Buff, NY Favorite TV Lines

Obviously you would put something violent

 

This is from the original Addams Family TV Series. Uncle Fester runs into the room carrying a blunderbuss and yelling the quote to Gomez and Morticia (who are having a problem with a real pain of a house guest). ["A blunderbuss is a muzzle loading firearm with a short, large caliber barrel, which is flared at the muzzle and used with shot."] Still a great line!

 

"When I die, I want you to go onto Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens."

 

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."

 

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

-Seinfeld

 

No Soup for you!

 

"I'm a doctor, not an engineer!"

 

SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From the Tick

 

On your six!

 

"I wear fezes now. Fezes are cool."

 

It's Always Something.

-Roseanne Roseannadanna

 

"...Okay, that happened."

 

But I don't wanna be a pirate...

 

"Indeed"

 

"Curious"

 

Taken directly from "Bear In the Big Blue House"

"Oh no! Bear's lost his cha cha cha!"

 

okay- I laughed so loud I almost woke the kids! Thanks!

 

NICE!!!


The World of Oz is a funny, funny, place.
Where everyone wear funny, funny, face
all the streets are paved with gold, and no one ever grows old
Its a funny place, its the World of Oz

 

Visitor: "I feel bad, I forgot to bring that for you." [referring to the carton of cigarettes that were supposed to be brought for a certain inmate.]

Prisoner: "Feel bad? Feel bad? How about I chain you to a radiator and kick you in the stomach for half an hour. Then you can tell me what feels bad!"

Yes, this was an actual TV line....

 

We are lookin' for Blues Clues, we are lookin' for Blues Clues, we are lookin' Blues Clues, wonder where they are...

 

"Oh sir. Just one more thing..."

 

"DOH!"

 

"I think there's a 'K' in Knucklehead"

 

Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!

 

I think we are getting old.....