Favorite EU and Movie lines.

I know this has been done before, but I can't find the thread, so I figured we could start it back up again.

 

I have so many favorite lines..
"You're not going to the dark side on my watch. Do it on Luke's" -Corran, Rebirth
and, oh yeah, "Leia? are you crazy? You're not that good with that thing!" -Han, SBS (when Leia's whips out her lightsaber) hehe
wait one more, "Jacen's probably collecting again." Anakin, BP (even though I'm probably the only one who GETS that line...)

 

How about the whole X-wing series? LOL, Wedge and Wes have SOOO many funny lines.

 

How 'bout Kyp's whole speach to Jaina in Rebirth. My fav is at the end: "We are the New Jedi Order, and this is our war."

 

''Ah...but it was so artistically done.''
Grand Admiral Thrawn. Y'gotta love 'im.

Vader's revelation that he was Luke's father was, & shall remain, however, the ultimate star wars line.

 

"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?" - Leia, A New Hope

"Jedi for Jedi!" - Kyp, Conquest

 

I'll exclude the obvious X-Wing ones, and post some Kyp-related ones:

"You're crazy kid" -Han
"Just determined- and it's worked to my advantage before" -Kyp

"Those who do good things often have many enemies" -Kyp

"Stay out of my head, spoonbender." -Fen

"Be true to yourself. That's the only pointer you'll ever need." -Kyp

 

The whole sequence in Starfighters of Adumar when Janson explains the "Wedge Purge" put me in stitches.

Thrawn's death was by far one of the best.

Ton Phanan had a few great ones too, but one of my favorites was when Piggy says "pirates." And Phanan goes. . . "Pirates to you too, is that a new greeting? Something Gamorrean? Well, scaborous pirates to you this morning."

Often overlooked is Han Solo in DarkSaber, when he gets out of hyperspace at Yavin 4 and the Super Star Destroyer is there, and he goes "What the- It's not my fault!"

 

or how about when Han says to Zsinj:

"You can Kiss my Wookie" just before Iron Fist is destroyed

 

Definitly the one Thrawn said before dying.

 

oh i have so many! no time for them all just now, i'll list a few:

"There's no time to discuss this in committee!" -Han "I am not a committee!" -Leia

"You're not going to make this easy on me, are you?" -Luke "When have I ever made things easy on you?" -Mara

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!" -Leia

i'll post more later, so keep this thread up where i can find it!!!

 

Terranix!!! you took mine!!! hahahaha look at my sig... thrawn's last line is definelty the best.

but i have one more favorite... just look at my sig for the other

 

han solo corelian trilogy "sure come in chech out the bar, its free, yep there she goes"

 

1. I have to agree with GA Thrawn's last words. If you've never heard him on the audio book for the Last Command, it's awesome.
2. anything Han and Leia said to each other during the escape from the Death Star ("When you came into this place did you have a plan for getting out?" "You came in that? You're braver than I thought!")
3. Nom Anor's quote that I've seen on lots of signatures about Mara "why aren't you dead?"
Speaking of quotes, I'd like to nominate Yoda's "there is no try" quote for the most overused in the EU. Are there any books that don't include it? Maybe in the X-wing series? I keep waiting for the Vong to say it to each other.
Good thread by the way.

 

you all over looked yoda's classic line. "do..or do not..there is no try." i had another one, and now i forget it. OH! "Yub, Yub, comander." and i am sure i'll be adding more, but i'm just drawing a blank. there's also the one in my sig.
~Mira

 

"You can kiss my Wookiee!" That was a great line.

or

"Hey, it's me" Another great line by Solo

 

"You can kiss my wookie" is not as good as

Leia: "I'd just as soon kiss a wookie."
Han: "I can arrainge that! YOU COULD USE A GOOD KISS!"

 

Probsbly my fav line is when Janson is boucing on the bed in the X-wing series, and he smacks his head and curses, and then that guy who's talking to him (forget the name) goes " I'm taking lessons from an 8 year old". Great stuff Janson

 

check my sig.


"would you approach two naked men smeared in ewok food?"

 

ok, here's some more:

"You just *kissed* me, and now you want me to clear my mind?" -Tahiri, Rebirth

"Should I have left you two unchaperoned?" -Corran Horn, Rebirth

"And I always thought the reason you left Tatooine was to join the Rebellion and save the galaxy." -Mara "No it was the food--definately the food." -Luke, Star by Star

"Kiss my Wookiee!" -Han (i forget which book)

oooohhh there's so many more

 

I like the one in I, Jedi where the person is like, "Death has come to (whatever planet they're on), and it brought a lightsaber with it.

 

Way too many, but I have to agree with Phanan's quote to Piggy about "pirates" being a new greeting. I almost forgot about that one, it just struck me so funny when I read it that I couldn't stop laughing. And of course, almost everything said during the " 'real' Lieutenant Kettch(sp?) feeding incident" hehehe and anything about "Yub, yub Commander."
And way too many quotes in NJO.

 

oh yeah, i also loved when Corran was trying to quit the Jedi order before the Ithor incident, and Luke told him that he couldn't quit, and so Corran was like, okay, then kick me out. i don't agree with some of your ideas, and... these robes chafe... (sorry i'd quote it but it's too late at night for me to remember which book it was)

i just love Corran. he's got some of the best wise cracks we need more Jedi with senses of humor.

 

HAHAHA!!! chafing robes!! brilliant.