Favorite SciFi/Fantasy Movie or Television Quote

here you will post memorable quotes from SciFi/Fantasy Films or television shows. i'll start off.

one that has always stuck around in my mind is from Aliens when Ripley faces off against the Queen alien. "Get away from her you *****!!!"

 

Raiders of the Lost Ark:

"it's not the years honey..it's the mileage"

 

I've got a lot.

-Highlander.

Connor: "There can be only one."

Connor: "You stupid haggis."

Ramirez: "Haggis? What is haggis?"

Connor: "Sheepskin wrapped in meat and barly."

Ramriez: "And what do you do with it?"

Connor: "You eat it."

Ramirez: "How revoulting."

Candi: "Hi, I'm Candi."

Kurgan: "Of course you are."

News caster: "Police found a decapitated body, lying on the floor next to his own severed head. A head which at this time, has no name."

Kurgan: "I know his name."

Kurgan: "Happy Halloween, ladies!"

Connor: "Nice to see you, Kurgan. Who cut your hair?"

Kurgan: "I am in disguise."

Connor: "I recognized you."

Kurgan: "Forgive me father, for I am but a worm."

Connor: "Stop sir! I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog. And I bid you good day."

Kurgan: "Now you die!"

Ramirez: "My cut has improved your voice."

Garfield: "You a ******, Nash?"

Connor: "Why, Garfield? You crusing for a piece of ***?"


-Highlander II.

Katana: "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, it'll rust."

Katana: "Last stop."

Corda: "Going to say goodbye, Highlander!"

Connor: "Why? You going somewhere?"

Ramirez: "Greetings, Highlander. You called?"

Connor: "Watch it!"

Ramirez: "Watch what?"

Connor: "The sculpture!"

Ramirez: "That's a scuplture?"

Doctor: "They took a hundred bullets, each."

Connor: "108."

Ramirez: "112, myself."

Connor: "What, you're not going to count that scratch?"

Ramirez: "Scratch? It passed right through me."

Katana: "I'll see you in hell."

Connor: "I would've loved to get to know you better."


-Highlander III.

Kane: "While I have been the master of illusion, you've become the master of deception. I wonder how all those little women felt, knowing that they were the ones who couldn't have children, when all the while it was you and your little Immortal pecker that really couldn't do the pecking."

Kane: "Keep your eyes, on the road!"

Kane: "I'll see you in hell."

Connor: "I'll be the judge of that."


-Highlander IV.


Methos: "Here, I managed to liberate this from the lost & found."

Duncan: "There's blood on it."

Methos: "I didn't say it was easy."

Kell: "God loves you, I don't. I call this 'decap with a twist, no sugar.'"

Duncan: "What is this, a team sport?"

Carlos: "Haven't you heard? It's a whole new ballgame."

Cracker Bob: "Batter up!"

Winston: "Game on!"

Cracker Bob: "Did someone order a club sandwich?"

Duncan: "Oh, he's funny. Nice outfit."

Cracker Bob: "Oh, Faith, I told you I looked like a ****** orange."

Faith: "Manadrin is the new black, Bob. Trust me."

Duncan: "Dawson?"

Joe: "You look like ****, pal. Can you walk?"

Duncan: "Yeah." *falls over.*

Joe: "****!"

Connor: "Life brings hope and pain. But revenge will never bring redemption."

Duncan: "The path and choice are ours."

Methos: "You were going to stay and help him dig?"

Joe: "Dig? Oh, yeah."

Duncan: "We're not doing this!"

Connor: "Oh, yes we are. Every moment, every breath was leading to this moment. Look inside and tell me I'm wrong."

Duncan: "You taught me that our bonds are all we have in this world. Don't make me break this one."

Duncan: "Jin Ke? The same man who served the Emperor Chin?"

Jin: "The same man."

Duncan: "They say you're a man of honor."

Jin: "What do you know about honor?"

Duncan: "Great."

Jin: "Honor is not in the weapon, but in the man."

Duncan: "Then maybe you are what you say you are."

Ke

 

The Matrix
Whoa.
There is no spoon.

Equilibrium
I pay it gladly.

 

well, we know darth-sinister likes Highlander

 

Practically anything from Firefly/Serenity. Here are some of my very favorite quotes.
Sorry, this is gonna be long:



Mal: Shouldn't you be out teaching religion to the fuzzy wuzzies or some such?
Book: I think I've got heathens 'aplenty right here.

Jayne: [into radio] Testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I'm standing right here.
Jayne: [into radio] You're coming in good and loud, too.
Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Inara: What did I tell you about barging into my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Inara: Yes, precisely, only the exact phrase I used was "don't".

Niska: Oh, you do not like I kill this man?
Mal: No, I'm sure he was a... very bad person.
Niska: My wife's nephew. At dinner I am getting earful. There is no way around that.

Mal: Kaylee, what the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Jubal Early: Where'd she go?
Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don't look at me.

Simon: Can I get a menu?
Bartender: A what?

Simon: You're out of your mind.
Jubal Early: That's between me and my mind

Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

Guy on Planet: [drunk] Hey, you gonna toast Unification day with me? Six years today, the Alliance sent the Browcoats runnin', pissin' their pants... You know, your coat is kinda a brownish color.
Mal: It was on sale.
[drinks]
Guy on Planet: You didn't toast? Y'know, I'm thinkin' you're one o' them In'apendants...
Mal: And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schoolin', so why don't we just ignore each other 'til we go away.
Guy on Planet: ...the Independants were a bunch o' cowardly inbred pisspots, should'a been killed off o' every world spinnin'.
Mal: [puts down drink] Say that to my face.
Guy on Planet: [threateningly] I said you're a coward and a pisspot. Now what're you gonna do about it?
Mal: [smiles suddenly] Nothing. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you.
[Guy on Planet turns, and Zoë hits him in the face with the butt of her gun]
Mal: Drunks are so cute.

Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free.
Zoë: Then can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoë: If you die, can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.

Jayne: Time for some thrilling heroics.

[flipping through Simon's journal]
Jayne: "Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

Kaylee: How was your checkup?
Inara: The same as last year. What's going on here?
Kaylee: Well, let's see. We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and now the Captain and Zoë are off springin' the others who got snatched by the feds. Oh, here they are now.

Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

[Zoë has made soup for Wash, and sets it on the table for him]
Wash: Mmm. Wife soup. I must have done good.
Zoë: [kisses the top of his head] Yes, dear. You done good. But this is a one time thing, so I suggest you savor it.
Mal: [Mal enters dining area] Did you tell her?
Wash: [looks up warily] Tell her what?
Mal: [to Zoë] Your husband has demanded that we sleep together.
Zoë: Really.
Wash: [looking a bit panicky] What? Mal, come on...
Mal: He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. You know, make it a fair fight for your womanly affections...
Wash: No! That was just the torture talking...
[looking up at Zoë pleading]
Wash: Remember? The torture?
Mal: [walks to Zoë, takes one of her hands and places it on his hip, then with his other hand, moves some hair off her shoulder, sporting a deadpan expression] Private, it's a difficult mission - but you and

 

who can forget Terminator. "I'll be back"

 

Emergency.




There's an emergency going on.
























It's still going on.

 

Here's one from STARGATE SG1-

O'NEILL: TEAL'C, you don't have to stick around.

TEAL'C: Undomesticated equines could not remove me.

O'NEILL: Wild horses TEAL'C it's... that's a joke. You told a joke. Don't make me laugh.

TEAL'C: Very well.

 

see my sig

 

The Cat: Why don't we drop the defensive shields?
Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir. With just two minor flaws. One, we don't have any defensive shields. And two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that technically speaking that's only one flaw but I thought that it was such a big one that it was worth mentioning twice.

One of my favourite quotes ever

 

even though it's not a movie yet. there are 2 quotes from the video game Halo 2 that i'd love to see make it in to the movie.

The Master Chief: Sir, request permission to leave the station.
Lord Hood: For what purpose, Master Chief?
The Master Chief: To give the Covenant back their bomb.
Lord Hood: Permission granted.

Cortana: Just one question. What if you miss?
The Master Chief: I won't.

 

Buffy: Spike... what are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk... bitch.

 

The. Best. Quote. From. That. Game.

 

"Now you shall deal with me O' Price...and all the powers of Hell!"--Maleficent

"Do you know who I was Duncan? I WAS DEATH!"--Methos

"I'm Sorry Dave. I can't do that."--HAL

"Yeah, I have one just like it in my living room."--Close Encounters, I don't recall the lead character's name.

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."--Arnold

"Don't give me that intelligent life in the universe crap, just give me something to blow up."--Darkstar

Jack Burton:

Everybody relax, I'm here.

Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds while he just STANDS there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with LIGHT coming out of his mouth!

We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?


Jack Burton: and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...
Lo Pan: Indeed
Jack Burton: or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh.

Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

Are you crazy... Is that your problem?

 

?I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.?

- Roy Batty, Blade Runner



?I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you.?

- Donnie Darko, Donnie Darko



?Game over man... Game over!?

- Hudson, Aliens


?I wish I had stayed too. I swear to god I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish... I wish I had stayed.?

- Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



?Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.?

- James T. Kirk, Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn


?Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It would never hurt him or shout at him or get drunk and hit him or say it was too busy to spend time with him. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers that came over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only thing that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.?

- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2: Judgment Day

 

Not counting Star Wars:

Bayblon 5:

-G'kar's various speeches were always insightful in Babylon 5.

-Morden: I've been out of circulation. Spent the last few years doing some exploration out on the rim.
Customs Guard: Find anything interesting?
Morden: Yes.

-Morden: What do you want?
Vir: I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next 10 generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this [waves at Morden]. Can you and your associates arrange that for me Mr. Morden?

- G'kar: They're doing it to us again!

-Londo: Before war broke out between our governments, you bought me a drink. I wish to return the favor. For the first time in a hundred years, we have something in common beyond hatred. I find that most extraordinary, and so a drink to the humans, and to the bridge that they created between us in the hope for a better future for both our worlds.

-G'Kar: It's bad luck to die on empty stomach

Battlestar Galactica:

-Number Six: Welcome back to Caprica, Lieutenant. Like what we've done with the place?

New Doctor Who(I can't go thourgh all the old ones- this list wouild never end!)

The Doctor: You know, one day, just one day maybe, I'm gonna meet somebody who gets the whole 'don't wonder off' thing. 900 years of phone box travel, it's the only thing left to surprise me.

Dalek:We have your associate! You will obey or she will be exterminated!
Doctor: No.
Dalek: Explain yourself!
Doctor: I said no.
Dalek: What is the meaning of this negative?
Doctor: It means no.
Dalek: But she will be destroyed!
Doctor: No! 'Cause this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to rescue her! I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I'm going to save the Earth, and then, just to finish off, I'm going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!
Dalek: But you have no weapons! No defenses! No plan!
Doctor: Yeah! And doesn't that just scare you to death? Rose?
Rose: Yes, Doctor?
Doctor: I'm coming to get you.

The Doctor's Hologram: This is emergency program 1, Rose if your watching this we must be in danger and I mean fatal. I'm dead, or about to die with no chance of escape and that's okay I hope it's a good death. And I bet your fussing and moaning now, typical. But hang on and just listen abit longer. The T.A.R.D.I.S is taking you home, and it can't return for me. Emergency program 1 means I'm facing an enemy that can never can their hands on this machine.Let the T.A.R.D.I.S die. Just let this old box gather dust and become a strange thing standing on a street corner. No one can open it, no one will even notice it, and in time the world will move on and the box will be buried. And if you want to remember me you can do one thing for me, just one:
(The hologram of the Doctor turns to stare at Rose)
Have a good life. Do that for me Rose, have a fantastic life.

Stargate: Atlantis

Dr. Beckett: He fainted.
McKay: Oh, there's gotta be a better word for it!
Dr. Beckett: 'Faint' is a proper medical term!
McKay: I passed out from...manly hunger!

Weir: I'm still trying to understand, how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
McKay: Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.
Sheppard: I shot him. (After Weir gives him a look.) In the leg.

McKay(about Beckett): No, no. No, he just doesn't like going through the Stargate.
Sheppard: He's worse than Doctor McCoy.
Teyla: Who?
Sheppard: The TV character that Dr. Beckett plays in real life.

McKay: No, no, no! You don't do that - unless you are deliberately trying to blow us up - in which case, excellent work!

Stargate SG-1

Jack: (Setting C-4 timers) Well, I guess this is the time to say something profound.......Nothing comes to mind--lets go.

Michael: After the concert, me and Jenny, we're even thinking about crossing the border to Canada!
Teal'c: For what reason?
Michael: You know man - th

 

Equilibrium:

John Preston: I pay it gladly."

Predator:

Blaine: Bunch of slack jswed ****** around here. This stuff will make you a god **** sexual tyranosorous. Just like me.

Blaine: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: Oh. Okay( fires grenade launcher. Gets under cover) You go time to duck?

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Stargate Atlantis:

McKay: My god he is Kirk.

The Terminator

Terminator: I'll be back.

 

From ST: Generations:

Picard: "Someone once told me, that time, is the fire in which we burn. But I believe, that time, is a friend, that accompanies us on the journey. Reminds us to treasure every moment, for it will not come again. Afterall, we're only human Number One."
Riker: "Speak for yourself sir. I plan to live forever."

 

Highlander the series.


Joe: "Will you turn the car around."

Methos: "Give me one good reason."

Joe: "Because we're going the wrong way!"

Methos: "I beg to differ. The bullets are back that way."

Walker: "I've waited almost two hundred years for this."

Methos: "Do the words 'compulsive-obsessive' mean anything to you?"

Duncan: "5,000 years."

Methos: "Give or take. And that was when I took my first head, remember. Before that, it all starts to blur."

Duncan: "Well, I guess it would." Pauses. "So, have you . . ."

Methos: "Made any sense of it, found out any purpose?"

Duncan: "What, you read minds, too?"

Methos: "No, that's what I'd ask, if I'd just met me."


Duncan: "When was the last time you faced anyone?"

Methos: "Uh, what are we...(looks at his watch)...6th of March, uh, 200 years."

Duncan: "Oh, that's good."

Methos: "Live, Highlander, grow stronger. Fight another day."

Duncan: "Hey, Lucille. Your dates are here. Come on, boys. She's waiting."

Kanis: "On him. Now!"

Duncan: "Nature, Kanis. You can't fight it. But you can fight me."

Fitz: "He's right. The only honorable thing to do, would be to toss a coin for it."

Duncan: "Fine, we'll toss for it. Go on, toss it."

Fitz: "I'm afraid I cannot."

Duncan: "Why not?"

Fitz: "I haven't got one."

Duncan: "So how were you going to take her out?"

Fitz: "A small loan . . . "

Duncan: "What, from me . . . ?!"

Methos: "I was married once, you know. Well, come to think of it, I was married 67--no, 68 times."

Duncan: "You had 68 wives?!"

Methos: "Yeah, never one of us though. That'd be too much of a commitment for me to make. You'd have to love someone a hell of a lot to be with them 300 years."

Duncan: "Is what she said true?"

Methos: "I'm outta here."

Duncan: "No, you're not. You're not outta here. Is what she said true?"

Methos: "The times were different, MacLeod. I was different. The whole bloody world was different, okay?"

Duncan: "Did you kill all those people?"

Methos: "Yes. Is that what you want to hear? Killing was all I knew. Is that what you want to hear?"

Duncan: "It's enough."

Methos: "No. It's not enough. I killed, but I didn't just kill 50, I didn't kill a hundred . . . I killed a thousand. I killed ten thousand! And I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because I liked it. Cassandra was nothing. Her village was nothing. Do you know who I was? I was Death. Death. Death on horse. When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that what you want to hear? The answer is yes. Ooh, yes."

Fitz: "You could always take a penalty stroke."

Duncan: "Och, penalty, my ass."

Duncan: "My fault? You're the one that brought the bloody gunpowder, and you didn't even bring enough!"

Fitz: "How do you know?"

Duncan: "Because the Abbey's still standing, you bloody nincompoop!"

Fitz: "What did you call me?"

Duncan: "Nincompoop!"


Duncan: "It's got that lived-in look."

Amanda: "Yeah, lived in by a pig. You know, slobs leave things, and even if he's not home he may have left something."

Duncan: "He's home. Or was."

Amanda: "Well now it's got that died-in look."

Kalas: "Have you told anyone else about this?"

Thug: "What, about creatures who live forever? Not yet, but I'm sure the boys'll get a good laugh out of it."

Kalas grabs his head: "Really? I don't think it particularly funny!" He punctuates the last word by breaking his neck, and lets him fall to the floor. He gazes down at the body, putting his hands in his pockets, and ca

 

New Dr. Who:

You're from another planet? Then why do you have a Northern Accent?
Lots of planets have a North!

 

Don't have much time right now to get my list out but here's one of my favorites.

Farscape

Crackers don't matter! ~John to Moya crew as he's shooting piles of crackers

 

Sure I could have stayed, I could have even been king, but in some ways, I already am king. Hail to the king baby

You found me beautiful once
Honey, you got REAL ugly

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun

It's a trick, get an axe

I'll swallow your souls!!!
Hey She-Bitch, Let's go!

Now listen up you primitive screwheads, this here is my BOOMSTICK! This is a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?



Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and poo... and Jack just left town.

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Ash: Clatto Verata Nicto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: Clatto Verata Nicto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words, right?

Ash: Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash.
[cocks rifle]
Ash: Housewares.

 

Ok, my turn!

From LOST:

Charlie: Guys...Where are we?

(The most famous quote of all...)

Kate [to Sawyer]: Where did that come from?

Sawyer: Probably bear village. How the h*** would I know?

From LOTR:

Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

I'll think of some more later, when I have more time.

 

Lost

Jack: Things could be worse.

Hugo: How!