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JediLuminaraUnduli · Aug 28, 2009

Sorry for double posting.

After reading 'Empire of Alderaan', I have way too many quotes.

PonyTricks - Empire of Alderaan said:

"He's making his calls," Leia said. "He said we have to be quiet, because he gets static otherwise."

Han looked confused. "How can he be making a com-call? He's just sitting on the floor humming."

"He's using the Force to make his calls," Luke replied.

"The Force?"

"It's an energy field that surrounds all living things," Luke explained. "I thought it was like some super-power, but apparently it's a cheap long-distance service."
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PonyTricks - Empire of Alderaan said:

"I think Han's asking for an exact location where to land," Luke explained helpfully. "You know...where the Rebels are hiding?"

"There are Rebels on Alderaan?" Obi-Wan asked, surprised.

Leia groaned, slapping her forehead. "We're never going to find the stupid Rebellion at this rate."

"We shall land in the very center of Aldera!" Obi-Wan cried out, pointing his index finger toward the ceiling. "Then the Rebels shall locate us, instead of the other way around."

"How's that gonna happen?" Han questioned sarcastically. "Are we gonna take out a holo-ad tellin' them we've arrived?"

Obi-Wan gave a wide smile. "That's a very good idea, son."

"It's a kriffing terrible idea," Leia shot back. "My... I mean the Organa Palace is in the very center of Aldera, anyway. So how can we possibly land there?"

"Well, don't get snippy with me, young lady," Obi-Wan chastised. "I only came along because it sounded like fun. Now I'm suddenly supposed to start making all the decisions? Since when did you die and I get put in charge?"

"That doesn't even make any sense," Leia said through gritted teeth.

Han flung up his hands in exasperation. "Will someone please tell me where to land?"

"I suggest the main spaceport on Aldera, on the outskirts of town," Threepio piped up. "It would seem to me that would attract the least amount of attention."

"That's what I said," Obi-Wan said petulantly. "The main spaceport on Aldera. No one listens to me."
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PonyTricks - Empire of Alderaan said:

"Who's the more foolish? The foolish follower fool, or the foolish fool fugleman?" Obi-Wan wanted to know. "But since you asked, I shall be a sword-swallower, since I already have a sword." He patted the hilt of his trusty lightsaber.

"Gee," Luke said in concern. "That sounds dangerous. Have you ever swallowed a lightsaber before?"

"I can't recall," Obi-Wan admitted. "But there's a first time for everything."
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PonyTricks - Empire of Alderaan said:

Obi-Wan Kenobi drew out his own lightsaber, igniting the blue blade. "A lightsaber demonstration will be very entertaining for the Queen."

"Demonstration?" Vader growled. "This is no mere demonstration, old man. Once, you were the teacher and I was but the student. Now I am the master, and I will teach you your final lesson."

"I don't recall ever being a teacher," Obi-Wan said, cocking his head. "What subject did I teach?"

"Deceit."

"So I taught political science?"
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-M

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