Buff, NY Favorite movie lines

I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant, the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer Colonel Nathan R. Jessup and the Lord our God.

 

"If there is anything I can do make your night more enjoyable just let me know."
"Yeah, there is one thing. You see that little pipsqueak in the back over there?"
"The kid over there?"
"Yeah, the skinny little ----. He's getting on my nerves!"
"No problem. Gino, Rocco, take care of it."

 

"Why don't you just sit there and bleed for a while before you taste some real pain."

 

Kelly: Well Oddball, what do you think?
Oddball: It's a wasted trip baby. Nobody said nothing about locking horns with no Tigers.
Big Joe: Hey look, you just keep them Tigers busy and we'll take care of the rest.
Oddball: The only way I got to keep them Tigers busy is to LET THEM SHOOT HOLES IN ME!
Crapgame: Hey, Oddball, this is your hour of glory. And you're chickening out!
Oddball: To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.

 

"You gonna bark all day little doggie... or are you gonna bite?"

 

"How about a magic trick?"
"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear."
"Ta-daa!! It's...it's gone!"

 

By Grabthar's hammer what a savings...

 

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

You got a lot of nerve the way you talk to the mayor, and McKay.


They're wrong and stupid.

 

Does he ever wear a shirt?

 

There are old pilots and there are bold pilots...but there are very few old bold pilots.

 

See this? This ... is my BOOM stick!

 

I am invincible!!!
- Boris Grishenko

 

"You call him Doctor Jones... lady"

 

Has anyone ever thrown up on the track?

 

It means be advised that I'm mean, nasty, and tired!

 

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

 

"I... am Optimus Prime"

 

"Great stuck in a elevator with five guys and a high protein diet."
"Thank you sir. You look very nice today. It's the green, it brings out the seriousness in your eyes."
Wade Wilson aka Deadpool

 

"Stronger? You see? You see! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!"

 

"Never start with the head the victim gets all fuzzy, he can't feel the next...See."
"See I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve."

 

be afraid... be very afraid...

 

"Look lady I only speak two languages English and Bad English."

 

You're muckin' with a G here, pal!

 

Yeehaawww jesters dead!!!!