Fun Explain a film plot badly.

In a series of movies, Leo Gorcey brutally assaults the English language, kills it and desecrates the corpse.

 

Martin Sheen travels upstream.

 

Mel Brooks is funny.

 

A planet shares a security code with a dictatorial president's luggage.

 

You would think Ben Mendelsohn would have learned his lesson the first time after back talking to a villain with a mask.

 

Jason Voorhees just wants some privacy, but those damn kids just won't stay off his property! Hilarity ensues.

 

A neighbor wants to be left in peace, but his nosy teenage neighbor along with a washed up vampire expert keep barging in.

 

This nerdy stalker travels across the country to find some girl he's wanted to **** since high school. Only problem is that everyone wants to **** her too.

 

Two nice, helpful, somewhat eccentric robots have to put up with some illogical, somewhat disorganized humans. And a Wookiee. And a planet killer.

 

An overworked, underappreciated bureaucrat spends years trying to put his dream project together and finally succeeds, only to have it stolen from him by the ghost of Peter Cushing.

 

Bill Weasley seems to have a rivalry with the son of Severus Snape, while taking orders from space Voldemort.

 

Bruce Willis just wants to send a fax.

 

Bruce Willis just wants a cappuccino.

 

A long-separated married couple discuss their wayward son. And a planet killer.

 

A dude dreams of ponies and folded paper and visits creepy toy stores (I have pupaphobia, so it's creppy to me).

 

Perplexing taxation of trade routes. Stiff. Pidgin.Midochondria.Poopey.Virgins in the Force.Yippee! Boomba. Ayee! Peace!

The End.

 

A green skinned woman, a dreamy girl, a robot, a sack of hay, and a big cat all want things, but a man with a projector just can't give it.

 

Jim Carrey's reality goes through quite a shock.

 

Milla Jojovich is apparently a perfect being.

No arguments here.

Anyway here's some muppets, too.

 

Police Lt. Al Pacino puts the 'heat' on thief Robert De Niro.

 

A woman just wants a fur coat, even if she has to kill puppies to get it.

 

A blonde haired man wears no shirt and curses monuments and really fuzzy people.

 

Charlie Sheen wants to take on Charlie.