Abq Favorite Stores

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by LukeWarm88, Jun 29, 2005.

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  1. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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    it only makes you cry because the ending is guy goes home with VD
  2. TK166 Jedi Master

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    Can I try one?

    Hot Girl calls Pizza Guy
    Pizza Guy scores with Hot Girl
    Pizza Guy goes home happy...
    Pizza sits forgotten

    Awww, it's not as good as the original! Clem, your clean plot lines and sensitive treatment of the material can not be imitated!
  3. Commander_Clem Jedi Master

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    But the main story is still there.....I like it, very good spin off....=D=
  4. TK166 Jedi Master

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    Way to go, EvilPrincess....
    You took something beautiful and had to drag it through the dirt ;)
  5. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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    i feel bad for the pizza... :_|
  6. karenec1 Jedi Master

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  7. Commander_Clem Jedi Master

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    Hence the word "Evil".....I really encouraged that in her screen name
  8. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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    every party has to have a pooper
  9. Commander_Clem Jedi Master

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    that's not a pooper, that's a big ole terd...[face_worried]
  10. karenec1 Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] Topics on this board are like my bowling...they always seem to end up in the gutter. [face_laugh]
  11. TK166 Jedi Master

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    I know! You never know the exact turns they will take, but they always end up going South!
  12. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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    HOLD IT! I just realized something VERY wrong with these stories....why is only the GIRL the hot one? Why don't the stories mention a hot guy. Hmmm...i guess i'll have to write story.

    Hot Filthy Rich Guy meets girl
    Hot Filthy Rich Guy gives girl all his money
    Hot Filthy Rich Guy is there for girl when she wants to score
    Girl is happy

    I'm not a great author, but i think it's a good rough draft
  13. karenec1 Jedi Master

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    I like it...however, here is how it should go:

    Hot Filthy Rich Guy meets girl
    Hot Filthy Rich Guy gives girl all his money
    Hot Boy Toy* is there for girl when she wants to score
    Girl is happy

    *(Since he gave all his money to girl, he is now poor and is now a boy toy)
  14. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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  15. Commander_Clem Jedi Master

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    They go hand in hand ...Females, Money....

    Womans Viagra...cold hard cash....
  16. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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  17. Commander_Clem Jedi Master

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    Here is the real story..

    Hot cash....
    Lots of batteries (and other accessories not mentioned) with the hot cash...

    Girl is happy...
  18. Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Those are some great stories!

    How about:

    Single woman hires a hot pool boy
    Pool boy seduces woman and comes over to clean pool for free
    Woman wins the lottery and gives the pool boy a raise
    Plus, she can now afford to hire a really hot gardner.........

    I'll just stop right there before it gets even more out of hand....
  19. karenec1 Jedi Master

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    Whoa girl! Go take a cold shower! :D
  20. Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling

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  21. Commander_Clem Jedi Master

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    No, no, here is the real deal for Star Wars guys:

    Guy
    Guy meets hot girl
    Hot girl has figure (umm...action figure) guy wants
    Guy scores with Hot girl with figure (action)
    Hot girl leaves figure (action) when guy kicks hot girl to curb
    Guy drives off with figure (action).

    Pure poetry...
  22. Capt_Canuck Jedi Knight

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    You truly are a twisted man.. Now if you had put an MG34 or 42 in place of the action figure, I would totally agree!

  23. Commander_Clem Jedi Master

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    I'm sick?? Hot chick walking down the street with an MG34?
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