Favorite Movie Quotes

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  1. Jedi_Knight150 Jedi Master

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    Quotes from Dune:

    Paul: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fears path, and only I will remain.

    Alia: And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderack!
  2. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    From the movie Air Force One:

    President James Marshall: "Did you hear my speech?"
    Grace Marshall: "Yeah."
    President James Marshall: "Yeah?"
    Grace Marshall: "You're gonna get yourself re-elected."
    President James Marshall: "That's what I keep telling them."

    General Northwood: "Nobody does this to the United States. The President will get his baseball glove back and play catch with this guy's balls!"

    President James Marshall: "Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice."

    Grace Marshall: "She couldn't stay your little girl forever Jim."
    President James Marshall: "I know. But I was hopeing she could wait untill she was 14 or 15... or 50."
  3. Jedi_Knight150 Jedi Master

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    Quotes from Underworld:
    [Showing him round the room where the vampires interrogate the Lycans]
    Selene: Lycans are allergic to silver. We have to get the bullets out quickly, or they end up dying on us during questioning.
    Michael Corvin: What happens to them afterward?
    Selene: We put the bullets back in.

    Assorted quotes from FOTR:

    Aragorn: Are you frightened?
    Frodo: Yes.
    Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.

    Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

    Arwen: If you want him, come and claim him!

    Arwen: What's this? A Ranger, caught off his guard?

    Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
    Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

    Frodo: If you ask it of me, I will give you the One Ring.
    Galadriel: You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the Sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!
    [she stops]
    Galadriel: I pass the test. I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.

    Frodo: I cannot do this alone.
    Galadriel: You are a Ring-bearer, Frodo. To bear a Ring of Power is to be alone. This task was appointed to you, and if you do not find a way, no one will.

    Aragorn: They were once men - great kings of men. Then Sauron the deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one they've fallen into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Ring, drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you.
  4. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    Quotes from the movie Speed:

    Howard: "You know what a bomb is that doesn?t explode? It?s a cheap gold watch!"
    Jack: "You?re crazy."
    Howard: (now with his hostage money) "Poor people are crazy, Jack. I?m eccentric."

    Annie: (explaining why she?s riding the bus instead of driving herself) "I had my driver?s licence revoked."
    Jack: "For what?"
    Annie: "Speeding."

    Jack: "Can you handle this bus?"
    Annie: "Oh sure, it?s just like driving a big Pinto."

    Howard: "There will come a time, boy, when you?ll wish you never met me."
    Jack: "I?m already there."
  5. Jedi_Knight150 Jedi Master

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    Quote from Reign of Fire:

    [After acting out a scene from Star Wars Episode 5]
    Child: Did you make that up?
    Quinn Abercromby: Of course I did
  6. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off":

    Ben Stein: "Adams? (Here.) Adamley? (Here!) Adamowski? Adamson? (Here.) Adler? (Here.) Anderson? Anderson?(Here!) Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
    Simone: "Uhm, he?s sick. My best friend?s sister?s boyfriend?s brother?s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who?s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty-One Flavors last night. I guess its pretty serious."
    Ben Stein: "Thank you, Simone."
    Simone: "No problem whatsoever."

    Ferris: "If anybody needs a day off its Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can?t be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate?ll kill him."
    Cameron: "When Cameron was in Egypt?s land... Let my.. Cameron.. go..."
    Ferris: "Pardon my French but Cameron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you?d have a diamond."

    Ferris: "I?m so disappointed in Cameron. Twenty bucks says he?s sitting in his car debating about whether or not he should go out."
    Cameron: "He?ll keep calling me... He?ll keep calling me until I come over. He?ll make me feel guilty... This- this is ridiculous. Okay, I?ll go I?ll go I?ll go I?ll go I?ll go I?ll go I?ll go. S***. Aghhhhhh! Forget it, thats it."
  7. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    from the movie Back to the Future:

    George McFly: "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."

    Marty McFly: "Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"
    Doctor Emmet Brown: "The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"

    Lou: "You gonna order something, kid?"
    Marty McFly: "Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab."
    Lou: Tab? "I can't give you a tab unless you order something!"
    Marty McFly: "Alright, give me a Pepsi Free."
    Lou: "You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it!"

    *the correct phrase is "So why don't you make like a tree and leave"*
    Biff Tannen: "So why don't you make like a tree and get outta here."
  8. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    from the movie Finding Nemo:

    Sharks: [reciting] "I am a nice, friendly shark. Not a fish-eating monster. Fish are our friends, not food."

    Sheldon: "I'm H2O intolerant." [sneezes]

    Nigel: "Hi there. Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat."

    Chum: Dolphins! "They think they're so cute! Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you!"

    Marlin: "Oooh, my stomach..."
    Crush: "Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it."
  9. -Raldayen- Jedi Knight

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    *Reservoir Dogs*

    "Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde to Mr. White

    *Monty Python and the Holy Grail*

    French soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggits!

    Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
    Villager: Well, she turned me into a newt!
    Bedevere: A newt?
    Villager: I got better
  10. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    Happy Gilmore:

    Happy: "Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass."

    Happy: "Haha...send him home. I just send him home. Time to go home there, ball. (putts and misses) Why didn't you just go HOME! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?? ANSWER ME!!"

    Shooter: "Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say!"
    Happy: "How 'bout I just go eat some hay? I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. What do you say?"
  11. TheFoolWhoFollowsHim Jedi Youngling

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    Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

    Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
  12. Dex1138 Jedi Master

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    "The price is wrong, Bob."
  13. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    Here's a little "old school" quoting from the movie Casablanca:

    Ilsa Lund: "Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake."

    Rick Blaine: "Here's looking at you, kid."

    Major Heinrich Strasser: "What is your nationality?"
    Rick Blaine: "I'm a drunkard."
    Captain Louis Renault: "That makes Rick a citizen of the world."

    Rick Blaine: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

    Rick Blaine: "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
  14. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    from National Lampoon's Vacation:

    Motorcycle Cop: "Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you could say police brutality."

    Cousin Vicki: "I'm going steady, and I French kiss."
    Audrey Griswold: "So, everybody does that."
    Cousin Vicki: "Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it."

    Aunt Edna: "You were the one's who sent me the fruit cake for Christmas. It made me so sick."
    Ellen Griswold: "Oh, I'm sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruit cake."
    Aunt Edna: "You enjoy throwing up every five minutes, Claud?"
  15. Jedi_Knight150 Jedi Master

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    "You know, I'm not a violent man, but I really do think I'm going to have to kill someone here." -Patrick Stewart, Masterminds
  16. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    from "Independence Day":

    Capt. Hiller: "You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But nooooo....you got me out here, draggin' yo heavy ass, through the burning desert, with your dredlocks hangin' out my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude....actin' all big and bad. AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!? RRRAAAARRRGH! I could have been at a barbecue!!!"

    Capt. Hiller: "I have GOT to get me one of THESE!"

    Capt. Hiller: "Ah, I ain't heard no fat lady!"
    David: "Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Just drive us out of here!"
  17. Jedi_Knight150 Jedi Master

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    An oldie, back when Eddie Murphy was a good actor.

    "The Golden Child":

    Chandler: Well I am dreaming, so I can pretty much say anything and get away with it. So I think I'll say, from the bottom of my heart, kiss my @$$. Kiss my @$$! [Makes kissing sounds]

    Chinese Man: Yak Loin.
    Chandler: What is it?
    Chinese Man: Yak Loin. Good to keep the yang up.
    Chandler: Ain't nothin' wrong with my yang.

    Chandler Jarrell: Hey, wait a second, you took a hundred. You took the hundred. No, that's, no. See, one dollar. See, one dollar's for you. See the George Washington. That's Benjamin Franklin, that's not happening. You just, you got the wrong money . . . can I have my money back? And, you gave me the wrong necklace, too.
    The Old Man: You're breaking my heart, @$$wipe.
    Chandler Jarrell: Oh, you speak English just fine.

    Chandler Jarrell: Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife; and only a man whose @$$ is narrow can make it down these steps. If mine is such an @$$, then I shall have it!
  18. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    from the movie X2:

    Logan: "Got any beer?"
    Bobby: "This is a school."
    Logan: "So that's a no?"
    Bobby: "Yeah, that's a no."
    Logan: "Well do you have anything other than chocolate milk?"

    Police man: "Put the knives down and get on the ground."
    Logan: "I can't."

    Logan: "How long have you been here?"
    Bobby: "Couple of years, its not so bad."
    Logan: "What about your parents, they just ship you off to mutant school?"
    Bobby: "Actually my parents think this is a prep school."
    Logan: "Lots of prep school have their own campus, dorms, kitchens..."
    Bobby: "Jets."
  19. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    The Truman Show:

    Truman: "The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm!"

    Christof: "We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented."

    Sylvia: "Look at what you've done to him!"
    Christof: "I have given Truman the chance to lead a normal life. The world, the place you live in, is the sick place."

    Network Executive: "For God's sake, Chris! The whole world is watching. We can't let him die in front of a live audience!"
    Christof: "He was born in front of a live audience."

    Christof: "Listen to me, Truman. You can leave if you want, I won't try to stop you. But you won't survive out there. You don't know what to do, where to go."
    Truman: "I have a map."
    Christof: "Truman, I've watched you your whole life, I saw you taking your first step, your first word, your first kiss. I know you better than you know yourself. You are not going to walk out that door."
    Truman: "You never had a camera inside my head."
  20. Blackpadme Jedi Padawan

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    EpisodenII: "This party's over!!1" -Mace Windu

    Home Alone II: "My dad says that he didn't come all the way to New York to get his naked rear end spied on." -Kevin McAllister
  21. Mandalorian_Warrior Jedi Knight

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    Goonies and Back to the Future are full of them.

    "Ye intruders beware..."

    heres a stretch,
    Encino Man, "A no weezin' the juiiuuiiccee"
  22. TK7771 Jedi Master

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    "Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"- The Joker

    "This town needs an enema"-The Joker


    "Misletoe can be dangerous is you eat it.."-Batman
    "A kiss can be deadlier if you mean it"- CatWomen
  23. Darth Dowe Jedi Master

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    Oh, Michelle, how I [face_love] you!
  24. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    Terence Mann: "The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But, baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again."
  25. Mandalorian_Warrior Jedi Knight

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    How could we forget Ghostbusters,

    " Aim for the flat top"
    " Ok, who brought the dog"
    " A bear, in the apartment..."
    " I can't, i thinks its a little too crowded in there right now"
    " I collect spores molds and fungus"
    " Are you a god?.. Then DIE!"
    Dana: " Oh thats the bedroom, but nothing ever happens in there."
    Venkman: " What a crime.."

    " We're going about this all wrong, this guys a sailor, hes in New York, we get him laid and we shouldn't have any problems"

    And so many more...
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