MN Favorite non-SW movie quotes!

I'm not sure there's such a thing as a MiG 28, but oh well..

"Stranges thing.."
McManus, The Usual Suspects

 

There isn't? *shrug* Oh well. That's not the point. I still like the quote.

Ray Stantz: You know, it just occured to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
Egon Spengler: I blame myself.
Peter Venkman: So do I.
Ray Stantz: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

Ray: I think we better split up.
Egon: Good idea.
Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

Peter: What do you think, Egon?
Egon: I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.
Ray: Hey! Does this pole still work? [slides down a fireman's pole] Wow. This place is great! When can we move in? You gotta try this pole! I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey! We should stay here. Tonight! Sleep here! You know, to try it out!
Peter: I think we'll take it.

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.

Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Peter Venkman: Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're right, no human being would stack books like this.

Dr. Peter Venkman: 24 hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big, no fee is too big.

Janine Melnitz: Do you have any hobbies?
Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
Janine Melnitz: That's very fascinating. I like to read a lot myself.
Egon Spengler: Print is dead.

Doctor Peter Venkmann: Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
Doctor Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

Doctor Raymond Stantz: Where do these stairs go?
Doctor Peter Venkman: They go up.

Doctor Peter Venkman: He slimed me!

Doctor Raymond Stantz: Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
Doctor Egon Spengler: Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
Doctor Peter Venkman: Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost?
Doctor Raymond Stantz: If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals...
Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Doctor Peter Venkman: Ghostbusters!
Doctor Raymond Stantz: Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs.
Doctor Raymond Stantz, Doctor Egon Spengler, Doctor Peter Venkman: We're ready to believe you!

Doctor Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?
Doctor Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie.
~Ghostbusters

~*~Bria

 

"Mr. Anderson!"
-Agent Smith, 'The Matrix'.

 

Love the Ghostbusters quotes...used to have the movie memorized.

I also recognized the "While you were Sleeping" quotes right off...another great film.

 

President Scroob: I told you not to call me here. This is an unlisted wall!

Ralph: I bent my wookiee!!

Hockney: ***k who did it. What I wanna know is who's the gimp?
Keaton: He's okay.
Hockney: Says you. How do I know that? What about it pretzel-man? Whats your story?
Keaton: His name is Verbal, Verbal Kint.
Mcmanus: Verbal?
Keaton: Yeah.
Verbal: Roger really. People say I talk too much.
Hockney: Yeah I was just gonna tell ya to shut up.

Fenster: oh is that the one about the hooker with uh dysentery?

Policeman: what are you saying?
Fenster: I said he'll flip you. flip you. flip you for real. (the hand signals are hilarious)
Policeman: yeah I'm shaking.

Hungarian: HAGA SHLAM!...LATTAMA KEYSER SOZE!!!

Hockney: You guys don't have a ***kin leg to stand on.
Policeman: You think so tough guy. I can put you in Queens on the night of the highjacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself Einstein? Whattaya got a team of monkeys workin around the clock on this?

-the first one is Spaceballs
-the second one is Simpsons
-the rest are from The Usual Suspects

 

Heh, Usual Suspects...great movie!

"I work for Keyser Soze."

Entire cast suddenly has "oh, damn" expressions on their faces..

 

Emperor: The flower that blooms amid adversity is the most rare and beautiful.

Mushu: No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of training. So listen to your teacher and no fighting. Play nice with the other kids unless, of course one of the other kids want to fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.
Mulan: But I don't want to kick the other kid's butt.

Emperor: I've heard a great deal about you, Mulan. You took your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, destroyed my palace... and you have saved us all.Mulan: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Grandmother: Would you like to stay forever?

Emperor: A single grain of rice can tip the scale; one man may be the differance between victory and defeat.

Mushu: My little baby's all grown up... *sniff* and saving China!

Yao: I'm going to hit you so hard it will make your ancestors dizzy.

Mushu: Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.

Mushu: That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

Grandmother: Whoo, she brought home a sword. If you ask me, she should have brought home a man!
Shang: Excuse me, does Fa Mulan live here?
[Grandmother and Mother dumbly point to garden.]
Shang: Thank you.
Grandmother: Whoo! Sign me up for the next war!
~Mulan

~*~Bria

 

"You look good wearing my future."
-Keith, Some Kind of Wonderful.

 

"Football season is over, they have nothing to offer but date rape and AIDS jokes"
Christian Slater in Heathers

 

"S... S... It's not there. Did you look on the briefcase?" "Duh, Samsonite! Of course!!"
~ Dumb and Dumber

 

A few more "Ghostbusters" quotes....

"Listen! You smell something?"

"Are you the Keymaster?"
"No."
>SLAM!<

"We had the tools! We had the talent!"
"It's Miller time!"

"Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

"Okay, so? She's a dog!"

"This is the sign!"
"It's a sign, all right! We're goin' out of business!"


Thom

 

from "Godzilla vs. Destoroyah" (subtitled version I have)

"I didn't expect you to be romantic."
"I don't know how to be romantic. But I don't have a little mad scientist inside me, either."


Thom

 

Here are some favorite lines from The Real Ghostbusters, the cartoon series that was a continuation of Ghostbusters:

Ray: What's the matter with pea-soup green? I have a tuxedo in the color.
Peter: That's why you're such a lonely man, Ray.

I think J. Michael Straczynski wrote that one, but I'm not sure.

Phil

 

"Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded." -Sparky, Bring it On.

[The Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!

Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
-The Goonies.

 

"They're baaaaacccccckkkkkkk!!!"

~That girl in Poltergeist 2

~*~Bria

 

"I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up."

 

And that's from???

~*~Bria

 

Dennis Hopper in Speed!

 

Really? Well, I guess it has been a while since I watched it...

~*~Bria

 

"I don't really smoke. Last year I started chewing the gum, you know? Becuase my friend Donna was trying to quit smoking and she found that the gum was soothing to the nerves, so I started chewing it. Then I got hooked on the gum so this is just to get me off the gum. I'm 10 days off the gum."

"Sounds like a good plan. Next week you'll be on heroin."

~Abby and Buddy, Bounce.

 

Never saw that - but
WHAT A GREAT QUOTE! LOL...

Thanks, Xand

 

Well you should...it's a great movie, although I just ruined the biggest laugh, and even though guys aren't suppossed to say this, Ben Affleck is a cutie in it. Gweneyth Paltrow is too!

 

Chucky: We're friends 'til the end, remember?
Andy: This is the end, friend!

Chucky: Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?
~Child's Play

The Grandson: A book?
Grandpa: That's right. When I was your age, television was called books! And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
The Grandson: Has it got any sports in it?
Grandpa: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
The Grandson: Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.
Grandpa: Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love -- you think this happens every day?

Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Vizzini: Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

Buttercup: You mock my pain!
Westley: Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Buttercup: We'll never survive!
Westley: Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender!
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Buttercup: You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
~The Princess Bride (did I even need to say that )

~*~Bria

 

"that's no moon, it's a space station"
from twister

"i have nipples. can you milk me?"
from meet the parents

"you were supposed to be this colossus, this great legendary thing and yet he gains!...I'm just going to have to get myself a new giant, that's all."
-princess bride

linus: how do you say 'i'm just looking'?
sabrina: "je regarde seulment"
Linus: howdo you say 'I want this'?
Sabrina: "Je voudrais celui-ci"
Linus: how do you say 'i'm looking at what i want.(as he turns to look at her)
-from sabrina with harrison ford

"you mean like a record record record?"
-that thing you do

"X never marks the spot."
"X marks the spot"
-last crusade

 

Leonardo da Vinci: You cannot leave everything to Fate, boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.

Danielle: Forgive me your highness, I did not see you.
Prince Henry: Your aim would suggest otherwise.

Danielle: You, sir, are supposed to be charming.
Prince Henry: And we, princess, are supposed to live happily ever after.
Danielle: Says who?
Prince Henry: You know, I don't know.

Danielle: You, sir, are supposed to be charming.
Prince Henry: And we, princess, are supposed to live happily ever after.
Danielle: Says who?
Prince Henry: You know, I don't know.

Prince Henry: And what happens if the person you're supposed to be with never appears, or she does, and you're too distracted to notice?
Leonardo da Vinci: You learn to pay attention!

Danielle De Barbarac: If you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?

Grand Dame: And though Cinderella and her prince did live happily ever after, the point, gentleman, is that they lived.
~Ever After

~*~Bria