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JCC facebook can shampoo my crotch because....

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Punk , Oct 1, 2015.

  1. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    TiniTinyTony - nobody is forcing you to read this thread, man. I think it's pretty funny, and am enjoying reading it. Nobody likes a mini-mod. While were talking about "options" clicking on and reading this thread is 100% optional.
     
  2. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    harpua, I don't think it's funny and I'm not enjoying it. My post was an attempt at humor with a mix of serious - my typical style. I would like not read more of this thread, but It's hard when I get alerts and I'm curious.
     
  3. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I'm sorry that the JCC isn't catered to your personal preferences, man, but I think you can manage to avoid reading the thread. I have faith in you... you can do it. Chin up, old Skip.
     
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  4. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    sorry teeny, that deserved a like
     
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  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    It bothers me that the people who liked it don't understand the reference. It shouldn't. But it does.

    I'm just glad we have Facebook as a means of spreading irony - i.e. when some git posts about how wonderful Los Angeles is, I know that it's only ironically true because it's actually a giant anus - or for curing cancer.

    I did get to see some anti-abortion imbecile fire up after getting banned from entering Australia though. So, swings and roundabouts?
     
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  6. Hogarth Wrightson

    Hogarth Wrightson Jedi Knight star 4

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    FWIW, I inferred dp4m's reference was to SuperWatto's complain-y thread of a few weeks ago.
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Yes, but it's not.

    It's a beezel thing.
     
  8. Hogarth Wrightson

    Hogarth Wrightson Jedi Knight star 4

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    False dichotomy. What else you got?
     
  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    No, like, beezel actually wrote that Facebook was destroying the JC. It was epic.
     
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  10. Hogarth Wrightson

    Hogarth Wrightson Jedi Knight star 4

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    Okay. Thanks for the correction.

    Meanwhile, the sentiment was also a feature of SuperWatto's thread. We can keep going around like this if you like.
     
  11. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    I approve this thread
     
  12. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Leftist fruitcakes with no comprehension of how the real world works. :p
     
  13. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

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    Pretty sure "fruitcakes" can be a problem word these days old Sarge.
     
  14. Admiral Volshe

    Admiral Volshe Chosen One star 10

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    Which some of us actually understood when we liked it.
     
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  15. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Vague **** followed by "please pray." Or just "please pray" by itself. Even if I were the praying type, seems I would want to know what the hell to pray for.

    "I'm so happy So-and-So/My Sweet Atheist Relative accepted Jesus." ("Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?" "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.")

    Anything followed by "you won't believe what happened next" or "grab a tissue." If I'm told to grab a tissue, it's about a 99 percent guarantee that I will be nowhere near needing one. And yeah, I probably will believe what happens next, because I am not easily surprised.
     
  16. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

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    I love the vaguebook where they say pray for me I'm in the hospital. Then about 30 replies of people saying are you all right/what's going on.
     
  17. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

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    Say something once, why say it again.
     
  18. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Some people need to be introduced to this thing call Pinterest. And stop having passive aggressive arguments with your SO's via sad posters app.
     
  19. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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  20. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    I had this thing on my feed with a picture of a dead baby in a coffin with the stupid "post amen", and I found that shameless and morbid. To be reposting and sharing the photo of a dead baby for likes. I reported it to FB and of course, because it wasn't boobs, they didn't do squat about it. Ugh.
     
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  21. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    People who obsess over dead babies constitute 78% of Facebook traffic according to data gathered internally via non-consensual human experimentation.
     
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  22. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    I thought there would be a more even split between the dead baby crowd and the boobs crowd.
     
  23. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I didn't think Facebook did anything about boobs unless the picture was of a breastfeeding mother.

    But wow...that's sick.
     
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  24. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    This, seriously....I think I saw a picture of a dead child who got electrocuted sticking something into a wall socket someone put on my Facebook home page. The child was all burnt, black and blue. I did NOT need to see that.
     
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  25. Admiral Volshe

    Admiral Volshe Chosen One star 10

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    I mentioned this in the Hating Humans thread...

    And said post was (of course!) asking for prayers and likes as well. Ugh.