JCC FamousAmos, I slap you in the face with a soggy fish.

Should you not reply to this thread within the next 24 hours, I am entitled to your entire inheritance and your copy of Contact on DVD.

That is all.

Good day.

I SAID GOOD DAY.

 

Just Contact?

 

What do you mean just Contact?

 

Surely you can plunder more form his collection.

 

But I already own Firefly.

 

Amos has seen three movies: Contact, Spider-Man (2002), and Attack of the Clones.

 

So guys. When does this thread devolve into a political flame war?

 

At about the 10-15th response.

 

i have decided i would rather be smacked with a soggy fish than a dry fish. i think you're letting famousamos off easy here.

 

A soggy fish would hurt considerably worse than a dry one, though.

 

but a dry fish is just all kinds of wrong. i don't even like to think about a dry fish.

 

I'm tired of all of the religious Christians being mocked for their belief in this thread and all around the boards. Clearly reference to the movie Contact is code for religion-bashing.

 

Dude, that's racist.

 

He who smelt it dealt it, mrsvos.

 

A dry fish would definitely produce a more pleasing odor than that of the soggy variety.

 

this isn't going to end well

:tape

duct tape rules!

 

What if does, though?

 

Were I Amos, I would intentionally avoid this thread as a chance to unload Contact.

 

Well that was uncalled for.

 

Who is famousamos

 

Keeper of the Contact.

 

Some mod favorite.

 

The thing is, Republicans are like whiny babies.

 

Well, I'd rather be slapped with a dry baby than a soggy one.

Preferably mummified.