Famous last words.

The name says it all!

-Hand me your lighter, I think I've found the gas leak.
-Stormtroopers can't hit a Wampa at this dist-- **WHACK!**
-Now what does THIS button do?
-Trust me, I know what I'm doin'.
-Yup, I'm sure it's the red wire.

All for now. Now you sentients do the rest.

 

aaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

Ooops.

 

-Yes, I am sure the last of the mines have been cleared out.

-Droids cant rise up against us. It goes against their pro...GACK!

-Of course I am sure the safety is still on

-You'll find I'm full of suprises

-Listen! I DEACTIVATED the thermal detenator after we were done scaring those ewoks!

-Do not pull? We'll see about that!

 

Checkmate you stupid wookie! I win!

Lord Vader I think you need to get out of that suit and take a shower every so often 'cuz dude, you smell.

Shut up! I do too know how to fix the hypermatter reactor.

Chancellor Palpatine, what are these Sith-like statues on your desk for?

Master Windu, whats with the purple lightsaber? I mean really, that is SOOO gay.

Honest Mr. Fett, I did not know that was your sister!

Hey! I've never seen that small moon in this system. It looks like it has a big crater on it.

Stormtroopers, Smormtroopers, you guys couldn't hit the broadside of a StarDestroyer. Losers. Los-suh-ers!

 

Yes, this IS the right side of the lightsaber.

Nooooooooo!!!!

Nah, it's nothin'.

It's just a mynock.

So, you are the most famous bounty hunter in the galaxy? What is it again? Bubba Fat?

 

I'm Gonna eat you little Wookie

 

Armor? Armor is for PANSIES! (said to Boba Fett)

Yes! I am SURE that the hyperspace course is 100% CORRECT!

Hey! Its the tin man! Bet you only need a brain! HAHAHAHAHA! (To IG-88)

Darth Vader? He's way to slow to catch US.

So, Lord Vader. Exactly HOW much of you is machine?

Oooh! Master Windu! I can see myself in your head!

 

Hey, Emperor Palpatine, I'm sorry, but I gotta say, you are one really messed up looking dude!

Size matters not? Of course size matters, you stupid green muppet.

Oooh Darth Vader...so you're the guy who couldn't shoot down that one puny x-wing that ended up destroying the Death Star huh?

You know Lord Sidious, you look so much like Chancellor Palpatine I could almost swear you're the same person.

The rebels already destroyed one Death Star, and now you want to build another one!?! Whose dumb idea was this? The Emperor...man what a moron!

You know Anakin, last night I saw some really skanky looking senator from Naboo...Padmee or something. Well anyways, she looked pretty easy, so I got her drunk and took her to my room and *gasp* *choke*

 

What asteroid?

Hey Mr. Maul, are those tatoos ALL over you?

Don't be afraid of those Ewoks, their nothing more than a buch of live teddy bears.

Hey Exar Kun, there's a smudge on your forehead.

Hey Frank! Let's see what happens when you push those buttons on Vader's chest!

No this is NOT a space slug, it's a cave!

 

I'm sure the Wampa's asleep...

All you need is love!

 

No there is no Tusken Raiders just Banthas

 

Oh come on! A Krayt Dragon isn't THAT big!

The Force is for geeks and losers, Lord Vader!

Why yes, Lord Vader. I AM Force Sensetive. Why do you....GACK!

Don't use my Force powers in public? What's the Empire gonna do? Kill me?

 

General Custer: "Where the hell did all those Indians come from?"

 

How about a cigarette, my lord?

 

Looks all clear to me . . .

 

I Smell A Trapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!

I'll Die Now

 

Tarkin: Leave? In our moment of victory?

 

Nah, it's only a moon...

This is a really dark and scary cave. A Krayt dragon could be anywhere, so if we get separated we'll shout and locate each other by sound.

Yeah, and whatcha gonna do about it?

You don't have the guts!

Ok, this is the plan: I kick the doors in, and we run in shootin'.

 

Well lets see here class, I believe its the yellow glass I drink.....

 

We'll handle this.
You were right, there was no danger.
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
We can trust him.

 

The ultimate last words of the rare redneck Jedi:

"Hey master, watch this!!!!!!!!!"

 

"Ooopps I did it again Vader!"
"Vader your grocery list is barbaric"
"I couldn`t find a Burger World Vader so I got you Chickenland"
"Sorry they were all out of Happy Meals"

 

High Stromtropper walks into Vader`s book club.
"I`ve finally found the quality of Books...Rollin Paper!!!!!

 

My emporer, one time I was on a star destroyer and stuck a lightsaber up my $%**#^