Father's Day is coming up...

...and I don't know what to do!

 

Get him a present or take him out to eat.

 

Don't know what he wants! And I'm tired of getting him T-shirts.

 

Can you not ask him what he wants...?

 

He says he wants whatever I want to give him.

 

I hate it when they don't give a proper answer

Tell him that is an unacceptable response

 

Then he'll just beat around the bush the way he does every year.

 

No, it's not till September here.

 

I'm not there.

 

Sucks to be you then.

 

Nah, I'll figure something out.

 

a coffee mug

 

http://arstechnica.com/guides/

 

Hey, that's awesome! I want one of those.

 

There's lots of stuff in there, keep looking!

 

It's all pretty cool.

 

A lampshade.

 

I like the pocket knive.
A three pound pocket knife in your purse should work wonders. And it would add the feature: instantly knocking out people with your purse' to the over 100 other functions of the knife...