Fat Guy Shirts

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  1. GersonSith Jedi Master

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    I've been developing this idea for funny tshirts with fat guys in mind and I'm finally putting my plan into action. I'm going to make shirts XXL and larger (possibly XL too) plain black with white writing. These are some of the sayings I'm going to put on them. Please let me know if you like them:

    Who needs women when I have boobs like these?

    Does this shirt make me look fat?

    I haven't seen my feet since 1983!

    Always picked last for sports, but always first in the buffet line.

    Are you going to finish that?

    Don't piss me off or I'll sit on you!

    Salad is for sissies.

    Personally shut down 4 buffets and counting!

    I eat when I'm bored, and I've been bored a lot lately.

    Say it loud! I'm fat and I'm proud!

    I'm hungry and you're in my way!

    Jared is a traitor! (Referring to the Subway Jared)
  2. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    You must make those in XL so I can buy them...I would so wear some of those shirts. Very funny.
  3. GersonSith Jedi Master

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    I will be including XL for sure. fatguyshirts.com will be up and running this week thanks to the brilliance of 'C'!
  4. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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  5. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Here's one for you to use if you like it:


    All this and brains too.

  6. MR-V1N Jedi Knight

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    Here are several of my own. I hope that you like them:

    2x as MANLY!

    As you can see, I am twice the lover.

    "Carbohydrates", the REAL Atkin's diet.

    sal.ad n 1: a buffet.
  7. cbielich Jedi Knight

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    How about this

    I eat weight watcher memebers for breakfast

    C
  8. MR-V1N Jedi Knight

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    Here's another one:

    I've decided to go on a diet, so I've combined breakfast, lunch, and dinner, as one meal!
  9. Moka Jedi Master

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    What About

    "I'm a weight watcher. Watch my weight go high."
  10. MR-V1N Jedi Knight

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    And another one:

    "Oh, didn't I tell you that I've got a body, the size of a planet?"
  11. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    lame lame our submissions are lame
  12. MR-V1N Jedi Knight

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    Here is another one:

    It's said that God created us in is image... So I must be Buddhism.

    w/ picture on back of shirt showing a fat budda:

    To see picture, go here:

    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.maths.tcd.ie/~nora/china/Leshan/tn/leshan4.med.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.maths.tcd.ie/~nora/china/Leshan/tn/leshan4.jpg.html&h=794&w=453&sz=99&tbnid=WMrNvfDFYNMJ:&tbnh=141&tbnw=81&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3DIs%2BBudda%2Bfat%253F%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN
  13. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    MR-V1N... y0ur l4$7 7hr33 1d34$ $ux0r!
    4ll PH33R M0R0NDUD3!
  14. MR-V1N Jedi Knight

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  15. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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  16. cbielich Jedi Knight

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    All of these suggestions but 1 really suck

    C
  17. MR-V1N Jedi Knight

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    How about these then:

    Lucky for me, FAT floats!

    Well, at least I don't have to buy pillows for my kids!

    I work for the Government. Want to see my paycheck?
  18. cbielich Jedi Knight

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  19. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    j00 ju$7 4r3n'7 63771n6 17, 4r3 j00?
  20. MR-V1N Jedi Knight

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    C, which one did you like?
  21. DarthDarkstar Jedi Master

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    I love what you got on the site so far.. very intriguing, now I cant wait to see what it is, even though i know what the website it.. im still intriuged..
  22. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah, I like the website so far!
  23. cbielich Jedi Knight

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    Marvin I didnt like any of your suggestions, Sorry

    I dont even get this one

    I work for the Government. Want to see my paycheck?


    C
  24. MR-V1N Jedi Knight

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    You know how some, REALLY Obese people will be taken care of under the U.S. Government?

    Well, it's letting "us" know that our government is, in a matter of speaking, taking in "Fat" people. It's like they are getting paid to remain "Fat".

    So therefore, the person wearing "that" shirt would gloat, by giving out the notion, "You are working hard for your paychecks; whereas the government is paying me to be lazy."

    Did, what I say, help you to better understand what I was shooting for?
  25. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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