MN Favorite non-SW movie quotes! version 2.0

Well, I decided I wanted to up my quote thread today, but when I found it, I saw that it was locked. So... here we go again...

You shall not pass!!!

~*~Bria

 

"Which came first? The music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns or playing violent video games, like some culture of violence is going to take them over. They don't worry about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, sorrow. Am I miserable because I listen to Pop music or do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable?" -John Cusack, High Fidelity.

?Yes, I had come to live a penniless existence. I had come to write about Truth, Beauty, Freedom and that which I believed in above all things?love.?
?Always this ridiculous obsession with love!?
?There was only one problem?I had never been in love. Luckily, right at that moment an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof. He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun.? -Christian and his Father, Moulin Rouge.

?You have no idea how glad I am I didn?t kill you!?
?Do you have any idea how glad I?d be if you had??
-Del and Neil, Planes, Trains and Automobiles

?I really had no idea those beer cans were going to blow like that.?
?They were on a vibrating bed. What did you think was going to happen??
-Del and Neil, Planes, Trains and Automobiles

[In bed together.]
?Del, why did you just kiss my ear??
?Why are you holding my hand??
?Where?s your other hand??
?In between two pillows.?
?THOSE AREN?T PILLOWS!!!?
-Neil and Del, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

?Hey, how come you get a social worker? I?m the one with stigmata.? ?Milhouse, The Simpsons.


There, that should satisfy the quote hungry for awhile...

 

"I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi - how ******** good is that?" -Ewan McGregor



My new favorite all time quote...I even added it to my sig.


Hey it's technically not from the movies.

 

Eep... my first quote was by Gandolf the Grey, LOTRs. But everyone knew that of course.

Tival: Apes are afraid of water. They can't swim.
Ari: We drown!
Daena: Which is why every day we pray for rain.
~Planet of the Apes ('01)

~*~Bria

 

Hehe. I love that Ewan McGregor quote. Read that article too. Last night I went on a binge of trying to read and find all the Ep. 2 stuff I could. Very entertaining.

 

It's working.... it's working!!!

No that isn't a Star Wars quote (well, it is but it was a reference to another film ) Elliot in E.T.

~*~Bria

 

Sheila: "You thought me beautiful once."
Ash: "Honey, you got real ugly."
~Army of Darkness.

"With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy."
~Fight Club.

Jajuka: "Let him die. Let that young man's soul be releved from the sufferings of war. Death was what he sought after. Death is peace."
~Escaflowne Movie.

 

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?

Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.
~Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

That's saying something...

~*~Bria

 

"You are my biggest fan." - That Thing You Do

"The line must be drawn here!" - Star Trek: First Contact

(The next one is from a TV show, but it's a TV show spun off from a movie, so I'm going to include it )
Jack: "What do you think of him, Teal'C?"
Teal'C: "I think he is concealing something."
Jack: "What?"
Teal'C: "I do not know. He is concealing it."
-Stargate SG-1

"If do right, no can defense" - The Karate Kid

"Surely, you can't be serious!"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
-Airplane

 

Sam: I was not dropping no eaves.
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Gandalf: What did you hear??

Sam: Nothing important! That is, something about a ring, and a dark lord, and the end of the world.

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Pippin: What's for breakfast?
Merry: We've had it
Pippin: What about second breakfast? Lunch? Tea? Supper? Dinner? Has he heard of those Merry?

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Merry: It's a shortcut!
Sam: A shortcut to what?
Pippin: Mushrooms!

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Gandolf: A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He always arrives exactly when he is supposed to.
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Gimly: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

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Bilbo: ...and I like half of you, half as well as I should.

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Sam: I made a promise, Mr. Frodo. A promise. 'Don't you lose him, Samwise Gamgee' And I don't mean to... I don't mean to.

All from LOTR: FOTR of course.

~*~Bria

 

Geez Bria, how many times have you seen FOTR?

"Now Dib, I leave you to your..."

"Moosey Fate! Say Moosey Fate!"

"Your Moosey Fate."
-Dib and Gir, Invader Zim.

"No, you can't die from insomnia."

"What about narcolepsey? I wake up in strange places and I have no idea how I got there."
-Doctor and Jack, Fight Club.

"What's that?"
"It's a pint."
"They come in pints?! I'm getting one!"
-FOTR.

 

Only twice. My second showing was with Jo, and it was either her fourth or her fifth.

Anyway...

Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY!

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French Knight: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

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Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man.
Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis."
Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman," but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice! And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

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Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays...]
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

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Dennis: Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!

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Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI!
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"



All from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

~*~Bria

 

My memory's fuzzy, so this may not be an exact quote, but it's Russell Crowe's from A Beautiful Mind:

"I'm perfectly balanced...I've got a chip on both shoulders."

 

Mikey: Goonies never say die!

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Chunk: It was the most amazing thing I ever saw.

Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom.

Brand: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire,right?

Mouth: Yeah and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's Pizza,right?

Chunk: Ok Brand,Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house....to use the bathroom. But his sister did!

~The Goonies, another Sean Astin flick

~*~Bria

 

"Like the time you called to report about the Iranian terrorists that were taking over all the Sizzler steakhouses? Or the time you called about the little green monsters that multiply when you throw water on them?"

-Sherrif, The Goonies, with the obligatory Gremlins refernece hidden within.

 

Special Agent Dale Cooper: Harry, I really have to urinate.

"Twin Peaks"

Not a movie quote, but it cracks me up.

 

Xand... you chose that icon on purpose?

Mr. Turkentine: I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.

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Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

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Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: That's 105 percent!

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Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries!

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Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

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Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?
Willy Wonka: Well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day, so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they?

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Mr. Salt: Wonka! Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

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~Willy Wonka, obviously.

~*~Bria

 

No, Bria, I picked one at random...

Of course I purposefully chose that one. It's my little Natalie tribute. She and I have the exact same birthday, you know.

?The games up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.?
?Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
?It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the study. Two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one for the singing telegram.?
?That's not six.?
?One plus two plus two plus one.?
?Uh, uh. There was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus ONE plus one.?
?Even if you are right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus TWO plus one plus one.?
?Okay, fine. One plus two plus one-- Shut up!?
-Miss Scarlet and Wadsworth, Clue.

Clue is an awesome movie.

 

I know you share the same birthday. Thanks for picking my little icon.

Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Wow! Theres a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.

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The Genii: It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp!

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Genii: Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, thank you, good bye. Now, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh you sure fooled me. Now about my 3 wishes.
Genii: Dost my ears deceive me? 3? You are down by one, boy.
Aladdin: Ah no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
Genii: Oh. Well I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies.

~Aladdin

Susan: I want to spend the night with you.
Josh: Do you mean sleep over?
Susan: Well... yeah!
Josh: Well, okay... but I get to be on top!
~Big


~*~Bria

 

Bubba you have extremely good taste in TV shows if I do say so myself.

Alright, so I'm not completely disobeying the rules of this thread, here's a quote for ya:

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Fth-fth-fth-fth-fth."

- Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

That cheery enough for you Bria? Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt your and Xand's private conversation.

 

Well, Here's what maturity does to you...

That quote from Big now has a whole new layer to it...just from reading it and not remembering there was bunkbed in the apartment.

[Ben Affleck is getting his shots.]
"Did I stick you a little too far?"

"I think you hit the bone there!"

-Pearl Harbor

 

Willie Scott-"you know how to fly don't you?"
Indy -"No, Do you?" *pause* "How hard can it be?"

~ Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom



Henry Jones Sr.-"What?, I am as able as the next man."
Henry Jones Jr.(Indy)-"I 'was' the next man."


~ Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.


Superman-"Easy Miss, I got you."
Lois Lane-"You got me? Who's Got you?"

~ Superman the Movie.


Peter Vekman-"Go get her Ray!"

Winston Zettamore-"Ray! When someone asks you if your a God, you say Yes!."

~ Ghostbusters

 

Yes, Nate, I know. I just love LOL scenes where one person is talking about one thing, and the other something completely different. No wonder I like the "elephant scene" in MR.

Now here's one for you.... Hehehehe....

Debbie Stone: We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else.
Dave Hanson: What? What?
Mike Tobacco: It was a space ship. And there was theese things, theese killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!
~Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Clever names those ppls had, eh? I actually saw the DVD for sale at Sam's Club when I was shopping for my DVD player!

~*~Bria

 

No time for love, Dr. Jones!

 

"We've come for your daughter, Chuck." - Beetleguese

"Man, there's not a year goes by...That I don't read about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid...That could've been easily avoided had some parent-- I don't care which one--But some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!" - Mallrats