Favourite quotes: Funny, Inspirational, whatever you want!

lol I wanted to post a topic where ppl can post their favorite quotes. well here i go!

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest"~my freind Rei

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"you must be like water, if you want to master any martial art. water can help, aswell as destroy. when you put water in a container, it assumes the shape of the container, thus 'becoming' the container. you must relax and 'become' your surroundings to master any form of fighing"~Bruce Lee

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"martial arts is not all fighing and brutality; there's a softer side that not many people see because of the movies"~Chan Kong Sang (AKA: jackie chan)

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"Let's paaaaaarrrrtyyyyy!"some guy from my school named john.

"sit down, John!"~my Math teacher.

*Eye twitches*

*** School ***

"If I need repeating, I?ll get a parrot.? --- Mrs. Macintosh

?I love your pants Rachel!? --- Angela
?Hey Rachel! There?s a clown downstairs, he wants his pants back.? --- Shawn
?I?m sorry, I don?t consort with lower life forms.? --- Me
?Ha ha ha!? --- Everyone else

?Hey! Someone threw paper at me!? --- Samantha
?Me too!? --- Jessica
?Mr. Savant, Ricky is shooting paper out of his nose!? --- Me
?EW!? --- Sam and Jess

?Here?s the word.? --- Laura
*Draws, no one guesses*
?What was it?? --- Alex
?Grande!? --- Laura
?How is that suppose to be grande?!? --- Karen
?I was trying to draw a Starbucks coffee mug!? --- Laura

?My brother never eats his lunch, he inhales it. At ninety miles per hour, it?s a extremly vile thing to watch!? --- Substitute Teacher

?If God went mad, who would save us?? --- Me

?I?m going to let you do pretty much what ever you want to your dream home, but try to keep it realistic. Don?t gold plate your walls.? --- Mr. Merchant
?I?d rather have cromium.? --- Shawn
?Shawn, your walls should be padded.? --- Me

?Hey, I got three bonus marks! No wait, four!? --- Micheal
?That?s just a smudge.? --- Rowan
?Oh fine, lower my self-esteem.? --- Micheal
?Okay, you're an idiot.? --- Rowan

?La la la la la la!? --- Max
?You can stop that anytime.? --- Micheal
?La la la la la-OW!? --- Max
?Thanks, Rowen.? --- Micheal
?He stabbed me!? --- Max
?Good.? --- Micheal

?ACHOO!? --- Me
?Bless you.? --- Ricky
?Thanks..... ACHOO!? --- Me
?Bless you times two.? --- Ricky

?Mr. Mah? Can you move Shawn?? --- Max
?....Into a box?? --- Sam

?Can you go number four again?? --- Robert
?Yes I can, but I?m not going to.? --- Mr. Gault

?Okay class, open your books to page 23, ?Tender Places?.? --- Mr. Gault
?Hey! I got a stamp in my book!? --- Ryan
?It?s suppose to be there.? --- Mr. Gault
?Does anyone else have a stamp on their tender places?? --- Ryan
*Hysteria*
?I can?t even get mad at that, it was such a good line.? --- Mr. Gault

?We could all try a little harder to get along? --- Mr. Jay
*David throws pencils across class*
?OW!? --- Max
?I won?t even ask.? --- Mr. Jay

"We have a test today?!" --- Al
?Wake up Al, you?re having a nightmare.? --- Mr. Jay

?What are you talking about?? --- Ms. Koo
?Raising the dead.? --- Andrew
?That?s not appropriate for Math Class? --- Ms. Koo
?It?s Halloween? --- Jack
?I keep hearing all these weird things like ?he is your minion?, it?s disturbing.? --- Ms. Koo

?Bite me!? --- Keegan
?Oh, gum disease!? --- Al

?You?ve only done 3 questions in 20 minutes, that?s horrible and sad.? --- Ms. Koo

?Are we going to be disecting a human?? --- Al
?Only if you volunteer.? --- Mr. Jay

"I'm a blond trapped in a brunettes body." --- Angela



I have more...

"dee di diddle di do, i think you are a big fat ** dee di"-my friend

click here for my quotes and some songs

"Boba, I've told you a thousand times, quit playing near that sarlacc or one of these days you're going to fall in."~ Jango Fett from the 'father knows best' fanfic.

"Insult Star Wars one more time and I'm goning to do the Wookiee stomp on your ass!"

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