JCC Famous movie quotes

Discussion in 'Community' started by darthcaedus1138, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    "Why are you being so serious?"-The Jokester
  2. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    "These flying insects would make me quite uncomfortable indeed." - Nicholas Cage
  3. epic Ex Mod / RSA

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    I THOUGHT THAT HAIRY BEAST WOULD BE THE END OF ME
  4. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    "Qué is not a location I am acquainted with, good sir." - Samuel L. Jackson
  5. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    From the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises:

    "Arzy Parzy..." -Tom Hardy as Bane
  6. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    "I'll chop off his prized race horse's head and leave it in his bed." - Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone
  7. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    "Whenst thou Pyrates do turneth asunder, do they not also turneth t'wards the eating of the flesh?"
  8. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Can I call my mom and tell her I won't be home.......ever?
  9. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    "Where shall I go? What shall I do?" - Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara

    "Go **** yourself." - Clark Gable as Rhett Butler
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  10. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Which individuals will you proceed to telephone?
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  11. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    "But I poop from there" --Marsellus Wallace
  12. Magellan_the_Cat Jedi Master

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    "Mr Beardy, again. Is he like emperor around here or something?"

    "Why, what did he do to become so famous?"
    "Well, it turns out he was the son of god."
    "No! I thought he was only joking."
    "No, true blue."
    "I knew him."
    "Oh, you did not."
    "Yes. He helped out with the wine at my cousin's wedding."

    "What, you mean 'scruffy'?"
    "Scruffy can be sexy."
    "Alright, I wish I looked like (some rock star)."
    "OH MY GOD."
    "What do you think? A certain rugged charm?"
    "Rugged charm might be one way of putting it. A complete and bloody shambles might be another."

    ---------All from "Bernard and the Genie", all-time best christmas movie.

    "We're building this for the Americans. It's called a "Ghetto Blaster".
    ---one of the Bond Movies.

    "I miss the Cold War. You knew who the enemies were."
    -M
    I miss the cold war--they knew how to make a good Bond movie


    "I missed. I can't believe I missed."
    "You were trained to miss."
    Lionheart

    "You're luggage"
    Arnie---The Eraser

    "Get in there. I don't care what you smell!"

    "How about 'the Ducks'?"
    "No, that's a Mickey Mouse name for a team."
    (Only good line from Space Jam

    "'Oh, Brendan Fraiser does his own stunts!' I'm in those Mummy movies more than he is"
    Looney Tunes: Back In Action
  13. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    IS MY WIFE'S HEAD IN THAT BOX???

    Brad Pitt from Se7en
  14. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    Take the fire from my hand.
  15. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    "You will pay for the act of genocide you committed against a peaceful people-"

    "I PREVENTED GENOCIDE!"
  16. tom Chosen One

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    "yippeeeee!" ~ darth vader
  17. duende Force Ghost

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    "i'll be right back" - the terminator
  18. duende Force Ghost

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    "yes, i AM your father!" - darth vador

    "hey toto, i don't think we're in texas anymore!!!" - dorthy
  19. duende Force Ghost

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    "get your hands away from her, you SON OF A BITCH!!!" - sigourney weaver as sergeant ridley
  20. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    Get your multiple philanges away from me you cursed dirt ridden primate!
  21. tom Chosen One

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    "you call us, that's who you call" ~ the ghostbusters
  22. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Git a long you who has carnal knowledge of your mother.--John McClain Die Hard
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  23. duende Force Ghost

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    "life is like a box of chocolates. you never know what's inside them." - forest gump
  24. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    "I hate manure." Biff Tannen
  25. duende Force Ghost

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    "where does he find all those amazing toys?" - the other jokester (jack nicklaus)