JCC Favorite conspiracy theories

The Bloop. That was a good one.

 

The Frozen Envelope theory in the Patrick Ewing draft lottery.

 

My ex-boyfriend's dad was convinced the Giants/Ravens Superbowl was fixed.

 

I'm not afraid of the NWO or the Reptiod cronies, I am stocked up with orgone, they hate the stuff. They come within a mile of it and they burst into flames. Let those scaly creeps try and get me now!

 

An overachieving Giants team quarterbacked by Kerry Collins in an astonishingly weak NFC gets its doors blown off by the team that had set the record for fewest points allowed in a season.

It defies rational explanation, I tell you.

 

The NSA lost UFO files

 

Holocaust denial.

 

That's a huge one! Incredible, too. Even in Germany, where there's concentration camps for anyone to walk into and tour, there's folks who deny it.

 

This. Same with the birthers and the 9/11 'truthers'

 

I used to be all about these Youtube videos about conspiracy hunters called "Project Camelot." Lots of insane dumb @#$^, fun to listen too though. Like one where this cooky dude was talking about how he was part of a special forces program where he was abducted as a child, trained in a underground facility, and had his TK powers trained up. Said he could run through walls. Saw a great apocalypes where a giant volcano destroyed America.

that being said, my favorite of these was one where they were talking to this regular dude. He told them how he was taken by the aliens, experimented on. Told them how they would come at night, take him, and return him right at the time he left. They even healed his beaten up lungs. They eventually used him to help calm those who they had taken.

Best part is right after I watched this video, I watch another where a dude who used to work for the government talked about how the Aliens used to take people like the other dude was saying. Both pretty much had the exact same details, even down to why the aliens were doing what they were doing.. One lived it, the other read reports about it. I was like WOW. Even better was when he said that he was on a plane with JFK, and they gave him a file with UFO @#$%. JFK looked at him and said,"Can you belive this #$^&"

Check those videos out, conspiracy's galore. The girl is goof ball, who'll believe anything she's told. The guy is okay though.

 

Jabbadabbado will like this one:

Apparently there's a conspiracy theory going around that the new iPhone6's are contaminated with the Ebola Virus.

 

Is it because of that new state-of-the-art manufacturing facility Foxconn built in the slums of Monrovia?

 

Hollow Earth

 

Yeah, Mystara is awesome.

... Wait, wrong thread.

 

World War 2 was a hoax. The whole thing.

 

My nephew apparently told my mom the other day that he came across something on the Internet that claimed McDonald's used human meat in their hamburgers.

 

Soylent green burgers...

 

One of my personal favorites is The Denver Airport Sits On Top Of Some Kind Of Illuminati/CIA/Government Secret Base.

Granted, having been there, I can certainly say there's room for one. The airport literally sits on this massive swath of land a fair distance from the city center and has an underground rail system. But I'm fairly certain that's just because there's a $$@#-ton of of massive swaths of land in Colorado. We Americans just aren't used to these giant showy airport hubs.

 

I love those because they usually rely on cryptoracism. "Strange markings! What could their sinister meaning be?! It's not like there's some kind of Native American language that they could correspond to, that'd be ridiculous."

 

And don't forget that from the air it looks like a giant Swastika. I knew Hitler wasn't dead, he went underground with reptoids. Curse you scaly monsters is there nothing safe from your claws

 

I'm a big fan of all hidden underground base "theories".

 

do you know about Dulce Underground Base in New Mexico and what happened there?

 

The Planet Niberu thing was pretty great back in 2009.

 

What about the Mayans' grand conspiracy theory to make nearly everybody think the world was coming to an end in 2012?