JCC Fast and Furious: 1920s style!

Last night, after watching Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies, I got to thinking: They need to make more car-racing films set in the early 20th century, only this time give them the sheen and polish of the Fast and Furious films.

C'mon, wouldn't you want to see a movie where Vin Diesel drives a 1910s jalopy and wears those driving goggles, hat, and scarves they wore back then? Likewise for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

You know you just want to.

 

And then they can put Maverick and Goose in a Bleriot monoplane for a rebooted Those Daring Young Men in Their Flying Machines.

 

And I've got the original sex idol for the film.

"Hold your hats and hallelujah, Momma's gonna show it to ya....."

 

I was thinking something more along along the lines of:

 

Why. Why is that the image you show. Why do you do this to yourself.

 

Well, your icon sure matches the tone of your post....