Buff, NY Favorite movie lines

Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss? Why do you have that?

 

Did you HEAR that?! (from Elf)

 

Hotel Manager:
Just where do you guys think you are?

Jay O'Neill:
The Library of Congress?

Rudy:
Detroit?

Brad Mollin:
Beyond the sun?

Rick Gassko:
Any of those right?

 

Are you out of your vulcan mind?!

 

Rick Gassko:
What the Hell are you doing?
Brad Mollin:
I'm slashing my wrists.
Rick Gassko:
With an electric razor?
Brad Mollin:
Yeah, I know, I couldn't find any razor blades.

 

All right, dammit! It's Genesis! The name of the place we're going is GENESIS!

 

Rick Gassko:
Diagnosis?
Dr. Stan Gassko:
Medically speaking?
Rick Gassko:
Yeah.
Dr. Stan Gassko:
Whacked out of his brains on drugs.

 

This is where the fun begins, Saavik. - You're just like your father, so human.

 

Attention passengers, we are now departing Nun Central, on our journey to Hell and beyond. The Captain has turned off the "No Smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel school bus.

 

Genesis allowed is not. Is planet forbidden!

 

Brad Mollin:
You wanna share this?
Rick Gassko:
Oh gee, two on a Quaalude, that's bad luck.

 

Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth: C'est la Vie.

 

Rudy:
Where's the women?! Wait, there's no women here!
Jay O'Neill:
Rudy, one thing at a time.
Rudy:
Sex is my one thing--I'm good at it.

 

This isn't reality. This is fantasy.

 

You're a pimp?! You look like Gandhi!

 

This business about Spock and McCoy.. Honestly, I never understood Vulcan mysticism...

 

I think if I really apply myself I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch.

 

How can you be deaf with ears like that?

 

This is definitely the food prison riots are made of.

 

The Kobayashi Maru has set sail for the promised land.

 

Mr. Thompson:
Rick, I knew you were a vial, disgusting, degenerate, but bestiality? This goes beyond my wildest dreams!
Rick Gassko:
Yeah, well, I like to stretch myself on occasion.

 

I am not complaining, but I usually don't like my filth this clean.

 

A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her.

 

what you had to do; what you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance for life

 

What meal would be complete without a little dead meat? Yes, America's favorite food: dead animal flesh.