Wash, DC Farpoint 2006 (aka SippyCon)

Charles, do you really think I care one way or another what that two-timing jive turkey Mace Windu thinks about us tripping the light fantastic at Farpoint? Well I DON'T CARE!! I'm my own person and I can dance with whomever I please whenever I please. I've chosen you as my soul-mate (and sometime dance partner) and NOTHING, I mean NOTHING is gonna' change that!


I just wish your points of articulation worked the same way as his however...

 

Hold on y'all Chas has been my B**ch for almost 13 years. I gets the first and last dance heh-heh-heh!!!

 

See, you're a popular guy Chas! All the guys are lining up to dance with you!

 

Remember, today is the last day to pre-reg for Farpoint.

Back to the discussions of who is dancing with who.....

 

Well I'm not dancing with anyone since I now can't go.


Babysitting isssues.

 

Oh no, Wendy, that's too bad! You'll be missed.

 

We'll miss you.

Argh, and no Party Master Yoda either.

 

Is Sarah going? I've got your armor all boxed up.

 

Yep Joe I'll be there bring the armor and I'll give it to Wendy since you two seem unable to meet up with each other even though you're all of 30 minutes away from each other

 

Joe, the armor goes to Chrissy please.


Chrissy is buying the armor from me, it now rightfully belongs to Chrissy.


Sarah, no need for you to handle this.

 

Chrissy, the price went up. I'm gonna need a lap dance.

 

The one year I can't go to Far Point and this is gonna to happen!?!

 

LOL, not gonna happen, don't get your hopes up. Unless I find one of those lovely Klingon ladies for Joe.

 

Look, he never said who he wanted a lap dance from. I'm sure we can find somethi... er, someone suitable.

On another note, should we do something for Aunt Beru's birthday? Cake at the meeting perhaps? (and I was thinking of ordering one from Giant or Wegmans that we can pick up there, not asking our long suffering baker to haul one up to Farpoint.)

 

This sounds like a job for Bruce maybe!?!


BTW, Yoda sends out his condolences for not being able to make it to Far Point either. In the meantime he would like everyone to come see his new party base of operations:

YODA

 

This sounds like a job for Bruce maybe!?!

For the love of Pete!
Can you imagine the look on Charles face if I was to give Joe a lap dance?
For crying out loud, I can't believe you'd even suggest such a thing!!



Would I have to kiss him?

 

Kissing costs extra. And don't forget, my take's 80%.

 

It's always about the money with you Charles!

 

Bruce? Blech!

I want that Ken. But he has to wear his Mara Jade wig.

Watch out Eugenia, I'm on the prowl.

 

I don't hit on Ken because I respect Eugenia too much.

 

Eugenia and I will just sit at the bar and enjoy the show.

 

Greetings, everyone!

Bruce and Chaz, there's no nice way to put this, so I'll just say it:
I find your lack of pants disturbing!

I will, of course, be there Saturday, as always... But I forgot to preregister this year. So, I probably won't have the nifty pre-made name badge with my Jedi name on it.

I'm not even sure if I'm going to be in costume at all, actually... And if I am, it may be something completely different from my Jedi robes.

Sorry I've been anti-social again for a bit. I've been settling in to a new job. I'm once again back in retail MANAGEMENT, where I belong. But the job required a big sacrifice on my part; I've cut off my long hair!

Anyway, I look forward to seeing you all in a couple weeks. I bought a new camera that's vastly superior to my old one, so I should get much better pics this year!

BTW, I've extended an invite to another local SW fan to come to Farpoint and join us for the festivities. Whether or not she'll show up, I know not.

Expect me when you see me and may the Force be with you.

 

<Yoda>Strong in the pants, I am.</Yoda>

 

You know, this could work out well for us, Cricket. I mean, others may buy us drinks out of pity.

And I'll be sure ken finds his wig, just for the lap dance. Someone else will have to provide a tiara.

(Now, when do I mention all this to Ken? )

 

F16WarBird posted:

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Bruce? Blech! I want that Ken. [hr]


What the hell is that supposed to mean Joe?!? I don't hop into just anyone's lap you know! And for crying out loud, I could put on the stupid ol' Mara Jade wig if that's what it takes to "ignite your saber".


Uh, can I say that?