Fandomenace Storyline Roleplay

When we last saw our fearless heroes in action, The Legacy's Pride was sunken in Quarren waters on Mon Calamari, Master Piavra successfully requisitioned a Mon Calamari Cruiser, and the senator from D'urakis was.....shot by a blaster bolt!......and not 2 (but 5?) lightsabers blazoned in response, in the aquatic bubble gangway leading to our transport!....a real cliffhanger!...I look forward to fully developing every character with your assistance so that we may continue our epic saga...A Long Time Ago..In a Galaxy Far,Far,Away.......

May the Force be with you,

 

I am so excited to be continuing our epic journey. My character Beenca should have a lot to do in the upcoming events. Beenca is an all purpose girl. She is the ship's steward, assistant quartermaster, droid tinkerer, and procurement specialist. She also hopes to highlight some of the more interesting romantic entanglements both public and hidden among the crew.

 

Beenca you know I like my business kept at least semi private!!! Let them wonder and wish.

 

Hmmmmmmm Beenca ot is starting to sound like you would fit right in at court....Looking for all the intrigues...You know, "Who is sleeping with who...Who is plotting on assasinating who." That sort of thing... I must agree with Oolan though, that I would like to keep personal matters personal... Besides I am not very interested in the mating rituals of other species...Some things are just not meant to be known!!

 

Hmmmm. That depends upon which species we are considering my dear esteemed senator.

 

My Dearest Oolan,
Are you propositioning me?? There are some distinct posibilities there....
Maybe you know what undergarments are and these are yours that I hae in my quarters??

 

Oh, I was merely making an observation Senator. There are always possibilities.

 

And for your information, I don't wear "underwear" my dear Senator. Why do you think I didn't know what it was.

 

Dear, Dear, Dear Oolan,
Are you trying to intrique me??? I am sure that you know what undergarments are even if you don't wear any....

 

My Dear sweet Senator, Wouldn't you just lick to know.

 

Is that a little slip of the tongue there Oolan or, once again, are you propositioning me....

 

Hey Hey you two, let's keep it clean here. If there is something you two need to work out, Sean just sent me the RPG rules governing intimate relations. We can deal with this attraction at the Roleplaying session on 4-21-02. In the meantime I am assigning a special droid to assist the Senator with his wardrobe and other personal concerns. Keep your shorts on Senator!

 

Beenca, I thought we were "keeping it clean" as you phrased it. I am nothing if not innocent! And I don't recall anything about the April roleplaying session. Send me the details please. Sincerely,

 

Is it true that Twileks are well-versed in the arts of pleasure?

 

My dear Master Piavra, Most assuredly you have your information correct, but that also depends how much pleasure is returned to me.

 

Oolan,
You are most assuredly NOT INNOCENT. So now you are interested in Master Piavra now as well????

 

Oh, My Dear Senator, Do I detect a little bit of jealousy? How intriging.

 

Myself Jealous??? How preposterous..I do have an image to maintain!!!

 

I know you better than you think my Esteemed Royal Senator. It's a pity that your Royal Guardsman was'nt on duty the other day while the rest of us were engaging in socializing.

 

Oolan,
You think that I need my guardsman?? Are you impinging on my Honor?? Do we need to have an Honor duel??????

 

I believe you were missing my point dear Senator. Just that much more company to enjoy. Why is everyone so quiet out there? You can talk to us without fear.

 

Just so you all know: There are no sprinkles,bacon,or Donut empires in the "official" Fandomenace storyline...or even Expanded Universe of Star Wars. They only exist in the cartoon,bloated Fanforce Universe!

-Axe

 

It sounds like theres a lot of fun in this roleplay that I would like to take part with.:]In the comic book version I would indulge in eating,O.K. in both I would eat a lot.

 

As gamemaster I would like to thank each and every one of you who were able to attend the rpg last Sun. I believe we touched a bit on some of the major aspects of dice and paper rpg'ing and you all did a fine job. By the way, your characters still get experience points even though you were playing one-shot pc's! (except for Luunchbox of course!...he will reprise!) Events took some interesting turns, especially when the ammo got low, didn't it, guys!?

-Axe