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JCC Famous movie quotes

Discussion in 'Community' started by darthcaedus1138, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    "my time machine car can fly now, so roadways won't be necessary."
     
  2. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    "You are no longer considered living to me. You are no longer considered something to me. If you should wish to visit the woman who delivered us both out of her birth canal at some point in the future, I would greatly appreciate having a day's foreknowledge, so that I may opt to be absent from the premises".
     
  3. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    You have a whole town of them!!! You just lost an oil field!!!

    Language!
     
  4. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    The judiciary system and myself are essentially interchangeable!
     
  5. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    oh bye, Mark
     
  6. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    "You'll never be one of the sans-ecumenical arboreal collective!" - Neytiri
     
  7. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    "there's no such thing as a spoon!" - neo
     
  8. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    "we need to find out who killed laura pommer!!" - agent cooper (twin peeks)
     
  9. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    "I am demonstrating my insanity and, by extension, the insanity of war by remarking on the pleasant aroma of a highly combustible, sticky petroleum-based substance at the time Earth's rotation on its axis makes it appear as though the sun has just risen over the horizon."
     
  10. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    "****ing Austrians, I mean, I don't make money, I make gifts!!!"
     
  11. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    "It certainly looks like plaster" - Sam Spade
     
  12. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Who was the person that put a bullet into J.R. Ewing fired from a firearm?
     
  13. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    I understand that you're a doctor, but what is your name please?
     
  14. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    "You will be unable to restrict our liberty despite any visitation of physical violence unto the point of death" - Will Smith
     
  15. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It was a medical operation in which your unborn son is taken out of my womb before he's born, Michael.
     
  16. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    "Now, that's what I call a home invasion"
     
  17. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    "My friend, where is my vehicle?"
     
  18. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    Didn't you **** my wife?
     
  19. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    Where is your vehicle, my friend?
     
  20. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    The possession of sizable amounts of ability directly results in the possession of heightened levels of accountability.
     
  21. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    "It's the mileage, not the wounds" - Indiana Jones and the Ark of the Alliance
     
  22. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    "I am legally crossing the street within the lines of a crosswalk. As a pedestrian, I have the right of way."
     
  23. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    "If you build a baseball field, your dad will come back to life."
     
  24. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    If it excreates it's specialized bodily fluid used for delivering necessary nutrients due to our striking it with our projectile weapons during a previous encounter then it may be possible to cause enough of said fluid to be removed from its body so that it may antagonize us no more.---Dutch
     
  25. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    ok i'm gonna do a whole scene:

    "what do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in holland?"
    "i dunno, what?"
    "a royale with cheese!"
    "a royale with cheese? why do they call it that?"
    "because of the metrick system!"
    "what do they call a big mac?"
    "they call it a luh big mac!"
    "what do they call a wopper?"
    "i don't know, i didn't go to mcdonalds."

    -samule l jackson and vincent vegas in pulp fiction