MN Favorite non-SW movie quotes!

"I like the dark. I like the dark! But I hate nature. I hate nature!" -Chunk, The Goonies.

"You guys are self-destructive, you know that?! There's a funny farm with your names written all over it! But I'm getting outta here!...I smell Ice Cream!" -Chunk, The Goonies.

 

Queen Anne: I would rather die!
Cardinal Richelieu: That can be arranged!

King Louis: This world is an uncertain realm, filled with danger. Honor underminded by the pursuit of power, freedom sacrificed when the weak are oppressed by the strong. But there are those who oppose these powerful forces, who dedicate their lives to truth, honor, and freedom. These men are known as Musketeers. Rise, D'Artagnan, and join them.

Guard: Do you intend to resist?
Porthos: Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a minute! [To his comrades:] Five of them, three of us. Hardly seems fair.
Aramis: Maybe we should give them a chance to surrender.
D'Artganan: Excuse me, there's four of us.
Athos: It isn't your fight. You're not a Musketeer.
D'Artagnan: I may not wear the tunic, but I believe I have the heart of a Musketeer.
Porthos: Warrior?
Aramis: Poet!
Athos: You got a name, boy?
D'Artagnan: D'Artagnan.
Athos: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
D'Artagnan: Pleased to meet you again.
Armis: Pleasure.
Porthos: Everyone acquainted?
[The four whirl around and unsheath their swords.]
Porthos: NOW, we are ready to resist you!

Porthos: This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America.
D'Artagnan: There's no queen of America!
Porthos: I beg to differ, infant. We're on quite intimate terms, unless you can prove otherwhise.

Porthos: The picnic was delicious, the wine was excellent, remind me to send the Cardinal a note.

Cardinal Richelieu: One for all and more for me.
~Three Musketeers (as if it wasn't obvious) "1993" version

~*~Bria

 

Doug: You know Kate.
Hale: Yes, I do. And I don't like to see her upset.
Doug: If I was you, I'd invest in blindfolds.

-The Cutting Edge

 

The Cutting Edge. I like that movie.
Here are some more:

Kate: What do you shower once a week?
Doug: Is that an invitation?

Kate: I swear, you let me down and it'll take them a month to count the blade marks on your back.

Doug: Life of the party, huh? Place must be crawling with guys.
Kate: As a matter of fact, I do have a boyfriend.
Doug: Well there's a rough gig, what do you do, keep him chained up in the basement?
Kate: Hale at the moment is working in my father's London office, he's an MBA, Harvard, you may have heard of it they do have a hockey team.
Doug: He must be very smart...I bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away.

Kate: You are an immature ******* of the lowest order.
Doug: If it was forty below and that button meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn't give you the satisfaction! Skate!

Kate: If you're so bored, why don't you read?
Doug: You mean like a book?
Kate: That is the generally accepted format, yes.

Kate: I love you.
Doug: Just remember who said it first.

Doug: I've been meaning to tell you that book you gave me? It's pretty good.
Kate: Really. Using it as a doorstop, or a coaster?
~The Cutting Edge

Michael: How can something so small make so much of something so disgusting?

Michael: She made a doodle. Your turn to change her.
Peter: I'll give you a thousand bucks if you do it.
~Three Men and a Baby

~*~Bria

 

"Don't expect me to grow a heart of gold by the end of this movie or anything."
-Dedee Truitt
"The Opposite of Sex"

"They're called boobs, Ed."
-Erin Brokovich
"Erin Brokovich"

 

"You're like a lobster in a pot. You're thrilled the water is getting all toasty."
~Lucia, The Opposite of Sex.

 

Doug: I've been doin' a little figure-skating.
Man: Finger-painting?

 

Bria,

About the quote DarthBoba posted:
"I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up."

I said it was Dennis Hopper in Speed, and I'm pretty sure he did say that. But yesterday I watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and Indy says the same line near the end.

-Jay