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Favorite Simpsons Quotes

Discussion in 'Milwaukee, WI' started by BYOB_Kenobi, Nov 4, 2002.

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  1. SameSithDifferentDay

    SameSithDifferentDay Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hehehe... This gem was just on:

    Marge: (gasp) "You can't use the word 'sex' on the internet!"
    Marge's Sister: "Watch me."
     
  2. jedi_kiss_rock_

    jedi_kiss_rock_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    HOMER: you role around in your own filth!

    homer: where do i sign up?
     
  3. BYOB_Kenobi

    BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Master star 5

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    Cheif Wiggum: "Bake 'em away, toys!"
     
  4. Auraveda

    Auraveda Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
    -Homer Simpson


    "Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
    -Homer Simpson
     
  5. solo414

    solo414 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls: Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures." -- Bart

    "I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!" --Homer

    "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here." --Homer

    "English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!" --Homer
     
  6. BYOB_Kenobi

    BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Master star 5

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    Homer: "Flanders, I need $100,000."
    Flanders: "Well I don't have that kind of money, Homer, but you will be in my prayers."
    Homer: "Go suck a Bible!"
     
  7. SameSithDifferentDay

    SameSithDifferentDay Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mr. Burns: "Merry Fishmas!"
     
  8. JodoKast74

    JodoKast74 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "He didn't give you gay, did he?"- Homer
     
  9. SySnootles

    SySnootles Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Marge: He prefers the company of men.

    Homer: Who doesn't?!?
     
  10. BobaBen

    BobaBen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Lisa: I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
    Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm.

    Homer: God is teasing me! Just like he teased Moses in the desert!
    Marge: *Tested,* Homer. God *tested* Moses.

    Principal Skinner: Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.

    Marge: So Mr King, what tale of horror and the macabre are you working on now?
    Steven King: Actually, I'm taking a break from horror for the time being.
    Marge: Oh, that's too bad.
    Steven King: At the moment I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He was a fascinating man who discovered electricity, and used it to torture children and green mountain men. And that key he tied to a kite - it opened the gates to Hell!
    Marge: Well, when you go back to horror will you let me know?
    Steven King: Will do

    Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
    Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
    Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.
     
  11. SameSithDifferentDay

    SameSithDifferentDay Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Homer: "Don't touch me! Your hands feel like salad tongs!"
     
  12. JodoKast74

    JodoKast74 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Homer(reading instructions in French): Le grill?? What the hell is le grill??!!

    Marge: You'll kill us all!!
    Homer: Or die trying!!
     
  13. BYOB_Kenobi

    BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Master star 5

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    Kids: "Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet?"

    Homer: "I told you, yes!"
     
  14. Bishop76

    Bishop76 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    So... I couldn't help but notice your house smelled like feces. And not just monkey feces.
     
  15. DarthBobbalot

    DarthBobbalot Jedi Knight star 5

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    (Homer and flanders in car together)
    Ned Flanders: Oh didley! I think we hit something!
    Homer:I hope it's Flanders!
     
  16. BobaBen

    BobaBen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bart: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory!
    Milhouse: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over.

    Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
    Marge: But it's only 9:30 in the morning!
    Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

    Bart: Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here?
    Leonard Nimoy: Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near.
    Bart: [flippantly] Uh-huh.
    Hot Dog Vendor: Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
    Leonard Nimoy: Surprise me.

    Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
    Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
    Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.

    Apu: Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!


    Mark Hamill: Homer, use the for...
    Homer: The Force?
    Mark Hamill: The forks. Use the forks.

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  17. SySnootles

    SySnootles Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mr Burns, while leading morning calisthenics at the Nuclear Power Plant:

    "Out with the Jive, In with the Love"
     
  18. Auraveda

    Auraveda Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Homer: (singing) Or the way the Bee Gee's played
    Marge: Movies John Travolta made
    Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed
    Homer/Marge: Those were the days
    Marge: And you knew where you weeeeeeeeere theeen!
    Homer: Watching shows like Gentle Ben
    Homer/Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sherriff Lobo again
    Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mack
    Marge: Coming out of my eight-track
    Homer/Marge: Michael Jackson still was black
    Homer/Marge: Those were the daaaaays!
     
  19. TheWampas1138

    TheWampas1138 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I actually have one!


    Ralph Wiggem: Ow! My boogers are spicy!


    M
     
  20. Auraveda

    Auraveda Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Homer: "Florida!? But that's America's Wang!"
     
  21. DarthBobbalot

    DarthBobbalot Jedi Knight star 5

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    McBanner (I think thats him): I'll get you yet, beer-barron...

    (voice in the distance): no you won't...

    McBanner: Yes I will.

    Voice:.... oh...
     
  22. ToxicNed

    ToxicNed Grand Poobah of Madison WI - FF CR star 4

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    ...

    That's McBain, played by Rainier WolfCastle.
     
  23. Auraveda

    Auraveda Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ned Flanders: "Son of a diddley!"
     
  24. JEDI_MASTER_FLASH

    JEDI_MASTER_FLASH Jedi Youngling star 1

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    2 of my favs:

    The episode that Homer is rescued by marges gay friend and his electric santa.

    homer "you saved us, thats a miracle"!

    Gay Friend "Oh thats not a miracle, Ultra Suade, now that a miracle".

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    Homer is driving his car through the park and hits a bronze deer statue.

    Homer "Doh"!
    Marge "A deer"!
    Lisa "A female deer"!
     
  25. JAKEFETT

    JAKEFETT Jedi Youngling star 2

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    (Marge) "Homer, Have you been drinking?"

    (Homer) "NO!! Well, ten beers"
     
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