Fans in Japan?

Oh, sorry. Ice cream or asprin?

Did you say Ice-cream, Mmmmmmmm........aaarrrggghhhh

What's wrong? I thought I had taken away the chocolate chips...

Oh my God!

WHAT again?

Oh, happy May 1st. Have lilies of the valley with your ice-cream.

Can't do without it you know.

Well, sorry, I wanted to take away all the cockroaches, and the chocolate chips, well, they kinda looked alike, so...

That's ok, I understand.

Omg not u in Japan Grieyls , please God is there no escaping Grieyls anywhere in the
world?

Quiet you!

Now I can be a Samuri Jedi

You're more of a fool than I thought.

You know what they say about that. Who's the most samurai, the samurai or the samurai who...

Ah well. Nevermind.

On a more SERIOUS (let me say it again : serious. Brr. weird) matter, I can't be online, my PC totally screwed up, so, well, I'll be back when I got a new comp!

Keep the place warm and quiet, I like it that way.

Shall do, you will be missed. Take care in any case, and good luck with your new puter!

And I'm baaaaaaaaaaack. Hope you're still around. I have serious complainings about what you did to the panda.

That was a Panda,.... Oops!

Now how did that happen, my evl twin strikes again!!!

Oh right, and naturally you're gonna say the panda story was your evil brother's fault...

You mean a panda or a giant panda. Gotta be specific about these things. Mistakes can lead to the total extinction of those reptiles.

Well I don't care about these things, but who am I to talk, after all I'm the main cause of the tiny red elephant's extinction.

I'll say, but you know I think I saw one of those the other day. So I can only assume you didn't do your job properly. Just wait untill the boss finds out.

You..
You...
You sneaky little telltale!!

Is that how you intend to become the boss instead of the boss?

Oh good heavens no, where's the fun in that?

I thought it's pretty funny, but that's french humour, so you can't get it. Nope.

I never said I didn't get it, it's just not much of a challenge.