Favorite movie lines

The bureaucratic mind is the only constant in the universe. We'll get a garbage scow.

They write about cases like these in the private eye handbook, honey. Something about a ten foot pole.

Excuse me...we are looking for the naval base in Alameda. It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.

Have a Twinkee, snapperhead.

Chemotherapy. My God, what is this, the Dark Ages?

I may have carried your soul, but I could never fill your shoes.

I'm so terrifical, I even had my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.

Now you pay . . . it's called Citizen's Castration.

They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales!

You're just in time to see what I refer to as: solving the case. It's cute. I think you'll like it.

Whenever he says anything, you say, "right," Brett. You know that?

Its got a wonderful defense mechanism--you don't dare kill it.

what did he mean *exact change* ???

What's the matter? The food ain't that bad, baby.

Him? He's harmless! Back in the sixties he was part of the free Speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.

It's not coming off, without tearing his face off with it.

He can help you. He was meant to help you.

Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Why do you wear that stupid man suit?

My uncle had probate once, he had to take pills for it.

"I've got 10 to 12 beers, they're on ice right now man! They're yours..."

Click to watch the trailer for: Tucker & Dale vs Evil
With any luck, this movie will be as good as the trailer!

Immortal? You're not immortal. I must have heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim.
Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.

put that away you are gonna scare the kids

Things that make you go.....blagghhhghghh

Water is wet... the sky is blue... Women have secrets... Who gives A ****

I told them we already got one.....