Favorite Movie Quotes

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  1. Mandalorian_Warrior Jedi Knight

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    What about Ghostbusters 2!?

    Poha: Everything you're doing is bad. I just want to let you know this.

    Ray: You mean you never ahd a slinky?
    Egon: I had part of a slinky, but I straightended it.

    Vigo: I, Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia, the sorrow of Moldavia, command you. (My friends and I always mess this one up, it's a quite funny line to us)

    Lawyer: Mr. Venkman, could you please explain why you were digging a hole in the middle of First Avenue?
    Venkman: Well there's so many holes in Frist Avenue we didn't really think anyone would notice.

    Venkman: Suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostbusters.

    Venkman: I ebt the chicks dig that alrge cranium of yours.
    Egon: I think they'd be more interested in my epididymus?

    Janine: So do you live alone?
    Louis: I used to have a roommate, but my mom moved to Florida.

    Producer: Nobody's taking you seriously, they think you're a fraud.
    Venkman: I AM a fraud!

    And of course, from Airplane!, who could forget the jive dudes?

    First Jive Dude: **** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
    Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
    First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
    Second Jive Dude: UH...
    First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
    Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
    First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
    First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
    First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
  2. Ryno Jedi Master

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    Once again, can we PLEASE try and not use profanity in this thread. I'd like to keep our boards as Mod free as possible. Thanks.
  3. TK7771 Jedi Master

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    Tsk..Tsk...Tsk.. You know better [face_mischief]
  4. Mandalorian_Warrior Jedi Knight

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    Omg,haha, I DO know better.
    I just saw this now, this may sound dumb but Sunday night I was at my friends house after the pats game and was watching ghostbusters 2 and we were on the boards on my name and I allowed him to use my name to post some quotes since he wanted to follow up the ghostbusters quotes I had.
    Sorry about this, haha, hes just not familiar with the rules. whatever.

    Edit: Or it looks like he posted it today, I must have still been logged in,???, I gotta find out exactly whats going on. Sorry for the outrageousness.
  5. Dex1138 Jedi Master

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    "Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive."
  6. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    "I'm Detective Carter" (rolls eyes) "DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?"

    "Don't EVER touch a black man's radio, you can get yourself killed doin' that"

    "I don't understand what you be sayin'"
  7. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    From the movie Shrek:

    [Shrek runs off to find the Donkey.] Shrek: I've got to save my ass!
    Princess Fiona: What kind of knight are you?
    Shrek: One of a kind.

    Magic Mirror [talking about Snow White]: She lives with seven men, but she's not easy.

    Donkey: Hi, princess!
    Princess Fiona: It talks.
    Shrek: Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the hard part.

    Lord Farquaad: Some of you are going to die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

    Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
    Donkey: They both smell?
    Shrek: NO! They have LAYERS. There's more to us underneath. So, ogres are like onions.
    Donkey: Yeah, but nobody LIKES onions!
  8. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    quotes from Shrek 2:

    Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
    Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!

    Donkey: Just lie and say that you're wearing lady's underwear.
    Pinocchio: Um, Ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
    [silence]
    Shrek: Are you wearing ladies underwear?
    Pinocchio: I most certainly am not
    [nose extends]
    Shrek: Yeah you are.
    Pinocchio: No I'm not.
    [nose extends]
    Shrek: What kind are you wearing?
    Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!

    Gingerbread Man: It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!

    Donkey: [to Puss-in-Boots] The position of annoying talking animal has been filled.

    Donkey: Don't I have the right to remain silent?
    Shrek: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.
  9. WHAT_OBSESSION_88 Jedi Padawan

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  10. TIEace Jedi Grand Master

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    They call it a Royale with cheese.


    It's time to stop now, Mac.
    It is...time to stop now...Mac?

    I want to see plenty of beach in between men. One man's a waste of ammo. Five men is an opportunity. (might not be exact)

    Captain, your mother would be very upset if she saw you do that.
    I thought you were my mother.

    The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
  11. BellaSabrina Jedi Master

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    "It's better to have a gun and not need it then to need a gun and not have it."--True Romance
  12. Reaper63 Force Ghost

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    You wanna Jump? I wanna Jump, Come on, Let's Jump!!

  13. Jeffbacca Jedi Knight

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    "That still only counts as one!"
  14. Jedi_Outcast77 Jedi Master

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    Legolas: "Final count - 42."
    Gimli: "42? That's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43."
    [Legolas shoots the orc that Gimli is sitting on]
    Legolas: "43."
    Gimli: He was already dead!"
    Legolas: "He was twitching!?"
    Gimli: "He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
  15. DarthDeadite Jedi Knight

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    "This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

    "If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla."

    "Except for when they were having sex, Marla and Tyler were never in the same room at the same time. My parents did this same trick for years."

    All from Fight Club.
  16. kamsolusar2000 Jedi Padawan

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    days of thunder...nice, I just saw nascar 3d a imax....it was sweet
  17. Rogue-Girl Jedi Knight

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    Ferris: "I?m so disappointed in Cameron. Twenty bucks says he?s sitting in his car debating about whether or not he should go out."
    (cut to cameron in his car)
    Cameron: "He?ll keep calling me... He?ll keep calling me until I come over. He?ll make me feel guilty... This- this is ridiculous. Okay, I?ll go I?ll go I?ll go I?ll go I?ll go I?ll go I?ll go. S***. Aghhhhhh! Forget it, thats it."

    Chunk : "Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!"
    Mikey : "More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom."
    Brandon Walsh : "More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?"
    Mouth : "Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?"
    Chunk : "Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did."

    'Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.'
    'What a coach.' -Better Off Dead
  18. Dex1138 Jedi Master

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    "He was putting his testicles on me."
    "I think you mean tentacles."
    - Better Off Dead

    "It's good to be the king!"
    "I give you these fifteen (*crash*) ten commandments."
    - History of the World Pt 1
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