Favorite quotes from the Indiana Jones movies

Sallah: "Asps...very dangerous. You go first."



I love that line...

 

"you were named after the dog?"

always cracks me up

 

Toht: Now....what shall we talk about?

and also

Indy: This is where Forrestal cashed in. He was good. He was very, very good.

Mexican guy: A friend of yours?

Indy: A competitor.

 

-Bellock is drunk and Marion is pretending she is drunk.

Bellock: "I grew up with this, it's my family label!"

(by the way, when Marion grabs the knife, watch Bellock's face when he laughs, that cracks me up every time!)

-Marcas tells indy about his visitors:

Marcas: "..Army Intelligence, they seemed to know everything, wouldn'y tell me what they want."

Indy: "Whatta I wanna see them for? what am I? In trouble?"

-Marcas admires Indy's lastest recovery: the cross of Coranado

Indy: "well discuss my honorariams over dinner and shampaign, you're treat!"

Marcas (Not paying much attantion): "Yes, my treat!"

-Indy and Marion have just had a fight in Marion's bar with Nazi spies, the bar is now burning.

Marion: "Well Jones, At least you haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time!"

-Lao Che has cheated indy in a deal, indy threatens to kill Lao's mistress Willie.

Lao Che: "You keep the Girl, I find another!"

-Indy's in pain, Marion kisses his a few times and iondy falls asleep.

Marion: "Jones, Jones! We never seem to get a brake, do we?"

-Indy and his dad in a plane.

Dad: "I didn't know you could fly a plane!"

Indy: "Fly yes, Land? NO!"

-in the plane Dad uses a machine gun to defend agianst a Nazi fighter jet. he ends up shooting the rudder of the plane he is in.

Indy: "DAD! are we hit?"

Dad: "More or Less, Son, I'm sorry, they got us."

I think that's enough

 

If you are a Scottish Lord then I am Mickey Mouse!

Who knows? In a thousand years even you may be worth something!

I don't know I'm making this up as I go.

So many good lines, so little time to list them all.

 

"Dad we´re well out of range"

And you know what happened next

 

Padme Gurl picked one of mine, so heres one when they are flying and Indy says 11 oclock and Henry Sr says what happens at 11 oclock? that is so funny. Or the Trust me line is cool

 

"You call THIS archaeology?"
--Papa Jones in the Last Crusade.

 

"The floor's on fire...and the chair" - Papa Jones

"Everyboy's lost but me!"

"It's only a snake."

"Well Jones, you sure do know how to show a girl a good time!"

"He's not nuts! He's CRAZY!"

 

Henry- "I didn't know you could fly a plane!"
Indy- "Fly yes, land no"
*****Then******* They land by crashing in that house.
Henry- "Nice landing"
Indy- "Thanks"

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I also like the part where there in the tunnel and the plane crashes and rushes up behind them.
Henry- "Faster, boy! Faster!"

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Or in the castle.
Henry- "Take it easy!? If it wasn't for you the book wouldn't even be in there hands, junior!
Indy- "I told you!..." grabs machine gun and kills all the Nazis. "Don't call me Junior!
Henry- "Look what you did! I don't believe what you did!" as they walk away...

 

"No time for love, Dr, Jones!"

 

"Jones is getting away!"
"I think not, Herr Donovan."
"Not THAT Jones, the OTHER Jones!"

"How did you know she was a Nazi?"
"She talks in her sleep....."

Last Crusade has possibly the best quotes of any movie, ever. Does anyone know who wrote the screenplay, and anything else they may have done?

 

"Willy - WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!"

 

The late great Jeffrey Boam wrote the screenplay for Indy 3. He worked on many other great projects like Innerspace, and Lethal Weapon 2 and 3. He even has a small cameo at the beginning of Innerspace (the bearded guy Meg Ryan is interviewing). He is and will be missed.

 

My favorites are: "You call him Dr Jones, DOLL"! God that line is so funny, I love short round.

"Its not the years, its the mileage".

"Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali.... in HELL"! Gotta chuckle at that one

Also in the same part on the bridge when Indy look to his left, sees that hes blocked, looks to his right, sees that hes blocked, then rolls his eys and says "Aw ****". I laugh every time I hear that

 

Henry Sr.: They were trying to kill us. It's a new experience for me.

Indy: Not to me, it happens all the time.

 

"There's a big snake in the plane jock!"
"Oh that's just my pet snake redgie"
"I hate snakes jock! I HATE em!"
"Oh come on, show a little backbone"

I dunno who can't love Sallah's "You were named after the dog!?" Sallah rocks!

 

Marion: "Indiana Jones."

Just the way she says his name the first time they see each other in Raiders is great. I also love how she just slugs him right away, lol.

Indy: "They don't know what they've got there!"
Marion: "Well, I know what I've got here."

How cute! Marion was by far, in my opinion, the best Indy chick and I thought she was the only one who really loved Indy, and vice versa... (But that's a whole 'nother discussion, heh.)

Indy, to his students: "...And X never marks the spot."
Indy, in the library: "X marks the spot!"

LOL It took me like, three watchings of LC before I picked up on that (and the Ark reference), heh.

Marion: "Well, dammit, Indy! Where doesn't it hurt?!"
Indy: *Points to elbow* "Here!"

Adorable scene... I'm such a sap!

 

1. "Top men."

2. "Good God!" "Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought."

3. "Dr. Jones! I've heard a lot about you sir. Your appearance is exactly the way I imagined."

4. "Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory."

5. "Short Round! Quit foolin' around with that kid and get down here!"

6. "No more parachutes!"

7. "Chilled monkey brains."

8. "What type of research would you do on me?" "Nocturnal activities."

9. "Nazis- I hate these guys!"

10. "We need another volunteer."

11. "That is how Austrians say goodbye." "And this is how we say goodbye in Germany."

 

"Bad dates"

 

"I named the dog Indiana."

"It's not the years, it's the mileage."

"Does anyone here speak English?"

"I got all your money now, Doctor Jones!"


And of course, this isn't really a quote, but the scene with the librarian stamping the books in TLC is just priceless.

 

The convo between Shorty and Indy in the junlge when they're playing cards.

 

"Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought."
(I use that whenever I hear somebody say "Good God!' "Good Lord!" etc.)

"Never call me junior!"

"Who knows, in a thousand years you might be worth something."

The above applies to quite a few people I know..

"Jock! Start the plane Jock!"

"I'm like a bad penny. I always show up."

"What's this one?"
"The Ark of the Covenant."
"You sure?"
"Pretty sure."

 

"J..."

 

Sallah: "My friends! I am so happy to see that you are not dead!"