Discussion in 'Community' started by darthcaedus1138, Dec 19, 2011.
"my time machine car can fly now, so roadways won't be necessary."
"You are no longer considered living to me. You are no longer considered something to me. If you should wish to visit the woman who delivered us both out of her birth canal at some point in the future, I would greatly appreciate having a day's foreknowledge, so that I may opt to be absent from the premises".
You have a whole town of them!!! You just lost an oil field!!!
The judiciary system and myself are essentially interchangeable!
oh bye, Mark
"You'll never be one of the sans-ecumenical arboreal collective!" - Neytiri
"there's no such thing as a spoon!" - neo
"we need to find out who killed laura pommer!!" - agent cooper (twin peeks)
"I am demonstrating my insanity and, by extension, the insanity of war by remarking on the pleasant aroma of a highly combustible, sticky petroleum-based substance at the time Earth's rotation on its axis makes it appear as though the sun has just risen over the horizon."
"****ing Austrians, I mean, I don't make money, I make gifts!!!"
"It certainly looks like plaster" - Sam Spade
Who was the person that put a bullet into J.R. Ewing fired from a firearm?
I understand that you're a doctor, but what is your name please?
"You will be unable to restrict our liberty despite any visitation of physical violence unto the point of death" - Will Smith
It was a medical operation in which your unborn son is taken out of my womb before he's born, Michael.
"Now, that's what I call a home invasion"
"My friend, where is my vehicle?"
Didn't you **** my wife?
Where is your vehicle, my friend?
The possession of sizable amounts of ability directly results in the possession of heightened levels of accountability.
"It's the mileage, not the wounds" - Indiana Jones and the Ark of the Alliance
"I am legally crossing the street within the lines of a crosswalk. As a pedestrian, I have the right of way."
"If you build a baseball field, your dad will come back to life."
If it excreates it's specialized bodily fluid used for delivering necessary nutrients due to our striking it with our projectile weapons during a previous encounter then it may be possible to cause enough of said fluid to be removed from its body so that it may antagonize us no more.---Dutch
ok i'm gonna do a whole scene:
"what do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in holland?"
"i dunno, what?"
"a royale with cheese!"
"a royale with cheese? why do they call it that?"
"because of the metrick system!"
"what do they call a big mac?"
"they call it a luh big mac!"
"what do they call a wopper?"
"i don't know, i didn't go to mcdonalds."
-samule l jackson and vincent vegas in pulp fiction