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Umm...first trailer..from me...


Fic: Coming Soon (mine!)
Title: Innocence Lost (Working Title)
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[All is black, the sound of Debussy's quiet "Reverie" playing softly]

[V.O. Ajianna] It was once said...that we were unbeatable...

[There are scenes of Obi-Wan (older), Siri (much older), and Mace fighting in the darkness of a hallway]

[V.O, AJ:]We, those who keep the peace in the galaxy...

[There is a shot of Adi speaking fiercley to Palpatine in the Senate chambers, panning up to Yoda watching her from a gallery]

[V.O.,AJ:]We...those who see things before they happen...

[The music crescendoes, as we see a group of young Initiates running through the Jedi Temple Gardens, revealing Ajianna sitting on a bench, writing in a journal]

[V.O. AJ:]Perhaps it was the future, that kept us from remembering the prophecies.

[ AJ. looks up from writing as the music stops, and everything fades to black]

[V.O. AJ:]But we should've remembered....

[Palpatine is sitting in a high chair in a small Chamber of the Senate]

P: We charge the Jedi, with treason, and murder.

[Yoda and the Jedi council are seen from an aerial shot, as Palpatine's voice continues]

P: All in favor of the motion for extermination of the Jedi...[A resounding 'Yay' is heard, as a drum beat continues, and a shot of Adi Gallia rushing into the chamber is seen]

Adi: It's time. We have to hide them...

[Words begin to flash on a black screen, in between shots, starting with 'Power']

[Ajianna's V.O continues] What would you do, if you were suddenly hunted...

[Scenes of transports leaving the Jedi Temple are shown, and 'Anger' is flashed on the screen]

[AJ V.O:] Running...

[A scene of Obi-Wan yelling to temple pilots]

O: You have to get them out.

[He watches as the take off and fly away, 'Fear' flashing across the screen]
[AJ V.O:] frightened...

[Scenes of Knights sheilding toddler Jedi Youth, as they run through halls, Stormtroopers blasting at them as other Knights block with their sabers. 'Hate flashes across the screen']

[AJ V.O:] Alone...

[Siri is speaking to AJ in a darkened room, AJ's silver lightsaber the only light, as they speak in heated tones...

S: You have to go...you have to hide...

AJ: I can't do it alone....I'm still your apprentice!]

['Love' flashes across the screen as you see Pfen, a male healer and Raie, a female healer, kissing passionatley in a shower of sparks, choral music echoing behind them]

[AJ V.O:]And marked for death...

[Words start flashing across the screen, 'Hope', followed by an image of Transports flying through space, 'Lust', an image of two Knights embracing as explosions rack the walls around them, 'Anger', Stormtroopers break through doors, and the words speed up, 'Fear', 'Hate', 'Greed', 'Love', 'Hope', 'Power']

[Deep Narrarator Voice]

(DNV) Ewan McGregor

[A scene of Obi-Wan running through the halls, saber flashing]

(DNV) Charlize Theron

[A scene of Siri, watching something in the distance]

(DNV) Samuel L. Jackson

[A turning shot of Mace in his Council Chair]

(DNV)Gin/Cin((Thats what it said on TF.N! Anyone else?))

[A shot of Adi speaking in the Council]

(DNV) Ian McDiarmid

[Palpatine bangs a gavel down on a desk loudly]

(DNV) Dominic Monaghan

[Pfen is rushing through the healing chambers, to an unknown patient]

(DNV) Mena Suvari

[Raie is watching as a Knight explains the basics of an evacuation]

(DNV) Hayden Christiansen

[Anakin is prowling the halls of the Jedi Temple, red lightsaber lit at his side]

(DNV) And introducing Erica O'Keefe as Ajianna Ter...

[A scene of Ajianna moving some initiates under the floors of the Temple, crouching them down, the lights from the grates making patterns on them, as she holds a hand to her lips.]

(AJ) The only thing we have left is to hide....

[AJ and the rest look up into the distorted light as mechanical breathing (Darth) is heard above them, and everything fades to black]

Innocence Lost....

[The white lettering appears, followed by:

 

WHOO! That one was COOL!

 

tank-you!

I jus don't know when it's gonna be done...

EP

 

Wow! That was amazing, Pixey! I think I'll read that one when it comes out...

 

Here's my revised Blood of Heroes trailer...

INT. WARSHIP - CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS

A grey-haired man in military dress, JENNER AGRAVAINE, paces across the room.

JENNER
Chancellor Palpatine is a liar, a thief, and a killer. (Stops pacing) We have no choice but war.

EXT. SPACE

A FLEET OF WARSHIPS forms up.

PALPATINE (V.O.)
These terrorists threaten every world in the alliance!

INT. SENATE CHAMBER - NIGHT

PALPATINE rallies the crowd.

PALPATINE
We must strike back!

EXT. CORUSCANT - SKYSCRAPER ROOFTOP - NIGHT

OBI-WAN and AMIDALA take cover behind a statue as TERRORISTS with rocketpacks swarm over them.

OBI-WAN
Like old times?

AMIDALA
Don't remind me.

INT. JEDI CITADEL - ARENA - NIGHT

ANAKIN SKYWALKER, 19, negotiates an obstacle course as a CROWD OF SPECTATORS looks on.

ADI GALLIA (V.O.)
His skills are incredible.

INT. CORRIDOR - NIGHT

Surrounded by his CLIQUE, prospective Jedi CADE SALIERE folds his arms.

CADE
He's nothing special.

INT. SPACE STATION - OFFICE

RUNE HAAKO crosses his legs as he leans back in his chair.

RUNE
So you wish to find your mother.

Anakin stands across from the Neimodian, his gaze intense.

SHMI (V.O.)
Anakin...

EXT. TATOOINE - DUNES - DAY

Through the desert haze, SHMI SKYWALKER crests a dune.

SHMI (V.O.)
After all this time...

INT. TRANSPORT SHIP - COCKPIT

Anakin sits bolt upright in the pilot seat.

ANAKIN
MOTHER!

EXT. SPACE

TWO FLEETS form up, facing each other.

INT. CAPITAL SHIP - BRIDGE

Amidala stands facing a holographic viewscreen.

AMIDALA
You can't win this way, Jenner! It won't work!

INT. WARSHIP - BRIDGE

Jenner stands facing his own viewscreen.

JENNER
Palpatine builds his reign on lies! What has he told you?

A MONTAGE: Anakin ignites his saber and charges into battle. MACE WINDU clashes with a hooded figure. Obi-Wan stands surrounded by terrorists. Obi-Wan stands blade-locked with an unseen opponent, looking his adversary in the eye. Ships explode left and right.

INT. PALPATINE'S OFFICE - SUNDOWN

Silence. With a blood-red sky behind him, Palpatine addresses an offscreen figure.

PALPATINE
You're the only man for the job. Can I trust you?

A black-cloaked Anakin smiles.

EPISODE II: THE BLOOD OF HEROES

 

*****
VO: In the galaxy's darkest hour...

{Flash of battles being fought, X-Wings, TIE fighters exploding}

VO: When the light of Truth and Justice had been extinguished...

{Images of non-humans working as slaves in houses, mines, and factories}

VO: When the Guardians of Peace were all but extinct...

{Images of Jedi being cut down, the Jedi Temple collapsing}

VO: Two children were hidden...

{Image of PADMÉ AMIDALA NABERRIE and OBI-WAN KENOBI carrying two small bundles towards BAIL AND KALLIE ORGANA}

VO: Now, with only an old man and the words of their long-forgotten mother for direction...

{Flash of an old Obi-Wan Kenobi smiling gently at LEIA ORGANA}

Padmé: He will help you, no matter the cost.

VO: They must strike out to find their place, and bring the balance that should have come about long ago...

{We see Leia and LUKE ORGANA standing with stoic faces, carrying blue and green lightsabres respectively, in their hands}

VO:Starring Carrie Fisher...

{We see Leia deflecting bolts from several remotes}

VO: Mark Hamill...

{We see Luke raising several objects into the air,}

VO: Harrision Ford...

{We see HAN SOLO firing his blaster at several stormtroopers}

VO: and Sir Alec Guinness...

{We see Obi-Wan observing Leia as she practices with her father's lightsabre}

:::Fade into black:::

{We see bold white words flash onto the black screen}

Alternate Paths
Part One: Rise Against Tyranny

{The words fade, then a new set of words, which are smaller, come up}

Now playing in select boards.
*****

Anyone like?

AQ

 

Fic: Bunny (I could never do this on my own.)

{Blackness. Over the next few seconds, we hear...}

(MALE V.O.) It was the worst battle I've ever seen.

{FLASH TO: Space battle. X-Wings and B-Wings getting blown up by coralskippers, and vise versa.}

(MALE V.O.)(cont.) My ship took a direct hit. Then... I'm not sure what happened.

{Focus on one B-wing as its shields fail and a plasma burst makes it through. There is a flash of light, and we CUT TO: B-wing crash landing in a forest, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. FADE TO: Man whose voice we've already heard, a pilot named LEV DEIREK. He stares at the forest in bewilderment.}

(LEV)(V.O.) Where am I?

{FLASH TO: CINDEL TOWANI, all grown up.}

(CINDEL) Endor.

{FLASH TO: Lev standing in the forest, as before. Suddenly we hear a high-pitched battle cry, and a small furry creature jumps onto him and starts beating him with a stick. FLASH TO: Ewok village. Lev is hanging from a pole a la Luke, Han, and Chewie in ROTJ. Ewoks crowd around as the pole is carried, shouting and throwing rocks. Other humans, obviously mistreated slaves, watch sullenly.}

(CINDEL)(V.O.) They treat us like animals.

{CUT TO: Lev, in a small hut. He stares at a shelf, where a dozen stormtrooper helmets sit. As we watch, his own helmet is placed next to them. FLASH TO: Cindel, looking up at Lev from her seat washing small dishes.}

(CINDEL) What tribe are you from?

(LEV) New Republic, Rogue Squadron. And I'm going back.

{Montage: Lev's B-Wing flying through the remains of a just-exploded coralskipper; a dozen Ewoks jumping from trees; Lev underwater, trying to reach his submerged B-Wing; a crowd of humans sprinting out into the desert; Cindel pulling Lev into a passionate kiss; an army of Ewoks giving chase. FLASH TO: Lev, standing on a boulder with Cindel nearby.}

(LEV) You know, there was a war fought here twenty five yars ago, where the Ewoks helped the Rebels defeat the stormtroopers. I wasn't born yet, but...

{Focus on a blaster rifle as he charges it.}

(LEV) I never thought I'd have rooted for the stormtroopers.

{CUT TO: Lev emerging from the pond where his B-Wing crashed, laden with supplies.}

(MR. VOICE) Mark Wahlberg.

{Cindel spins on one heel to smack an attacking Ewok with a tree branch.}

(MV) Estella Warren.

{WICKET the EWOK, in the regalia of tribe leader, swinging a slingshot as he sprints toward the camera.}

(MV) Warwick Davis.

{FLASH TO: A cute, cuddly Ewok face. Suddenly it narrows its eyes, bares its teeth, and growls, and it's not so cute anymore. It swings a slingshot at the camera, and we FADE TO: Title.}

(MV) Planet of the Ewoks. Coming soon to a board near you.

{Fade out.}
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Heeheehee. Guess which movie I just saw!

BTW, if anyone has the urge to do this fic, please let me know and I'll PM you details.

 

*****

MV: They thought they'd never know...

Images of the SKYWALKER and SOLO families sitting in the Skywalker apartment on Coruscant, staring at MARA JADE in disbelief.

MV: They thought the story was lost...

Images of the Skywalker's and Solo's putting on cloaks and jackets.

MV: They were wrong.

Screen goes black. Suddenly the image of PADMÉ NABERRIE SKYWALKER appears onscreen.

Padmé (VO): Hello, my children.

Flash images of LEIA ORGANA SOLO, LUKE SKYWALKER, HAN SOLO, Mara Jade, AMIDALA PADMÉ SKYWALKER, JAINA SOLO, JACEN SOLO, and ANAKIN SOLO. All have shocked looks on their faces.

MV: Now, the story of where, when, and how the Skywalker Legacy began is revealed. Starring Carrie Fisher...

Image of Leia sitting at a computer terminal, staring intently at the information she is reading.

MV: Mark Hamill...

Image of Luke holding his daughter and wife tightly.

MV: Harrison Ford...

Image of Han giving Mara a sour look.

MV: Melissa Gilbert...

Image of Mara staring at the camera, a raised eyebrow apparent.

MV: and Natalie Portman as the voice of Padmé Naberrie Skywalker.

Image of a computer terminal, an old box sitting next to it, filled with computer chips.

Padmé (VO): I have composed these data chips anf files to tell you the true story.

MV: The time has come.

Screen goes to flying through space. Text appears.

A Broken Fairytale
Author: AngelQueen

MV: Now playing in a board near you.

*****

 

That was a really good one AQ! Great job!

 

They're all so good!

EP

 

I have TWO trailers!

Fic: Bunny

(Fades to a hangar on Coruscant. The squadron is leaving. Anakin, (21) is saying goodbye to Amidala. 'There You'll Be' from Pearl Harbor soundtrack plays.)

Anakin: Baby, I promise I'll come back. Be brave, honey.
Amidala: Be careful.
(He is on the verge of tears as he hugs her and gets in his ship.)

(VO) In a galaxy in turmoil..

(Anakin and Obi-wan are up in their fighters. Anakin blasts an enemy ship and war whoops.)

(VO) One man can turn the tide to victory or defeat...

(Amidala reads a letter Anakin has sent her.)

(VO) And that young soldier's dream is about to be destroyed..

(Anakin is confronting Obi.)
Anakin: How dare you!
(He lights his saber and swipes the screen)

(Black Lettering comes up)
Ewan McGregor
Hayden Christiansen
Natalie Portman

FOR LOVE OR HONOR


Fic: Bunny

VO: Nine years before the Phantom Menace..

(The Galactic Senate is very busy. Two cloaked figures break off into a different hallway. They go into Chancellor Valorum's office. They remove their hoods, revealing a green Twilek, Galad-heu Teron, and her teen apprentice, Lakshmi Skywalker.)

Valorum: I have an assignment for you, ladies.

Scenes Flash:
Galad and Shmi battling various warriors

Shmi VO: Master! Look out!

(Senator Palpatine talks to Shmi in his office.)
Shmi: Sir, I must be going. My Master waits.
(Palpatine watches her leave, and smiles.)

(Red lettering)

Lucy Lawless
(Galad is circling an unknown opponent)

Katie Holmes
(Shmi bows to the Council)

SOMEWHERE IN MY MEMORY: THE TALE OF SHMI SKYWALKER

 

Hey, loved Planet of the Ewoks. That was hilarious. Here's one of mine that's up coming.
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VO: A past shrouded in darkness . . .

Shot of man, Fal, screaming in anger.

VO: A future drenched in hopelessness. . .

Shot of Fal staring into a sunset.

VO: A present devoid of purpose . . .

Shot of Fal resting his forehead against a wall.

VO: Discover them.

Shot of man, Rin: I think something was taken from you a long time ago.

Closeup of Fal: What makes you think I want it back?

Shot of young boy walking down the street after Fal: Are you a Jedi?

Fal stops and turns slowly: Not anymore.

Shot of Rin: Faith is the most powerful force for good you will ever know.

Shot of Fal: Faith can hurt you like nothing else.

Black Screen.

VO: A faith lost . . .

Shot of Fal, running his fingers through his hair a look of sheer desperation on his face.

VO: A hope deferred . . .

Shot of two hands slipping apart as rain falls.

VO: A darkness touched.

Shot of a red lightsabre snapping into existence in a dark alley.

Shot of Fal: My decision was final.

Shot of Rin: Nothing in this life is final.

Images flash:

Fal slamming his hands against a wall.

Fal thrusting a lightsabre at an older man, Lore who is also wielding a lightsabre.

Fal running through the rain.

Old man, Menol, lifting his arms to the sky.

Fal in the midst of a whirling tornado of sand, screaming.

A young man and woman embracing passionatly.

Fal raising a hammer high above his head and bringing it down with a crash.

With the impact, we go to

Black Screen.

VO: Val Kilmer.

Shot of Fal, a single tear running down his cheek.

VO: John Cusack.

Shot of Rin turning.

VO: Jack Lemmon.

Shot of Menol nodding with a smile.

VO: and Nicolas Cage.

Shot of Lore closing down his lightsabre.

Black Screen.

Menol (VO): Until a man has seen darkness, he can have no true comprension of what light really is.

A single beam of light pierces the darkness and then the screen explodes into bright white light.

The afterimage of one word remains.

RADIANCE

Coming this Fall.

 

Cool, Rogue! Very cool!

For Love Or Honor was originally supposed to be a SW/Pearl Harbor crossover subtitled Yavin Harbor.

The Shmi story was one I was working on, but wound up with writer's block. It was inspired by one of Fernwhithy's bunnies in the Fanfic archives.

 

Just finished reading "the Virgin Suicides"
Hopefully going to have a bunny trailer for that.


EP

 

*****

(MV): He walked the path of Darkness, tearing his family apart.

::Images of nine-year-old ANAKIN SKYWALKER morphing into a nineteen-old Anakin, who then in turn fades away into the armor of DARTH VADER::

(MV): It was said that it was the destiny of the Chosen One to bring about the Balance.

::Image of Anakin glowing, half in a white light, half in a darker light::

(MV): But now, something is to be changed.

::Image of QUI-GON JINN and OBI-WAN KENOBI leaning down towards the camera::

(MV): The galaxy stands at a crossroads...

::Images of fighting droids, screaming senators, and the ever silent JEDI COUNCIL::

(MV): And the future now rests in the hands of an eight-year-old girl.

::Flash of a serious featured ALIA SKYWALKER.::

(MV): Torn between what she knows...

::Image of Alia sitting in the Naboo box in the Senate building::

QUEEN AMIDALA (VO): "I move for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum's leadership."

ALIA (VO): "NO!!!!"

(MV): ...And what could be...

::Alia watches as Anakin and PADMÉ talk excitedly, their eyes filled with something neither is aware of::

(MV): She must now make a choice. Starring Liam Neeson...

::Flash of Qui-Gon kneeling down, smiling gently::

(MV): Ewan McGregor...

::Flash of holding his lightsabre in a defensive position::

(MV): Natalie Portman...

::Image of Padmé standing in her battle garb, readying herself for battle::

(MV): Jake Lloyd...

::Image of Anakin working with a certain tool, Alia sitting nearby::

(MV): And introducing Kara Sullivan as Alia Skywalker.

::Flash of Alia standing in the Palace Hanger, an uncertain look on her face::

(MV): The future is what we make it.

Strands of Time: Test of Time
Authors: AngelQueen, Amidala_Skywalker, DarthIshtar, jade_angel, and LadyKenobi

*****

 

Woohoo. Love the trailer. Like the story better, but love the trailer. Am I biased? Absolutely.

 

Here's my try:
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Title: Blessings of the Rain
Type:Bunny(maybe by me in the winter)
Genre: Total AU, Mild crossover.

(20th century fox logo appears. Square pictures and Lucasfilm Ltd. Logos go by. Black.)

Mr.Voice: In a time before the exploits of a queen.

(7-year old Padme looks up into the cloudy skies of Naboo. Camera pans up, allows the audience to see the outlines of a fleet of capital ships.)

Padme: Look daddy! You can see the big ships, even in da rain!

Father Naberrie: Come on Padme, we need to go inside. Those ships are of no matter to us.

(They hurry towards an evacuation shelter.)
FLASH!
Black.

MV: Before Secessionist Rebels, Evil Empires, Alien Invaders, or Freedom Fighters.
(shots, matching words, of: Count Dooku, Darth Vader, Nom Anor, and Mon Mothma)
MV: Darkness was beautiful.

(pan out as screen widens of the bridge of a capital ship. In the center are two thrones. In them are a silver haired man and golden haired woman, their features very alike. Before them is a hologram of Chancellor Valorum.)

Valorum: I, and the Republic, will not tolerate any rebellion from you or any other planet in this galaxy. This republic will remain peaceful, no matter who threatens it!

Silver: You would allow yourselves?

Gold: ?destruction because you are afraid of becoming a monster?

Silver: WE can not tolerate?

Both: Your infernal corruption.

(shot of capital ships orbiting Naboo. A piano piece[Kuja for all you ff9 players] plays, for a while, and then fleshes out into a full-on orchestration. The capital ships begin an orbital bombardment of Naboo.)

(screen flickers between destruction of naboo cities and Young Padme?s face)
Padme: Daddy?.Daddy?why is everything crumbling?
v.o-Father: It?s the rebellion. (He speaks robotically, like he has no soul)
Padme: What?s wrong with you?! Daddy! Wake up! Dad?
(interior of room explodes. Father is crushed under shrapnel, padme falls unconscious)

Fade to white.

(Mos Espa. A band of hooded figures breaks into a house. On the ground is Shmi Skywalker, lying in childbirth of Anakin)

Man: Miss Skywalker, you have recently been sold to the toydarian Watto. We are here to take you to him.

V.O of Gold: Oh, I do believe that is unnecessary.

(guards start choking. Gold comes out of shadows, looks at Shmi.)

Gold: Hmmm?.a child. This COULD be a problem.

(She lifts her hand. Screen zooms into gold?s eye as we hear Shmi?s screams, and a baby wailing in pain. The audience sees fire. Suddenly, out of that fire comes Silver.)

(Scene of burning shelter. On the ground in Padme, alive but unconscious. Silver walks up to her. He looks down at her. He looks up at rain, around at destruction, chuckles, and looks back at her.)
Silver: Well, little one, you certainly are a pretty little bird. The raindrops are blessing my victory, and you are sitting on the ground. Come, we can?t have that. Leave your childhood behind, little bird. Come out of your cage. Come?with me.

(He laughs, and his image is superimposed over Gold laughing, in much the same manner. Suddenly, the screen shatters, and the shattered pieces form words)

Chancellor Valorum?s actor. As Valorum
Kuja Triball as Silver
Quistis Tulipe as Gold
Natalie Portman as Padme Naberrie
Young Natalie as Young Padme
Pernilla August as Shmi Skywalker
Hayden Christenson as the Starkiller.

Directed, written, produced, filmed and edited by Kefka Palazzo.
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This is my first trailer, and first post of a truly serious nature. Can't have that, can we?
Just to spite Siri:

Darth Maulne More
STAB!

 

Fic: A bunny for a humor AU I couldn't possibly write
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Text on black/Mr. Voice: "In a galaxy where the Republic never fell.."

Shot of Coruscant, with the Jedi Temple and Senate Hall standing as they had in TPM but with ROTJ-era vehicles flying overhead.

Text/VO: "Where the New Order never existed..."

Shot of Anakin Skywalker, middle-aged but dressed as a normal Jedi, walked through the Senate Hall.

Text/VO: "Where the most malevolent evil..."

Slow-mo shot of Palpatine's face.

Text/VO: "Was discovered early on and trained in the ways of good..."

Flashback shot of the Jedi Council. Mace Windu's voice plays, saying "I found a man on Naboo. His name is Palpatine. He is old, but I feel we must embark upon his training."

Text/VO: In a galaxy where the Jedi managed to keep peace and order for another generation...

Shot of the Jedi Council at the time of most of the fic, aged to the ROTJ-era but with all still alive.

Text/VO: Two Jedi will face off against each other...

Shot of an aged Palpatine, dressed in Jedi robes, with white hair and a wrinkled face, sitting, half-asleep, with his arm on a table. Yoda, now aged to 900 years, hobbles by on his Gimer Stick. Suddenly, the Force pushes Yoda's Gimer stick out from under him, sending Yoda sprawling to the floor. Palpatine explodes in laughter.

Text/VO: Because they got on each other's nerves.

Yoda looking at Palpatine in a brightly lit room, Yoda with his Gimer stick and Palpatine leaning on a chair back.

YODA: "OLD COOT YOU ARE!"

PALPATINE: "You stupid geezer!"

Flash to shot later in the scene.

PALPATINE: "How many centuries has it been since you've had a date?"

YODA: "Get a date before you, I bet I can!"

PALPATINE: "You're on, you old bag of shoes!"

MR. VOICE: "Now, the challenge is on, to make the other look like a complete idiot."

Shot of pie throwing itself in Palpatine's face.

Shot of Yoda bracing himself against what he thinks is a Gimer Stick, but turns out to be Palpatine's ignited lightsaber, cutting a hole in the floor.

Shot of Palpatine sitting, smiling, having coffee with an attractive woman. Suddenly, his toupee begins hovering and spinning over his bald head.

Cut to Palpatine waving his hand in front of a woman's face.

PALPATINE: "You will go to dinner with me."

WEAK-MINDED WOMAN: "I will go to dinner with you."

PALPATINE: "You will tell Yoda you can't see a holo with him."

WOMAN: "I will tell Yoda I can't see a holo with him."

PALPATINE: (Hesitates)... "You will go to dinner with me..."

Cut to shot of the two rivals staring each other down.

MR. VOICE: "Coming as soon as someone wants to write it..."

Shot of Palpatine.

MR. VOICE: "Ian McDiarmid..."

Shot of Yoda.

MR. VOICE: "And Frank Oz..."

Text/Mr. Voice: "GRUMPY OLD JEDI"

Cut back to the two staring at each other.

PALPATINE: "She likes ME! She likes ME!"

YODA: "At least real, all my teeth are!"

Cut to title and info card.

 

OMG, that's hilarious. Is it a plot bunny in search of an author?

 

Fic: Mine

Title: Special Place In My Heart

AN: This is my first attempt at a trailer, so hopefully it doesn't stink..everybody else's trailers are just so good, congrats everybody

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::Bright white letters appear suddenly out of the shrouding darkness::

(VO) He fought for his right to freedom.......

::Scene fades to a young nine-year old Anakin, jumping out of Podracer excitedly jumping onto Qui-Gon's shoulders::

(VO) He gave up everything for his dreams....

:arkness claims the scene once more, before a picture reappears - one of Shmi Skywalker waving goodbye to her son::

(S) Ani, Don't look back......

::Anakin turns his head every so slightly to peak back around at his mother for the last time::

(VO) He changed his future....

:icture fades to Anakin meeting Obi-Wan for the first time::

(O) Obi-Wan Kenobi

(A) Anakin Skywalker, so your a Jedi too?

(VO) In the hope of a better life....

::Scene Flashes::

::Qui-Gon and Maul battling it out, their red and green lightsabers slashing against one another time after time.

Obi-Wan waiting anxiously behind a energy filed to join in the fight. Maul's red saber comes flying around first to the left and then a quick side swipe towards the middle aged Jedi's body. Unaware of this, Qui-Gon rebounds another hit of the red saber and goes for the Sith's shoulder blade; instantly almost magically Maul strikes his blade against the white skin of Qui-Gon causing him to hid the floor with a loud thud..::

(VO) But what he discovered was nothing he could have prepared himself for....

::Scene fades to a dark cold room a silent figure pushed up against one of the corners; trembling in fear::

(Sith): I will break you, Chosen One....it is your destiny to become one with the darkside

::Thunderous Lightening can be heard in the background, as another image appears::

(O) Anakin, listen to me please.....Ani!

::Anakin's head bolts up immediately his eyes full of anguish and torment. Quietly he concentrates on the force, making several objects around the room lift up off the floor and benchs all heading towards Obi-Wan::

(O) Anakin, why are you doing this??

:bi-Wan takes a few steps back and runs out of the room shutting the door on his way out. Loud bangs against the door can then be heard::

(VO) The past was but a memory......

:bi-Wan stands next to a Jedi Healer talking intensely::

(H) Anakin's a mute...I'm sorry

(O) NO!!! That's not true....it's not true it just can't be NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

:bi-Wan calapses to the ground sobbing uncontrollably::

(VO) The present was at a stand still....

:bi-Wan and Anakin stand before the council::

(Yoda) Mission we have for you, take it you will.......

::Images appear of two robed figures exiting a transport...one behind the other...::

(Queen Amidala) Welcome to Naboo, Jedi!

::Scene flashes to young handmaiden standing behind the Queen watching all of this take place::

(O) This is my Padawan, Anakin Skywalker

::Another image appears one of Anakin gently kissing Padme's hand::

(P) Ani......

(VO) The future was never destined to be.....

::Scene flashes to Amidala's private quarters...the orange and yellow sunset lighting up the whole room::

(P) Why do you refuse to listen to reason?

::Anakin turns his back on Padme::

(P) Don't ignore me. . . .Please. . .Ani. . . . .Don't. . .just...don't turn you back on everything you have achieved

::Anakin sighs and turns to face Padme again, lifting his hand up to gently caress her face. Anakin bends down his face a few metres from her lips, his warm breath beating down on her skin. His fingers wonder over her lips memorized by their feel - slowly he tilts his head and their lips meet for the first time::

(VO) So much like reality.....

::Scene fades slowly so only the shadow remains...

 

Yup, that's a free bunny. Do you want it, Darth Ishtar?

 

Trailer B to Sons Of Destiny: Ronin.

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Moving across lush plains and green landscape, hills in the distance, towering above like castles, Skar Kjoil walks up to a dream-like figure completely shrouded in a dark cloak.

(Dark Voice) The light still burns inside you, even the rain can?t stop it. Come now to us, Kjoil Knight My name is Latarlas. I await you on Draori. My life is yours to protect. We need your presence if we are to set the future on its right path. This dream is merely a premonition of the things to come. You know this. Come to us now. It is your destiny to protect us. Your ronin output on life is about to end. You belong to us.

(Skar) Who are you?

(Dark Voice) Your destiny, dear boy.

Fade to completely black. We hear explosions and crying faint in the distance.

(Kayupa) Not so young anymore, are you, brother?

Shot of Skar fighting down a huge droid with two green lightsabers.

Fade to black.

(Skar) Who are you?

Shot of a underground tunnel. A man walks out of a dark cavern and stands in a beam of light. Across from him Skar readies his green lightsaber.
The other man readies his, another green lightsaber. We see close ups of the other man's hands, they are painted with red tattoos. We see the other man's face is exactly like Skar's.
Skar takes a step back and gasps.

Turn to black.

(Dark Voice) A new responsibility will show him to be a far stronger creature than was expected

(Skar) I'm not a mistake!

Red letters over a black background.

SONS OF DESTINY: RONIN

 

Here's a free humour bunny that obviously came from the fact that I watched a few too many videos last night. AU-Crossover.

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VO: In a galaxy finally at peace . . .

Shot of Luke smiling.

VO: An evil will arise . . .

Shadow falls across Luke's face.

VO: An evil so powerful . . .

Shot of Han firing a blaster.

VO: So overwhelming. . .

Shot of Luke shouting at Wedge: I can't stop it!

VO: That a hero is needed.

Shot of Leia: But who?

Luke: Someone from another galaxy. Oh, and his agent.

Leia: His agent?

Black Screen.

The Larry Boy themesong kicks into gear.

Shot of Luke facing Larry the Cucumber: Will you help us?

Shot of Luke extending his hand to Bob the Tomato.

Bob: Luke, I don't have any hands.

Cut to Larry Boy: Han, I think you would look real good in purple and yellow.

Lando: I've been telling him that for years.

Larry Boy: And plungers on your head.

Lando: You just lost me.

Wedge: So you never tried plungers on your head?

Lando: Once. I didn't like them.

Black Screen.

VO: The Crossover you hoped, prayed and thought would never happen.

Cut to Luke, a lightsabre in his hand. He is wearing a red sweater and a floppy denim hat.

Luke: I . . . am . . . that . . . JEDI!

VO: Mark Hammill.

Shot of Luke turning.

VO: Phil Vischer.

Shot of Bob and Larry standing by a huge ships computer.

VO: Billy Dee Williams.

Shot of Lando spinning around, a pair of plungers on his head.

VO: Harrison Ford.

Shot of Han, his jaw dropped open in shock.

VO: Denis Lawson.

Shot of Wedge hugging Larry Boy.

VO: Carrie Fisher.

Shot of Leia feeding Bob a cinnamon bun.

VO: We're very sorry to bring you . . .

VEGGIE TALES/STAR WARS CROSSOVER

LARRY BOY AND THE JEDI OF DARKNESS!

Shot of Han turning to the camera: Excuse me as I break character here: To the author: About his dialogue, are you on some form of illegal substance?

Black Screen.

Wedge: (VO) And could we please have some?
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Anybody want to take that one on?

 

Oh boy.... this can NOT be good.

 

After at least one of my current stories is finito.