 

Wednesday and Pugsley must escape from prison...er...summer camp.

 

Columbo tells a story featuring Claire Underwood, Robin Hood, a doctor, Robert Parr/Mr. Incredible's boss, Satan, and a real life Baron to Hawk.

 

Woah.

 

Entire government faction is overthrown by farmboy because he didn't go shopping that one day.

 

A Muppet-sized creature trains an AWOL pilot.

 

Is that a reaction to mine?

 

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock have a meet cute on a bus.

 

James Bond wears a thong because a giant rock told him that the penis is evil or something.

 

People find out that they won't like it if Bruce Banner becomes angry.

 

George Carlin must travel back in time to help two stoners stay together to save his world.

 

Yes, or a bad explanation of The Matrix.

 

Girl gets sucked up by a storm and meets short people, a woman who travels in a bubble, 3 creepers, and a green woman.

Boy gets a letter sealed with bird poop inviting him to a magician school.

A guy looks in the desert for a box that melts people.

 

Mike Meyers continues his internal conflict between his morally good and morally repulsive self while also overcoming his obese body image in this riveting sequel.

 

Man dresses up as a flying rodent.