Favorite quotes from the Indiana Jones movies

How can you beat:

"Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali...IN HELL!!!"

*slice*

 

Yeah, I love that line, then he cut the rope bridge..

Willie Scott: I'm going home to Missouri where they don't feed you snakes before lowering you into hot pits!

 

"Oh, rats..."

Willy: "There are two dead people down here!"
Jones: 'There are gonna be two dead people in Here!"
Gotta love the Spike room!

Sallah: "Indy...why does the floor move?"
Indy: "Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?"
Sallah: "Asps. Very dangerous; you go first!"

Short Round: "Hang on, lady. We go for a ride."
Willie: "Oh, my God! Oh my God...Oh my God, is he nuts?"
Short Round: "he no nuts...he's CRAZY!"

And my favorite....

Knight: You must choose...but choose wisely. For as the true grial will bring you life, the false grail will take it from you."
(Donovan disintigrates)
Knight: "He chose...poorly."
He just deadpans it!

 

"Only the penitent man will pass....only the penitent man will pass..."

 

Dr Henry Jones: But in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an 'I'

Indy: J falls through hole No, stupid...Jehovah begins with an 'I'!

Dr. Henry Jones: Oh, dear!

 

I love this line

Indiana Jones: I came here to save you!
Henry Jones: Oh Yeah?! Who's going to come to save you Junior?!
Indiana Jones: I told you! (Indiana Jones grabs a machine gun and then shoots all the nazis) Don't call me Junior!

 

The mileage line was always my favorite.