Favorite quotes from the Indiana Jones movies

Henry- That's for blasphemy.

Henry. The quest for the grail is not archaeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march over the face of the earth.

Indy- Ah, Venice.

Marcus- I'd rather spit in your face.

Henry- Got lost in his own museum?

Henry- Indiana. Let it go.

Belloq-Jooonnnnneeeeessss!

Sallah-That car belonged to my brother-in-law.

Belloq-You whould use a bulldozer to find a china cup...

Toht-We are not thristy.

Young Indy-Must I beat you again.(From Daredevils of the Desert)

 

Short Round-

"Hang on lady, we going for a ride."
"Hey lady, you call him Dr. Jones."
"He's no nuts, he's crazy."

 

"KNEEL!"

 

"What about the boat? We're not going on the boat"??

 

My favorite: "Snakes,I hate snakes."

 

I would have to agree with GORILLA: It's not the years, Honey. It's the mileage.

 

One of my favorite lines is Marcus' response when Indy gives him the Cross of Coronardo. "This will find a place of honor in our spanish collection." Whenever I find something I want to buy, usually a Star Wars action figure, I sometimes quote this line.

 

INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE: (My favorite film of the Indy Trilogy, Soon to be Quadrilogy )

Indy: I like the Austrian way better.

Henry Sr.: So did I!


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Marcus: Water? No, fish make love in it...

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Henry Sr.: Well, they don't get any closer than that!

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Indy: Ah, Venice!

"Heart"

 

Marian:"Well Indy,you still know how to show a lady a good time".

 

Still my favorite line or lines.

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

"Asps. Very dangeous. You go first."

 

From "Last Crusade":

Ilsa: (Looking a painting on catacomb wall) What is this one?
Indy: (Glances at it) Ark of the Covenant.
Ilsa: (Somewhat flustered) Are you sure?
Indy: (Doesn't even look back) Pretty sure.

 

Most horrifying dialogue after I became old enough to, at least, see what terrors the Jews went through during WWII.

"Why don't you let me show you what I used to?"

"You don't need that. I tell you whatever you want."

Brings the hot poker closer to her eye.

"Yes, I know you will."


THAT GUY WAS JUST PLAIN CREEPY. I ALMOST CHEER WHEN HE MELTS AT THE END.

 

I loved that, too.

Do you notice that they play that creepy "Raiders" music during that scene?

 

Sr. Jones: She talks in her sleep.

 

No ticket!

A great line, if you ever work in a movie theater.

 

Indy: Nazis, I hate these guys.

 

Grail Knight "He chose poorly."

Indy "What's that?"
Lao Che "Antidote."
Indy "To what?"
Lao Che "To the poision you just drank Dr. Jones."
(Maybe not the exact quotes I haven't seen Temple of Doom in a while.)

Henry Jones Sr. "I'm sorry son. They got us."

 

I love that line! And use it frequently!

 

Too bad the Hovitos don't know you like I do, Belloq.
Yes... You could warn them, if only you spoke Hovito.

 

Sallah: "Bad dates"

Short Round: "I cheat vewy wittle, you cheat vewy big!"

Mola Ram: "You don't believe me. You vill Dr. Jones. You vill become a true belieber"

Indy: "Don't get sentimental now, Dad".
Henry Jones Sr.(looks at floor): "The floor is on fire"

 

Don't call me Junior.

 

Love this line!

I crack up EVERYTIME I watch Last Crusade.

That half-smile/smirk Connery wears is just priceless.

Has anyone ever noticed that it looks like Alison Doody (Elsa) is about to totally burst-out laughing during the "Austrian/German Goodbyes" scene...I always thought that as soon as she cleared the frame after saying, "That's how Austrians say goodbye," she lost it and started laughing!

 

Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory

 

I love "Adios, Sapito" and "There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!"

And Short Round "Maybe he like older women."