favorite one liners!!!

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  1. sith1137 Jedi Master

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    just what the title name your top fav quotes/one-liners. name as many as you want.
    Sorry if this is redundant, im sorta new to the JCC

    1. May the Force be with you
    2. May the Schwartz be with you
    3. Dude, wheres my car?
    4. Take my hand, we're off to nevernever land

    ill probably add more later
  2. wedge3210 Jedi Grand Master

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  3. Just_A_Slacker Jedi Youngling

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    War, it's FANTASTIC!
    Miguel Ferrier in Hot Shots Part Deux
  4. SithDewd Jedi Grand Master

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    THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!
  5. quigon70 Force Ghost

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    give yourself to the duct tape
  6. Kendu_Knight Jedi Master

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    Just ask yourself one question..."do I feel lucky?"...well...do you...punk????

    Clint Eastwood is the king of one liners.
  7. sith1137 Jedi Master

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    nice choices. keep em comin
  8. Just_A_Slacker Jedi Youngling

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    It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.
    Peter Gibbons in Office Space.
  9. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    Groovy!

    "Gimmie some sugar, baby."

    ~ Ash, from Evil Dead

    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning... you know that smell... that gasoline smell. It's the smell of victory"

    ~ mostly parphrased line from Apocolypse Now
  10. Nomi Jade Jedi Master

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    I didn't kill her. The gun did. I just happened to have my finger on the trigger.
  11. Lil_Lisa Jedi Master

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    I think "May the Force be with you" is starting to sound lame.

    NOOOOO!!! Someone else has my icon! Wahhh! :_|

    The greatesr one liner--or one WORDER is : *drum roll*



    "D'OH!"
  12. Just_A_Slacker Jedi Youngling

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    Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

    hen HST parked his car almost in the casino and the parking attnedent is screaming at him:

    "What? Is this not an appropriate place to park?"

    Then he just gets out of the car
  13. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    Anyone ever have the compulsion to say "and also with you" everytime you hear "may the force be with you" ?

    Can you tell I was raised Catholic? ;)
  14. Just_A_Slacker Jedi Youngling

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    From Stripes:

    Recruiter: ...are you homosexuals?
    Zitsky: No, but we are willing to learn.
  15. Just_A_Slacker Jedi Youngling

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    You need to back off Nasty Nate. He's my bitch now.
    Squirrel Master in Half Baked
  16. Just_A_Slacker Jedi Youngling

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    Why am I the only one posting here?
  17. Lonewolf89 Jedi Grand Master

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    Life's hard, get a helmet.
  18. Theedage Jedi Master

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    Blain ( Jesse Ventura ) in "Predator" : "What are you a bunch of a bunch of sissy fagg*ts, have some of this and you can become a sexual tyrannosaurus...Just like me."

    (this = chewing tobacco)

    "Blain you're bleeding." "I ain't got time to bleed." - "Predator"

    News reporter- "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk."
    Winston Churchill - "And you're ugly, only I'll be sober in the morning."
  19. sith1137 Jedi Master

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    Lil_Lisa i guess your right may the force be with you is kinda old, and doh!!!!! is a great one.
  20. Double_Sting Jedi Master

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    In Analyze This:

    Vitti is a mafia boss. Sobel is a psychiatrist. (quotes may be off a bit and not exactly one liners, but funny!)

    Sobel's father in law: It's Paul Vitti, the mafia crime boss
    Vitti: Look let's be nice here. Did I come up to you and say, 'look, it's so and so the moron'

    Vitti's friend: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
    Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a f*in' website?
  21. ElfStar Jedi Master

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    "You shall not PASS!!!"
  22. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    "I don't know half of you half as well as I would like, and I like half of you half as well as you deserve"
    ~Bilbo Baggins [face_laugh]
  23. Padawanna Cracker Jedi Master

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    "They never actually proved whose vomit it was..."

    -Spinal Tap


    "Yo, she-b*tch. Come get some."

    -Army of Darkness (you gotta love Ashe)

  24. sleazo Jedi Master

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    Take my wife...
    please...




    i just flew in from albaquerque and boy are my arms tired.

  25. sith1137 Jedi Master

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