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"Why are you being so serious?"-The Jokester
"These flying insects would make me quite uncomfortable indeed." - Nicholas Cage
I THOUGHT THAT HAIRY BEAST WOULD BE THE END OF ME
"Qué is not a location I am acquainted with, good sir." - Samuel L. Jackson
From the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises:
"Arzy Parzy..." -Tom Hardy as Bane
"I'll chop off his prized race horse's head and leave it in his bed." - Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone
"Whenst thou Pyrates do turneth asunder, do they not also turneth t'wards the eating of the flesh?"
Can I call my mom and tell her I won't be home.......ever?
"Where shall I go? What shall I do?" - Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara
"Go **** yourself." - Clark Gable as Rhett Butler
Which individuals will you proceed to telephone?
"But I poop from there" --Marsellus Wallace
"Mr Beardy, again. Is he like emperor around here or something?"
"Why, what did he do to become so famous?"
"Well, it turns out he was the son of god."
"No! I thought he was only joking."
"No, true blue."
"I knew him."
"Oh, you did not."
"Yes. He helped out with the wine at my cousin's wedding."
"What, you mean 'scruffy'?"
"Scruffy can be sexy."
"Alright, I wish I looked like (some rock star)."
"OH MY GOD."
"What do you think? A certain rugged charm?"
"Rugged charm might be one way of putting it. A complete and bloody shambles might be another."
---------All from "Bernard and the Genie", all-time best christmas movie.
"We're building this for the Americans. It's called a "Ghetto Blaster".
---one of the Bond Movies.
"I miss the Cold War. You knew who the enemies were."
I miss the cold war--they knew how to make a good Bond movie
"I missed. I can't believe I missed."
"You were trained to miss."
"Get in there. I don't care what you smell!"
"How about 'the Ducks'?"
"No, that's a Mickey Mouse name for a team."
(Only good line from Space Jam
"'Oh, Brendan Fraiser does his own stunts!' I'm in those Mummy movies more than he is"
Looney Tunes: Back In Action
IS MY WIFE'S HEAD IN THAT BOX???
Brad Pitt from Se7en
Take the fire from my hand.
"You will pay for the act of genocide you committed against a peaceful people-"
"I PREVENTED GENOCIDE!"
"yippeeeee!" ~ darth vader
"i'll be right back" - the terminator
"yes, i AM your father!" - darth vador
"hey toto, i don't think we're in texas anymore!!!" - dorthy
"get your hands away from her, you SON OF A BITCH!!!" - sigourney weaver as sergeant ridley
Get your multiple philanges away from me you cursed dirt ridden primate!
"you call us, that's who you call" ~ the ghostbusters
Git a long you who has carnal knowledge of your mother.--John McClain Die Hard
"life is like a box of chocolates. you never know what's inside them." - forest gump
"I hate manure." Biff Tannen
"where does he find all those amazing toys?" - the other jokester (jack nicklaus)